name yourself after a country
give orders
i'll arbitrate the results
you can make diplomatic actions to other anons only
the more complex an action is the more likely it is for it to succede
name yourself after a country
give orders
i'll arbitrate the results
you can make diplomatic actions to other anons only
the more complex an action is the more likely it is for it to succede
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Ok, this sounds interesting
North Korea here!
Invade the south.
I'll go with Russia
Start diplomatic negotiations with the leader of Kazakhstan on the topic of the topic of two nations merging back into USSR
Russia invade japan
okay im britain invade usa
smart!
israel annexes palestine
Binland
Take back Karelia and all the lost territories!
Poland
Attack Czech Republic, and Slovakia
Gas all of my citizens and the Turks as well
Republic of Ireland
Annex Northern Ireland
fortified positions make it hard to push
remember to name yourself user!
and diplomatic actions are with anons only, for the sake of keeping this going, the kazakhstani goverment agrees, the two nations merge into a new USSR
success!
you strike into the new stablished USSR, you catch them off guard and manage to take your former territory
you manage to take slovakia but you find resistance at czechia
done
Where even am I?
Whatever. Invade Poland.
Portugal
Invade Morocco
Use blitzkrieg tactics to burst through the line and flank the enemy
Mexico
invade Central America!
Prepare the Finnish nuclear program. I want some gondola bomba
israel annexes sinai and the nile delta
Having been faced with unmotivated aggression USSR pushes a resolution in the UN Security Council for sanctions to be imposed on Finland for their aggression. Also, USSR exercises its fundamental right of self-defense and pushes Finland back to their former boarders. Start negotiations with NK on the topic of helping them in their struggle against SK.
Invade Lebanon to gas all of the Lebanese
give me a country op
Invade Czech land and protect if needed
Mongolia
Invade china
Ayo d00d, stop being a cunt and let me hame Karelia back. Shit's mine.
Can I rebel as Scotland then immediately cede all my territory to Germany/Brussels
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We could have negotiated this, but you chose to invade out of the blue
Want to become allies Ireland? We have similar history and beliefs
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Okay, I agree
>Implying that's not what the USSR did
I said: shit's MINE!
there is minor resistance
you fail.
you get a moderately strong foothold in the enemy territory
you encircle a good chunk of their army and manage to breakthrough
you march through guatemala and find resistance in honduras and el salvador, belice endured your atack
you spend a lot of money and effort into the nuclear program, but you don't have the industry to keep up with it, the program fails
you break in but stop at the suez canal
the finns resist the atack in karelia
gassing the people boosted the morale of their soldiers, and these endure the atack
serbia, good luck
you push into their capital and the czech capitulate
you fail miserably
how about no
Dog tunnels into the middle of their country and let off the biggest sarin gas bomb ever battle of the Somme style
Propose a merging with Estonia against the Reds.
Try again
Take Ukraine
Defend if needed
Oh. Can I at least rebel as Scotland
send missiles to guatemala, honduras and el salvador. kill the Prime Minister of Belize
yeah ok i'll just go and take montenegro and kosovo
Lets negotiate.
For the time of negotiations stop the advane on Finland. Annex as many "-stans" south of Kazachstan as possible, while supporting the pro soviet forces in those republics financially.
Sweep up any other forces still remaining on the land and force a peace treaty that secedes all land of worst korea to me.
Offer an alliance off communist states with
Norway attacks finland
what I meant was attack them with missiles
Don't take Ukraine yet, we can split it. Less resistance, more benefit for both of us.
Ok whatev, just lemme keep it and I wo't bother you, looks like Norway wants to get shit down anyway.
Continue advancing southwards
Alliance gladly accepted.
Join our alliance and you will get to keep all you have annexed.
>there is minor resistance
Well, I use motorized infantry and tank divisions for a quick front-line attack.
Agreed, we may not like each other, but at least we tolerate each other surely
Then tell Norway to stop fucking with me.
And I'll even switch to a communist regime, for the hell of it.
Fucking god dammit.
Fine. I start a bio-weapons program, using whatever deadly rainforest viruses/bacteria are handy.
The moment you join our glorious communist alliance, USSR will provide you with all financial and military resources you need to fight Norway back.
But aren't you allied with Norway? If not, then I gladly accept! I will take every tincan tank you have rusting around and tear through those oil-pumping faggots
you drain tons of resources digging these tunnels, manage to cause a huge amount of casualties
the estonians decide to avoid conflict and politely refuse
you manage to push in, the chinese also push in
you make a decent push into ukraine
you start a civil war of independance
honduras capitulates, soldiers from el salvador get angry at the mexicans, morale boosted
belize surrenders
you manage to push into montenegro, kosovo endured the atack
you manage to take all "-stans" except for afghanistan, COMMUNISM IS SPREADING
you succesfully annex south korea
you find resistance from the already mobilized army
ukraine is divided
you succesfully push
you manage to take the rest of ireland
Can Uganda join?
I'm taking Vietnam. March into Laos and Cambodia and ask USSR for alliance
No, USSR is allied with the mighty Democratic Socialist Republic of Korea. We shall be glad to support you struggle against capitalist agressors.
Take only half of Ukraine, and move to Slovakia
Wonderful, thanks a lot, comrade!
Using military support from the USSR, begin the attack on Norway, blitz style!
yo how's one of the poorest countries in the world gonna endure my attack. whatever, seize control of montenegro's goverment and make it a puppet state. also go for kosovo again
Plan to invade Japan, starting in the south.
Ask for military assistance for the glory of gommunism
attack with a nuke at the Capital of el Salvador. Attack Panama with 297 missiles
Serbia, do wish to become allies? It will only improve the quickness of how we remove kebab!
Support the new member of the Communist alliance, Finland, in their struggle against Norway. Send military vehicles, equipment and officers for military advice. The rest goes to annexing Belorussia.
Also, you forgot to color the "-stans" red
Also ask the DKRP for a formal alliance
yes
Sorry, meant Romania
Our gracious leader accepts this offer
Supporting Finland this turn. The next turn you are getting all the support you need to fight Japan. Plan carefully though, they are a mighty foe to fight against.
The Comintern welcomes its new member!
Noice!
Invade Ireland
>you manage to take the rest of ireland
It's good.
I use naval ships and marine infantry division to capture Iceland.
Aw, I didn't get anything on the map :(
Conduct a naval invasion into the south of Morocco.
I got a plan, don't worry
And I'm building fortifications around Ireland for defense.
IT BEGINS
yes, now give me an order
you find resistance in laos and swiftly take cambodia
the blitz is uneffective due to mountainous regions, you still manage to push
the will of a population can endure anything, you make a puppet state and break kosovo
your generals start preparing the atack
mexico doesn't have any nukes, also they are not allowed
you strike panama
you push into belorussia and i corrected the map, sorry about that!
you push into romania
Take Romania, defend if needed
Encircle Chinese who are in mongol territory, defend advancces
send Militias to Honduras to fight them. start bombing the rest of Central America
Darn, keep on pushing!
commence aerial bombing campaign of Laos and push troops into central Thailand but stop short of bankok
spread EBOLA to Kenya and INVADE
*clucking noises*
With the help of the newly created puppet state, Serbia launch an offensive on Macedonia. Serbia's generals predict a quick seize of control, as Serbia severly outmatches Macedonia in every aspect of war equipment.
Send mountain divisions from Caucasus region (Chechnya mainly) to help Finland in their attack. Take the no longer needed military instructors from Finland and relocate them to DPRK for assistance in invasion planning. Also, provide DPRK with naval support in case they decide to invade Japan. Completely annex Belorussia.
Alpine sarin gas korps to sneak through the mountains to surround and reek havoc on the Lebanese lines in hopes of making a breakthrough to Beirut
I have my elite Surinamese scientists infect a hooker with a highly contagious disease, then stick her on a plane to Mexico City
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this was initially longer, but the file would've been too large
Before the initial attack i use a fleet of planes to sweep over the whole of japan and drop tonnes of body pillows with all sorts of waifus, some even with debatable husbandos.
As the Japaneese see this they quickly find the're waifu and fight over who has the best ones or lie down comfortably with them.
As the whole of Japans male populace is distracted with this i quickly sweep up the whole of japan with marines and tanks.
Invade ireland
fucking shit
yes
the english push into your territory as you atack ireland
your fleet is sunk by the royal navy
i didn't forget about you i swear!
you get a foothold in the south
coasts are now fortified
romania surrenders
the chinese retreat from the country, you successfully defend the advance
honduras capitulates, and you bomb all of central america
you manage to push with heavy casualties
laos capitulates, you struggle pushing through the jungle
the ebola affected both you and kenya, you manage to make a push into kenya
soldiers from montenegro do not cooperate, you quickly defeat macedonia
yes sir!
the norsk capitulate before the soviet mountaineer divisions
the lebanon capitulates
ah shit fuck. defend and attack england if spills
Offer a "friendly" annexation proposal to Sweden.
Refusal will, of course, result in a "friendly" invasion.
Steal bulgaria by flanking from the Black Sea
Continue to push into Kenya and send our elite ebola spreaders to Kenyas president palace to eliminate him and finish this war early! Also start preparing battle plans for invasion of Tanzania.