Alright share that one time you fucked up
>be me
>16
>average high schooler
>never rly had relationships in the past bc I was mentally ill
>Some "person" wearing makeup i notice
> It notices me and starts making moves towards me
>I assume its a girl to guy transition bc it has feminin body and a high voice
>Myballsareburstinginballsofdust.bat
>Rember french proverb: "un trou c'est un trou"
>Fuck it and go with it
>It goes along
>foreplay
>finally sex in the most awkward place
>mother
>fucking
>school garage
>It blows me
>it takes out a condom
>it takes its pants down
>It is a he
>it slips onto my dick
>i say im not feeling well
>leave
>help
>fml
>im degenracy incarnate but im mean well i swear
Please comfort me I fear for my mental integrity
Alright share that one time you fucked up
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mhm but who are you quoting
fucking hell who even cares cunt
Where?
a sheepfucker with an attitude apparently m80
>wahhhh i feel bad about schoolyard bullshit
>better post a frog on Jow Forums
are you okay in the head?
op traps arent gay go on
who quote
i coudnt find a terrified blepe so make do
That bipede with a penis waring makeuo was gay
pretty sure thats gay
God have mercy on us all...
is "us" the french or "us" the humans
Shit happens man, sometimes we just don't feel comfortable, just don't be an Omega Cunt.
>be me
>middle school
>been bullied all my life
>assholes at hs, get suicidal thoughts again
>parents disappointed in my grades n shit
>wake up next day
>feel like shit, like school shooter: I might as well, kind of shit
>decide that I am, in fact going to have a good day
>do it for a few weeks
>mom keeps trying to get me into dark clothes
>I'mnoEmo.faggot
>get glasses, where coral, and mint colored shirts
>become school face
>make friends
>I am friendly chad, but fat as fuck
>people like me
>even vice-principal tries getting me int helper program
>I never chase anyone down despite my status
>one girl has crush on me
>crooked nose, not skinny, but not chubby 5/10, but her attitude sucked ass because she was obsessive and angry, or violent
>I'm in military family so we move to Poland an we don't see eachother again
>get redpilled later that year
>realize she tried using me for a bunch of little things
>I subconciously made the right moves
eat shit crooked nose
>mfw
begone
Also this in my school
how old are you
Judging by this thread and the absolute state of baguetteposters, I'll let you decide on that one...
Does it matter man?
Also it's JROTC training, so it should be unloaded.
Should
I can'tknow how fucked the rest of the world is
dubs check, dontknow if it still exists, havent been around in a while
Why are you
clicking so
many times?
buggy trackpad kek
Then why
are you not
removing them?
lazy and drunk of cheap red wine (carrefour sells them for as low as 1.80 soo)
you don't have an excuse
being
lazy is not
an option
plebe
quote who?
Aaaannnnnd wwhyy is that may I ask dear fellow french(wo)man??
i love this guy
kek im as white trash from a good background as I can get
Because you obviously ruin the high quality of this wonderful board!
>)))))))
But your country is trash so idgaf sorry i rly apreciate you for coming to my thread, Im fading away I don't even know if im alive im just a pale reflection nowadays, pls dont go
lazyness degrades Jow Forums, Wow, The More You Know i guess huh
Yes
No. No rudeness, please stop
>not getting irony
Unironically kys famalambro
i don't agree with him. i just love his voice. he's very entertaining.
from what i hear your country's not doing too hot either. a friend of mine lives in paris. he says sometimes the cashiers at the store don't even speak french. what kind of bullshit is that? why is it allowed?
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Im sry yall im drink and sad i can't think straight
but why? you managed to get out of that tranny situation. you got fooled, that's it. it's not your fault.
yeah but that was a while ago, now i come here and tell stories about me and chat with strangers from the world cause I love Jow Forums
u know im actually an oldfag in Jow Forums terms, Ive been on this since beofore the boeard count hit 2k
shut up dude