In which manner do you ejaculate?

In which manner do you ejaculate?

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I have natures sock
>jsut cum in your foreskin, its the best.

No shower option?
Usually 2, 3 when I wake up wanting a morning fap, 5 at work
I tried 4 a couple of times and yeah, regret, I hate the taste and feel of cumplus it does a number on my back

>no eating it from your hand to dispose
wtf??

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used to be 6 now i just do 5

ANYTHING BUT 4 AND 6

Sitting in my chair directly onto my stomach.

6 motherfucker, I'm a rebel without a cause or a tissue

2 most of the time. 1 if I didn't mean to fap.

2 when on the bed
>nigger I sleep on there, only the real thing is worth laying in a wetspot

6 when at the desktop
>yay for having a washable keyboard, also my porn gets scorepoints by range. Making me cum so hard I hit the screen or a wallsocket gets bonus point (I'll yet find a girlfriend to cook with my cum for btw, that shit smells delicious when it burns and I am not even gay)

6.
It just a obsession and I wanna get over it the fast and clean way.

Oh shit I mean 5

Am I the only motherfucker that does 3? I think I smell like cum permanently now.

3 then shower :3

I know you cunts all do 4

>he doesn't cum in his underwear and wear it the next day

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2/3. Tissue on my tummy.

Actually I got this neat little trick where I pull my foreskin upwards while I cum. Unless there is a huge load I can collect it all in my little skin container.
Then I carry my dick to a sink or toilet like that and deposit the load down the drain.
I works great, I can really recommend it to those who aren't circumcised.

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I thought that cumming in your hand and then eating the cum was normal

>>wear it the next day
More like the entire week... okay maybe an entire month

6. The mere act of caring where it ends up takes away most of the caveman pleasure of just going for it.

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I wipe it on paper then dump it because I forget to bring tissues. I really shouldn't because paper is a pain in the ass to wipe that shit with.

This is also what I do, very handy, you can even pin the foreskin on your waistban and walk around hands free, for those that live with others

Why isn't there an option for T-shirt?

I cum into a titanium cup and mix it with milk, it masks the taste of salty wet oatmeal. I thought recycling was normal outside me and chris-chan...

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I do 4 all the time. It is awful. Every time I cum in my mouth I regret it. Cuz I stop being horny and think "wow what have I become?" But I have said to myself a few times "well stop being a bitchboi and swallow your cum like the good slut you are!" and still managed to finish the act. No regrets, easier cleanup, and you get the nutrition back into your body

Either my underwear, my cumrag, or just all over the floor.

No option for just fapping using your underwear you rarely change while it's on you?
It's like a combination of 2 and 6

Glad I'm not the only one who does this.
It's sensible and it's not like anyone can really smell you if no one comes near you, anyway.

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Number 5 is the only civilized way baka. I guess number 2 as well.

Number 3. Its compfy.

What, are you disgusted of your own cum or something?

NUMBER 2 MOST OF THE TIME. NUMBER 6 WHEN I'M TOO HORNY. I'VE DONE NUMBER 3 & 4 BUT IT'S TOO MESSY. NUMBER 5 TAKES ANY PLEASURE OUT OF CUMMING.

I MUST ADD THAT NUMBER 6 IS MOST PLEASURABLE - WANKING VERY FAST AND PULLING IT ALL THE WAY BACK RIGHT BEFORE CUMMING IS FANTASTIC. CUM SPRAYS EVERYWHERE.

I do number 3 and uhhh "Smell"

6 all the way

Who has time for fucking paper when they are wanking? The carpet next to my desk is stained white. Fuck the police.

5 if there's people around the house and I don't wanna risk anything. Otherwise 2 into a sock, I'll wrap it around my willie and do it into that.

Number 2. I've tried all the other ways except into my own face/mouth because im too fat for that manoeuvre.

I started out that way as a youngun but read somewhere its bad for you so stopped.

wanking at work is disgusting

Not gonna lie. I'm a 4 kind of boi. I'm preparing myself for the real thing if I ever get a qt bf

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I cum into my loli onahip, clean it out then jump into the shower

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Do you have any extra chromosome perchance?

I'm a 1 man myself

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Stop thinking about it faggot

I just remembered that I used my onahole last week and never cleaned it out

>I started out that way as a youngun but read somewhere its bad for you so stopped.
I have ejaculated like a good percentage of times. How is it bad, do you know? I might change my habits for this

I don't ejaculate. You can not ejaculate if you press the crotch.

6 but i cum on floor mostly

I just put a paper right on the head...

a lot of times like that*
fuck me

>14 years ago you would have thought that the idea of ejaculation and adults doing it regularly was hilarious and kind of gross
>now fap 2x a day
Oh how far we fall

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