>be me >be 14 at the time >in gym class >me and qtpi 8/10 share eye contact >she smiles and approaches me >we talk for 15 minutes until she says >"user I've seen you around and i really enjoy spending time with you" >she goes for the kiss >she wants me.jpeg >we go to the women's Lockerroom after gym >we will miss class but idgaf >she starts taking off her clothes >my brother taps my arm >"get up user, we're gonna be fucking late" >I stare at him for 10 seconds with glossy eyes >get up >spring at him and kick him in the nards >he recovers soon >fuck.rar >he punches me in the stomach and winds me
It was a good dream anons, he ripped me from a good reality
>Be me >Exist in Spain >Need to get plane to Finland in three days >goodbyespain.jpg >Decide to go on a nice smack binge, as no heroin in Finland >Two days later and 350€ down I get back home, lips crusted with resolidifyed H crystals from smoking >Haven't pissed in these two days, can't piss >Have to hide I've spent money for the journey, am half dead at home and prepare the lugagge in a hurry at night >Next day, go to Finland
I regret nothing
Eli Walker
>be me >in primary school >have friends >fun times hanging out after school >move away >lose contact >no friends anymore >still no friends over 10 years later
Angel Rogers
>be me >me >be on Jow Forums >see based and redpilled grentex thread >ipostmyblog.webm >get one reply >mfw when I do not know the concept of quotation in the English language wow ha ha, how silly
>be me >lose my friends >no friends >no connection to my family >realize that the universe is just a cold machine and everything is really dead but we percieve it lively becasuse chemicals in our heads make us think and feel this way. everything you feel, think and percieve is just dead atoms in the universe. everything is dead.
BUTT i cant wait to when full dive vr becomes a thing. AI waifus is my dream. therefore shitpost on Jow Forums while waiting.
nice wojak mortal. i will spare your life. just this time.
Jordan Perry
>trying to form a metanarrative grander than that which concerns human society and human perception >believing there's some form of "enlightenment' that comes with being closer to some canonical "universal truth" based in human observation and perception of the mechnisms of the physical universe >rejecting all metanarrative below this "universal truth" because human society's perceptions and ideas are not physical/provable laws of this universe and are concepts/memes which we thought up, despite the facts and ideas with which make up this "universal" and proveable "truth" are completely composed of human perception itself You and every shitty contemporary philosopher. Come back to human society when you're done "leaving it." (which you never really have)
Lincoln Baker
wall of text >hmmmmm >what do i do about this one >i got it > call him a faggot
YOUR A FUCKING FAGGOT!
Henry Ortiz
i am a god disguised as a human. gib me respect.
Joshua Price
based also redpilled
screencapped to remember the epic trolling, my user!
Connor Phillips
thanks my mortal friend
Colton Garcia
also, whom quote?
Joshua Mitchell
the greatest philosopher of all time ME
Bentley Cruz
>be me >go to industrial supply store >box full of tiny rubber balls >put my hands in the box >FeelsGoodMan
