Tfw no mature/milf gf

I wish I had mature woman as gf/friend even.

Just imagine having shitty depressive day and finding a solace in a woman that doesn't judge you like a young slut. So much comfort.

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>a woman that doesn't judge you
This is purely a fantasy

Not as much as young roastie

it is very comforting, young women ain't shit
>t. 28 year old man with a 44 year old woman

Imagine warping your mind with so much straight shota hentai you marry a washed-up hag

Imagine being jealous of that guy god wonder what that looks like.

>that doesn't judge you like a young slut.
You clearly don't know women

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like a giant human shaped rasin. beef_curtains.swf included

why would I marry her? we both think marriage is simply a legal contract that doesn't mean anything, other than who will owe whom money if shit goes south.
also, I don't watch anime.
biggest difference between older women and young girls is kindness. young women are not kind

>biggest difference between older women and young girls is kindness. young women are not kind
You're in the honeymoon phase now, just wait until you're hitched to a menopausal old bag while you're still fertile and ready to go

Is that you, Macron the french president?

Macron sounds like a Quake boss, or a Decepticon

Can you guys dump your milf folders here please?

No. Fuck off you spic nigger

Except we agreed not to get married. We're just having fun right now.

>Teaches me things I never knew about sex
>Financially provides for me
>Loves staying in the house every day after work
>Doesn't ask for expensive gifts
>Great cooking skills
>Doesn't play mind games
>Listens to my stories

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I hope she has thick ass

Every inch of her is thick.

How did you two originally meet? Teach where to find a mature woman who would be interested in a relationship with a much younger guy.

>tfw no g-
POP POP POP

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not really similar to my mommy gf
our sex is a little vanilla
we both work 40 hrs a week, making roughly the same wage
other stuff is about right though

I met mine through Whisper

Majority of them are.

Gotta go on dating sites to be honest. Just send a message that is well written. They usually like that stuff.

Not true. I've approached two women that could be my mothers and both of them were not into young guys. I could tell one of them is really uncomfortable too.

What dating sites? Like OKCupid?

Is that her? Got any lewds?

I tried getting milfs through tinder, but none of them seem to match me.. I'm too insecure to go out to a bar on my own and try to hit on older women.

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Nope. She's very traditional. She doesn't believe in those things.

Pic related is me and her.

I'm just out of relationship with one with 44 years old too. I'm 33.

I couldnt go on knowing she will get menopause, have 2 children and that she was with a Black man.

But, i really liked her and our relationship was the best i've ever had. It was incredible.

All the things you said is true but the one thing that is the most diferent between young ones is the kindness factor. They really kind, love to do shit for you and more in peace.

Also they wanna keep the young cock around so they fuck much more than a young one, much, much more.

Need more milf action on r9k

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try okcupid. dont be afriad to msg if u havent matched. numbers game msg as many as you can. keep trying one will bite. dont be afraid to take her out on one date or a walk in the park to secure a netflix and fuck 2nd date. you can do it. im not a model and have fucked 3 chubby average 30 something olds from okc

forgot to add. if ur under 25 set ur age to atleast 25. lots of milfs have there age settings to 25 or older. look at her profile as create a first message tailored to her profile. good luck user!

I could try that. The only thing stopping me is because it will show on your profile "look for ages ....".
They changed okcupid though. You can't message them anymore, but you can leave a message when you like them. If they go to doubletake, they'll see the message and decide if they want to match you back.

I'm 28 but younger looking. But at least I'll appear on their search. Thanks for the tips user

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I want to lick mature pussy

that new msg system sounds like it sucks.

This was my favorite milf anons. She lived about 30 min away. we met for a first date in a park and just went for like a 40 min walk. took 2 netflix dates until she let me fuck but it was worth. she gave really really good head to and swollowed. only shitty thing was she was legit like 4 inches deep so i couldnt do all the way in and one time i made her cry on accident from hitting her cervix. im nothing special to i legit just snuck her into my neet cave and we just chilled on my bed. can give more sexual details if you want. also bonus fact about this weirdo is she was into daddy dom/little girl shit so i had to fucking read her goosebumps for 15 min over the phone to her before she went to bed. worth tho lol. no nudes but i have nudes of a different milf if you guys want.

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>that new msg system sounds like it sucks.
It does. Means girls still have to do the swiping thing to see you. Although otherwise they got spammed their inbox full, so you wouldn't be noticed anyway.

I wouldn't mind hearing more stories. It's always been my wish to do stuff with an older woman since I can usually get along with them better. But since I look younger and am somewhat shy, maybe that turned them off.

I've found so many on tinder and they're really easy to fuck. I remember one guy giving me shit for talking about it, but a lot of them here in Arizona aged really well. These two, not so much but I'd still bone them

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Damn. Looks like the US is kinda of ahead on the whole MILF idea. I'm from the Netherlands myself and it seems to be less of a thing here. Especially in terms of looks when I see that pic.

Pic related was a 42yo I matched with, but she didn't want a guy under 30. That was a big letdown. She seemed really chill.

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I think it's a Arizona/Scottsdale thing. A lot of crazy wealthy people. Saying that, when I was in Florida there was no shortage of them on tinder and I ended up hooking up with one.

Dating them isn't that great though, at least in my opinion. Girls in their 20s that have decent jobs (60k+) are a lot better and more fun.

Hope your meme doesn't take off.

>Hope your meme doesn't take o-
bang bang bang

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Whats wrong with a new meme, upset you didn't create it?

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Maybe if you force it enough it will grow legs like every other forced meme to come from here.

tfw no gf is the core of this board.

Yeah I wouldn't want to date an older woman. But it would be great to get some experience with women in general, without being too nervous like with girls my age.

>Hope your meme doesn't t-
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>Maybe if you forc-
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>tfw no g-
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POW-POW *CLING*

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>tfw no gf is the co
BOOM

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Your meme will not defeat my posts.

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>that's the second smallest dick I've ever seen
t. the boy in that pic

Is maturity a matter of age, or a matter of spirit?

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So fucking hot, lucky little shit.

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Well if you get matched with them be a little more forward for sex. Don't say you want a one night stand, say you want someone to hang out with and have fun with. Some just want a guy to snuggle with, eat food and watch movies.

Bump

Original nigger

Where'd you find her, user?