Tfw buy a big bag of rice for nothing and live off it for weeks

>tfw buy a big bag of rice for nothing and live off it for weeks
>friends buying daily starbucks even though they have minimun wage jobs

lol

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That's the best way
you can also make rice flour then bread pancakes...

>not realizing that all of your efforts are futile
>not engaging in hedonism while the opportunity presents itself

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>earn good salary
>blow it all on booze to drink alone at night because of crippling depression

fuck bros

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>made a ton of money from 21 - 24 while living at home
>spent it all on weed, booze, fast food, and pointless short term purchases
>quit all the drugs and have budget plan
>still broke and jobless

learn from me

>I have depression and the way it resets all of the progress I make in life has become a regular occurrence that I'm used to so it must be that way for everyone!
Yes, I'm projecting.

you need to eat other stuff than just rice or you will get sick.

>you die of malnutrition
>friends still alive

lol

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He could live healthy, cheap and frugally with barely any more than he's spending if he bought cheap (maybe canned) veggies and some vitamins.

also there's practically no nutrition in Starbucks 50g of sugar shit. He's saving his health and literally thousands of dollars by eating like that.

holy shit at least get potatoes or beans, which have far more nutrients

i'd do that but I don't even know how to cook rice

Does it make you feel better then them?

>Been working since 15
>26 now, barely 1k in the bank
>Working two jobs, still spending $200 a week on weed

Fuck you

lol rice and beans

You're fucking anorexic. This is literally what anorexia is. You have no control over anything but your own body, so you absolutely go apeshit on it and end up getting beriberi.

Learn to actually cook. Don't larp as some dumbass Hmong peasant.

>tfw 32 and never have to work again
Life is good

Cheers to that wine friend

I agree, but live off it makes it sound like he's eating nothing but rice. I wouldn't put it past him to be dumb enough to think this is some "restaurants hate him!" kind of shit.

I just eat off McDicks dollar menu

add some beans for less malnutrition, you can even put a little cheese on it and still eat for like a dollar a meal
buy a rice cooker

OP here, obviously I alternate betweens beans and rice and try to spice it up with cheap veggies. Don't really like potatos though so I aviod them

HMONG thats the vietnamese mountain tribe i was trying to think of the other day, also BERI BERI is the name of the deficiency i was looking for when i google "rice malnutrition". we have a psychic connection /x/

Your depression is caused by your drinking.

i am looking for meaning in my life do you have a good word for that too

I have one. I've never used it.

>dollar meal
>"first you need to buy a rice cooker"

so what does the average meal for you consist of?

just plug it in throw some rice and water in there, close the lid, and start pressing buttons, at least 50% chance end up with edible rice

>dollar meal
>need teeth to eat it and toothbrushes + toothpaste cost more than a dollar over 18+ years

You don't need a rice cooker, people use it because it makes good rice. All you need is a pot, water and a heat source.

no I need this thing with the name of the thing i want because schlomo told me

>not showing prudence now so that you can engage in even more hedonism later for maximum pleasure

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To be fair rice cookers are pretty useful if you're neet and can't be bothered leaving your room. You can cook food in your room without having to go to the kitchen.