>Go to shop to get sandwich and drink
>They ask me ID for Red Bull
>I laugh but they don't laugh with me
>I don't have ID so I have to change it for some grape juice (it tastes nice)
>With one on the self-service checkout I was using, the other at the counter, they take about five minutes trying to figure out how to remove the Red Bull from what I scanned in
I hate this fucking nightmare country sometimes. Dubs and I move to that user's flag
>inb4 I get dubs and remain within my prison country
dumb nannystate ninny
lol what a fag
>Be Bong
>Needs redbull license
The memes write themselves lately in your country...
hey gugys lol some dickhead kid killed himself by drinkin 17 sips a day so lets ban them lole B-]
thanks government
wow you really have to be a certain age to drink Redbull in the UK?
Anyways here you can drink redbull if you're 3, but I still wouldn't recommand drinking any of this shit
okay roll
OP, brexit is ded confirmed by holy gets
you can get ID'ed fro pepsi or coke now
and the sugar tax makes a 6 pack of pepsi £5
fuck that shit
Sad
i can get a phat 4pack of white sips for 4 quid at my corner store because it has no sugar shits butters B-]
come here senpai we're not so bad
What the fuck is wrong with England?
Wtf do brits need an ID for fucking energy drinks
>Oight lad do you have yer pop loicense?
it's not just England it's the rest of the UK too
check'd
they made it so that under 16s cant buy dronks with caffeine in it so ye you pretty much need an id
I don't like it, I need to move!
I just like the taste every now and then I know it's poison but it's just so yummy
Fucking sin tax, fucking sugar tax. Jow Forums makes fun of the TV license but the tax in this country is much fucking worse.
Trips don't count :^)
Look at:
Brits are now denied access from all /sip/ boards
I would rec cider instead of energy drink but I guesss you can't even buy it because of the alcohol
even if it's like impossible to get drunk with cider
who tf are u to say that im sorry blud
I mean presumably you're above 15 if you're posting. Or at least you should be.
THAT DOESN'T COUNT
Where in the EU would I even move its too vague
We can buy alcohol at 18 (with ID) which is great. Don't like cider though, I just wanted an energy drink because I crave the taste every now and then
(I'll consider France)
Is anything ITT really surprising to anyone?
I mean we Americans literally left England due to the terrible government there. No surprise they're still taxing people for sugar and stuff.
Well the guys English so it means stay here but reverse brexit.
You motherfuckers have a higher drinking age than us.
Also England is the whole country again?
Nuh uh. I'm gonna escape this nightmarish police state Hell hole just you watch!
You can always come here and enjoy our (clearly superior) food and manners :)
Most of us (about 10%) won't bite if you're from Wales, Ireland or Scotland!
Definitely would be a place I could enjoy visiting, just not living. I don't have an affinity for the language. I'm also from England but people from all over, including friends ask me if I'm from Scotland/Ireland/America/Australia et cetera because apparently I have an accent that doesn't fit my city so I'm sure I can wing it.
Still angry about all the times we fucked yo ass?
Nowhere else is better, the US has the NSA up your ass constantly. We've just got Theresa spouting bullshit about "protecting the kids". I assume you're old enough to purchase it anyway, it's not difficult to just bring some identification is it?
I'm 6'3 and apparently look and sound 40 so even if I liked energy drinks I doubt they'd ask me for shit.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND!!!
And fuck Le France! Roll for FREEDOMLAND!
Nah, just a bit of Jow Forumser, I don't have anything against the UK. Been over there a couple of times, and I generally enjoyed it, witch Scotland being my favorite.
A shame your country is going down the shitter like this with all this madness going on. I for one was able to buy alcohol like it was nothing when I was 16. Most clerks don't care enough to stop you, although the legal buying age is 18. Over here you can give alcohol to your kid every time you want, so nobody really gives a fuck as long as you don't come to the counter with a bag full of bottles.
Real talk, one of my acquaintances just got its french nationality. He's from Wales and it only took him like 2 months (although it can take a whole lot longer). Language can be a problem for sure, but it's not that hard to get understood.
>NSA watching what kind of bullshit I fap to on /d/ and will van me if I threaten to blow up the white house, but will never cause me a problem cuz Im not a terrorist
Horrible, according to you.
>Have to bring some ID to buy a /sip/, and pay an extra sugar tax to your nannystate
Better than 'merica, in your opinion?
>be British
>need ID for energy drink
>police will club you if you own a TV but don't have a TV (propoganda) license
>need an ID to buy little spoons
>knives are illegal
>mandatory dragon dildo lessons for all white males
failure
No one gives a shit here too either, most of this shit is exaggeration from Jow Forums tards pulling out a collection of tabloid articles as an accurate representation of the UK. This Caffeine shit is just the tories trying to appeal to the elderly and concerned middle aged parents since they're the only people that vote for them. I was just trolling you epic style anyway the French are alright.
"mass surveillance is ok because I've got nothing to hide!" "the government is trustworhty"
Sounds like a libtard trolled epic style gone buttangry there cuckman
It's just stuff like this that gets on my nerves. Government is so bureaucratic I hate it. I had to reapply for my national insurance number and one call center will say one thing, and the next will say another and that they can't do x. It's a circle of bullshit. It's just really hard to like Britannia sometimes. If I didn't live in the whitest area in England I'd probably have no patriotism whatsoever. Glad there are still people like you who care though. Then again if I was in America I wouldn't be able to buy booze. Russia or China don't seem like such bad places to live though.
Nice try America, maybe next time. Good luck with the Kim Jong Un thing we're rooting for you.
Nice to hear your friend is going to be liberated from this shithole that only ever has the same shit in stock everywhere. I might just be swayed to move to France by the food alone. Then again I'm not a big fan of cheese...
Again, sin/sugar tax >>> TV license, spread the word. Liberate my country.
>be 15 year old brit
>require id for getting a coffee from mcdonalds
what sort of 15 yr ol would get a coffee lole
I see teenagers getting coffee sometimes. Cafe's seem to be trendy at the moment
when i was maybe 9 years old i would walk to mcdonalds sometimes on my way to school and buy myself an iced coffee
Yeah I guess so. I mean Jow Forums is full of burgers talking shit about stuff they know next to nothing about, so whatever they say needs a grain of salt the size of mount everest. Still, crazy such a stupid idea even sees the light of day...
It's a smart move for him honestly: he has the double nationality, so if he ever gets badly sick or injured, he could take advantage of the french healthcare system for instance. I'm seriously considering doing the same kind of thing with another european country, maybe germany since I've learned a small bit of German. I would have chosen the UK, but with the whole Brexit thing, it doesn't sound like the best move.
And don't worry, you'll get used to the cheese eventually: someone in my family used to be unable to eat cheese, and he'd puke it right out every time he even tried. But after a few months of trying, it all went away. It's just a question of letting your brain getting used to the idea of eating bacteria-infected fermented milk.
>They ask me ID for Red Bull
The absolute nanny state of the UK
Russia actively prosecutes dissent and China has facial recognition technology placed into all of their security cameras to match faces to national IDs needed for pretty much anything. China is a fully totalitarian state, not somewhere you want to live.
I don't really care about this country and I certainly don't care about the amount of whites in my area. I know this country is shit but I haven't fallen for the meme that anywhere else is better. Switzerland might be alright but that shits fucking cold and I don't want to live in a mountain.
It's Theresa I'm telling you man, the porn verification shit was her idea too but I don't think that ever got implemented.
The more I read about that crazy bitch, the more i'm wondering how she's still around to do that kind of stupid shenanigans...
When are you next elections going to be, anyway?
I wonder who got it....
How nice it would be to have the Frenchies not laugh at me for not liking cheese, yes that would be very nice
I'm well aware of those things but I can put that aside for what they have to offer compared to here. Also I'm not an edgy Jow Forums wehraboo but it's just that it's very hard to be patriotic when parts of this country are loading up with Muslim migrants. The wonderful changing face of Britannia.
I heard China's developing a new social credit system too, if the Thought Police catches you speaking out against the Chairman, you won't be able to buy houses, take out loans, use trains, or even leave the country. Shit's fucking scary.
The trick to it is not paying attention the the fact it goes against your instincts of not eating fucked up shit.
>Pic related
True that. Europe and the US has it pretty good tbqfh, and most of our troubles are nothing more than simple nuisances.
2022 pretty sure. People don't like her but they also don't like Corbyn, and I can't blame them. Third parties can always take a bit away from the big two but they'll never get close to a majority. She called snap elections in 2017 and she lost a bunch of fucking seats doing that.
Young people are disillusioned with politics and don't want to vote, older people are uninformed and significantly influenced by advertising and what they read in big media, they're the ones keeping these fags in power. We got a referendum for the alternative vote a little while ago and it got shot down by propaganda saying we "couldn't pay for it" that's what's really fucked me off on the system, a lot of other too it seems.
Pretty sure a lot of that's already implemented, Shit really is fucking scary, it makes me so fucking confused when I see people in freer countries demanding more authoritarianism, facism and the like is just inherently against the individual so how the individual wants it outside crazy power grabs is beyond me.
I think people exaggerate, the numbers are much smaller than some people would have you think, there's no great replacement going to happen. I think it's mostly a non issue but I agree vetting processes should be put in place to prevent radicals without introducing yet more mass surveillance.
normal hard blocky cheese isn't really gross
Myself on the way thinking of how I was going to phrase it
Summoning China friends to tell us how it is.
How does that picture make you feel?
Well, at least young people don't want to vote... Over here, most young people voted for some commie meme candidate, even though the guy is a fucking retard. Honestly can't tell which one is best.
maybe alittle put off but i've never bought that weird colored kind
They can't post without PASS because google is blocked and so are the captcha servers. Apparently if you post "六四天安門事件" it crashes their internet too because it mentions the tiananmen square massacre, so that's fun.
Well we've got that guy here and he's called Corbyn.
That's a bit rude to the guy he's much better than anyone the other big boys are fielding but he does come out with some stupid fucking shit, and his party fucking hates him. I just wanna knows when we'll get Anarchy, the sex pistols promised me it like 40 years ago.
Then it's time for you to pack up and leave Airstrip 1!
Looks lite it indeed. Anyway, politics are gonna do politics, being shit and all the like.
I just feel like it'd be all a lot better without this bullshit fucking political class and a public who only gives a shit when the man on the tv told them to be scared about something.