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BEANIE MORE LIKE QUEENIE

ammirite lads? heheheheheh

Alright lids what's up. Enjoy those mc d brrakki man, they got seriously swag in them

Why not just make your own bacon and egg muffin for a fraction of the price?

cuz he's a lazy fucking nonce, whatsitooya

how would one do this? without having to cook shit from scratch obviously
infact fuck that, same with kfc and greggs, you can buy the shit but you can't make it the way they do

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Wahey got my maccies lads. Went with a double bacon+ egg bagel instead. Hopefully I don't regret my decision. Maccies is pretty comfy at this hour, a lot of people just sat on their bill typing and shit

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>nonce
strong words there lad, you got any proof, cant be having nonces round these parts.

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you say youre sorry but its too late now

Have to say, the sugar tax works on me lads. Just get Coke Zero over Normal Coke nowadays, fuck paying the extra 14p in McDonalds and that

hash brown first or after?

Yeah I drink coke zero or pepsi max usually, its pretty good, but can trap you into liking sweet things. A friend bought me a regular coke and I threw it away when I got in, 40g of sugar, ya nah youre having a laff.

how much was it then? (i'm up in scotland)

After, I'm not an animal

i heard that diet-coke/pepsi max can cause dementia, might be a lot of shite but fuck knows

doubt it, someone would be suing by now lad.

Nigga music in Greggs, is anywhere sacred

too right
originalalalalal

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aye, you're probably right, i'm a bit paranoid with that shit though

Any ex fat lads here? Got any tips and tricks? I'm working on it at the moment, my stomach is definetly smaller but I'm getting on a bit, late 20's so it's not as dramatic as it used to be. I've been thin before but this seems much harder.

I'm getting collared and put on a leash and drugged by my gf tonight

Excited

Been a fatty ever since I was a little kid. Got up to 20 stone, down to 16 and a half now. The turning point for me was when I went to the gym with some mates last year, turns out I love lifting

You do know that even rock and roll is technically nigga music right, lad?

Never lifted in my life lad and I got no friends. So I'm not sure how I can get into that.

I'd give it a try, you don't need mates for it. I go mostly on my own these days, it's comfy to just wack some headphones in and forget about the world. It doesn't have to be lifting though, try to find some form of exercise you enjoy, then working out won't be a chore. Could try swimming or cycling. What put me off doing exercise was a kid was you were always competing with others and it put me off because I was shite and always came last. Just do it at your own pace lad, if you need to sit down for a bit do it

i'm in the same boat, average weight but no cunt to go to the gym with (wouldn't know what to do on my own)
i think a private trainer would be good but seems like a bird move

>he fell for the (((myth)))

I checked private trainers they're like 500quid.
>swimming
Might do that actually, used to live by the coast and swam as a kid, I've moved since then and im pretty sure the local swimming place is pretty deserted. Just anxious about getting my belly out, I got fatty boom boom aerolas

>500quid
honestly? that a month surely?
fuck that either way, i've got a local gym but were the fuck would you even start?

YouTube videos help me a lot when I want to learn new exercises and that. Could always do the isolation machines when you start out

>bench pressing after not going to the gym for a few weeks and with no spotter
You could say I live dangerously

Cheryl Cole ruined herself with plastic surgery lads. Why do so many women do this

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Fear of the inevitable

About to try benching the weight I did before I stopped for a while.

>it's a user drops the bar on him and has to do the roll of shame or have someone rush over to pick it up kind of episode

You know when you find out something fucked up about someone you're pretty close to?
Yeah that keeps happening to me.

Nonce? My childhood friend I haven't spoke to in years was on YouTube after he got caught by some nonce hunters for meeting a 14 year old girl

BRITFAG COPYCATS

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>how do you do fellow kids
Yikes!

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I love you all so much.
You are all my friends and I love you all.
*muwah*

Yeah I dropped the bar on the bench press :( had to roll it off me while the lad next to didn't even bother to help. Cunt. Can't blame him though, probably a sperg too

Possible nonce yeah.
How did you find him?

Was in my recommended when I was watching a bunch of nonce hunter videos about a year ago. Wasn't sure if it was definitely him was just the same first name, looked similar and was the same age. Brother brought it up a few months ago when we were drinking with our dad and it confirmed it

Next time that happens, pick up a weight and just smash it on the cunts head. This is the only way to solve this issue.

Jesus. I guess you can never tell who's a nonce these days.

sounds hot lad, she gonna get some bbc next to you on the bed when you're passed out?

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when was rock last played predominantly by blacks though?

Rock and roll is pretty souless these days theres some outliers but its mostly about selling the look of the band, dam shame.

hope the possible homeless guy who collapsed at the train station is ok

he was either having a fit or death spasms :(

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its been mostly soulless since the MTV sold the idea of hair bands and glam rock. There have been good bands of course but a lot of the commercially successful ones are just a cultivated image.

>Asian girl walked past in a short black skirt and knee high black boots
They know what they're doing

girls have always known what they are doing, they WANT attention

>post about collapsed hobo
>don't help
>post on a tunisian knife fighting board
lel, as if you or anyone else gives a fuck, lets be honest

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Her face is terrifying, looks like a mask

I'm alright now lad, at home with the wife and kids. Sorry I scared ya.

reeee someone else was helping

The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire

I want my mtv

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I should really get up to make breakfast and get a haircut but I don't want to leave my warm bed

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Pour some boiling water on your bed, that'll force you to get up when you feel it on you

i'd tell myself that too
i wouldn't do a fucking thing, i once bought an extra sausage roll from greggs for some homeless prick and he said he didn't like them, beggars can be choosers apparently

Anime OPs is the patrician choice of workout music, simple as

Fucking range banned for some reason lads
I bet its poley's fault

Fucking pretended to have a spaz attack at the train station and some qt3.14 came over thinking I was a hobo, and I copped a feel waheeeeyyy

But to boil some water I would have to get out of bed lad

>walking home
>Asian lass just stood on her own feeding some pigeons in the park
>says good morning in weird broken English
>was surprised and stuttered it back before walking past

Mental, imagine if some 20 something British lass was just feeding pigeons at 9am, you'd think she was crazy

I tried to help the local homeless population once.
Went and made them food and brought it too them, gave them spare change when I had it.

You know what they did? Spent it to get fucked up on, every time and then would expect more money every time I saw them.

Fuck the homeless, let the cold take them.

Woke up with a rate hard cock lads.

Well shit I thought I was the only one. It literally won't let me post with my home WiFi because of "abuse"

early morning people are alright, often get the most good mornings and smiles at that time.

hope you become homeless soon so i can spit on you

pretty much the sure fire way to find out if a homeless person is genuine and not just a junkie is to offer them food, I've seen them turn it down and ask for money instead.
tbqh I can't afford to be charitable anyway, I come first.

There was some dick cunt evading bans last night posting a bunch of shit with the word kike and replying to everyone, it's probably left over from that.

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living the life of riley

>homeless people
Probably got more money than me tbqh, living off the banks money at the minute. Least it's 0% interest init

There was also that namefag who w9uld dodge bans for days on end.

a riddle for the ages.....

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chinkies are mental, you could've molested her probably, porn told me that's a-ok

You're a niave young lad mate, I've actually actively tried to help the homeless and found them nothing but assholes.

Did that once, and then all there drug dealer mates started asking for food and they werent even homeless. Remember one time I didnt have any food for em but just went shopping so handed out a few toilet rolls and the same shit happened, some smarmy cunts were like "OH I MIGHT NEED ONE OR TWO", left the shop with 14 rolls, got home with 5.

>sitting on the sofa in my jim jams
>neighbour comes to the door
>mum invites them in

I'M NOT DECENT

This but in my boxers

>calling a lad naive
>giving hobos money instead of food
I can confidently call you a right fucking nonce

they should show more of the cuntish homeless on tv. its massively biased in favour of the friendly homeless. like the cute blond twinks.

>he doesnt lose his virginity to a homeless roastie

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NONE OF YOU GET ANY JOKE, its all so fucking cringe when you talk please youe entire country lurk more.

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>mum lets new neighbours in
>I go downstairs with my trousers pulled as high as they can go and make a retarded face/voice
>they dont come around anymore

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She fucks me with a Strap on and has me on HRT

Nah mate American humour is just shite. Piss off.

At work, building some flats in Havant

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>tfw no hobo gf who refuses sausage rolls and just wants money

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You on day rate or price?

Day rate, haven't done price work probz too shit for it

Forked out to the Optimum Nutrition jew for their protein and I have to admit, you get what you pay for. It just melts in the milk, barely even have to shake to get rid of the lumps. Just tastes like a vanilla milkshake, would probably drink it just for the taste alone when I'm thirsty tbqh