It's the king's birthday today

It's the king's birthday today.
Respect the king or you will get no orange donuts, millefeuille or other orange sweets

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Your king is literally irrelevant.

Your "country" is literally irrelevant until we named it after one of our regions

i thought new zealand was Australia's island

Actually we ones owned Australia and we called it New Holland

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how long did that last before the british blew it out your ass like always

From 1644 then British came in 1788 and the last time it was known as New Holland was in the 1850s

How many times did the British fuck us over for land?

didn't own it
your lot found the southern bit and reported it was shitty and full of niggers
portugal found the western bits and reported it was desert and full of niggers
the spanish found the northern bits and reported that it was crocadile infested and full of niggers
the brits found the eastern bits and decided to keep it