Post your dreams here, and let us psychoanalyze them. Don't post fake ones.
Post your dreams here, and let us psychoanalyze them. Don't post fake ones
Eli Rivera
Adam Foster
Here's a three parter I dreamt in three days in my childhood
Part 1
> wake up in my bedroom
> everything is dark but feel a looming presence
> can't seem to move but constantly see shifting shadows in the dark
Part 2
> wake up in my bedroom
> everything is dark but feel a looming presence
> I manage to turn on the light and immediately get jumped by a murderous clown doll monster thing
Part 3
> wake up in my bedroom
> everything is dark but feel a looming presence
> I manage to turn on the light, jump out of bed and escape
> somehow I'm on an old castle wall being chased by a leopard
> make a jump from one scaffold to the next and run downstairs
> end up in my living room with all my family that yell "surprise"
Cameron Gomez
You were a child on the cusp of becoming an adult. The looming presence is puberty.
The clown symbolizes your childhood which still has a stranglehold on you.
The leopard, which represents the raw manliness which was inside you waiting to come out, wasn't actually chasing you, but guiding you towards your awakening into adulthood as denoted by the surprise birthday coming-of-age party.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
got almost raped by a shadowman once while i was hiding under a blanket
Juan Scott
You wanted to get raped by blacks.
Ethan White
Psychoanalysis is trash.
Hudson Watson
You're trash.
Samuel Hernandez
huh
Leo Rogers
>shadowman
Shadows=dark, black
Man=male
>dreams of almost getting raped by black men
Bentley Sanders
i dreamt I was walking through a field filled with ordinary cars and trucks that went on for miles, non of the vehicles worked. I then went underground and there was a huge warehouse filled with milk and boxes of breakfast cereal then there was an enormous greenhouse, my turnips had failed to grow but I had created strawberries as long and large as carrots, then I woke up.
Zachary Torres
Ok then mr. psyhoanaliser, riddle me this:
>be 2-3 year old me
>fall asleep
>find myself in a dream in some kind of a shop
>a fat woman stands behind a counter
>in front of her on the counter there is an old looking weight scale something like picrelated
>on it lies a snek
>snek attacks me
>i wake up
Adam Davis
First one sounds like sleep paralysis. Also, you're the one who can best interpret your own dreams
Chase Richardson
Your mind conjured images of despair, as shown by the dead, lifeless world you found yourself in, but it also reminded you that there is salvation just below the surface with its desperate appearance. Even if you should plant seeds of bitter turnips, you'll be rewarded with an abundance of sweet fruits for your efforts.
Julian Reed
The only thing I remember dreaming about is a spahgetti strainer covering the sun, and then it played something like the cutscenes you get during a blood moon in breath of the wild.
Evan Parker
The snake, as it often does classically, represent evil. The scale represents the balance between good and evil, and the woman the eyes of society.
Only but outweighing the evil committed with good actions will you be able to resist the snake.
Jackson Rodriguez
>be me, 4 y/o
>dream of an abandoned road in the middle of the desert
>I walk down the road
>I die
Zachary Price
never played breath of the wild, sorry.
You were astral traveling in your dreams, viewing vicariously the life of a young arab boy as he was blown up by the IDF while playing outside.
Easton Allen
it wasn't dead and lifeless, the field was grassy, just full of broken down cars
turnips are bitter? never eaten one
William Bennett
I see. Off to fighting evil and upholding the ideals of justice it is then.
Henry Long
I assumed given it was full of junk cars the world had abandoned them. You could also interpret it as such.
Jose Parker
Yeah I know man I'm not about to take this shit seriously. Actually the murderous monster thing isn't that much of a surprise. My older sister used to watch a lot of goreporn horror movies and my mom liked to collect fairly creepy things like wooden witch statues and those very oldschool marionette dolls. But the whole leopard scene has always stuck with me. It wasn't scary it was just very random
Brayden Perez
Good luck!
Gavin Scott
I dreamed that I was a cute ship-girl changing into a one-piece swimsuit in front of some other ship-girls in my room.
Nathaniel Russell
You suffer from weeb-itis. It's terminal. I'm sorry.
Jose Gonzalez
Let’s see you decode THIS
>be me
>few weeks ago
>dreaming about infinity war
>thanos getting attacked by zombies he raised
>he’s looking down a hole in despair
>camera zooms out through hole
>the hole was in a watch
>the watch belonged to some iron man guy with a toys r us iron man helmet on in a tux
>3 other guys with him
>all in tuxedos
>can’t remember 2, but one was guy in captain america mask
>they walk into an apartment where there’s a formal party going on
>iron man asks captain america if there’s blood on his wrist (there was blook under his watch)
>captain america says no
>”ok”
>wake up
>mfw
i’m not making this up, wtf is wrong with me? am i just hyped? tell me!
Mason Ward
Yeah, you just want to see the new movie. Nothing wrong with you.
Nathaniel Harris
Let's see what you boys got (disclaimer: I'm a shitty mobile poster so greentext isn't an option)
Wake up
At grandparents beach house
In master bedroom, completely naked
Hear knock on door
Girl from my biology class (I'll call her Alex) comes in
Wearing nothing but my sweatshirt
"user, breakfast is ready get out of bed!"
Groan as getting up
Put pants on go outside
See Alex, and another girl sitting at kitchen table
Other girl is 8-9 years old at most
Runs up to me embracing me in a hug
"Good morning Daddy!"
Give the little loli a pat on the head
She runs back to her seat at the table
Alex walks up to me and tells me to grab a seat
She gives me a kiss on my cheek before going back to her own seat. Sit down and eat my meal with these girls
Loli says she wants to go down to the beach
"Valtina, you can go play for a little bit. Your father and I have something to talk about, so we can go down to the beach later."
Valtina pouts before running to another bedroom, presumably hers.
Alex grabs my hand and leads me back to our bedroom
We lie down in the bed beside one another
"So user, what do you think?" She asks as the dream fades away and I wake up
I don't know if I got it 100% right, this dream was awhile ago, but I know that it definitely took place at a beach house, I was Alex's husband, and we had a daughter named Valtina. All of that is 100% correct, I'm sure of it
William Wilson
>be in a labyrint
>have a harem of anime girls
>can use magic and swords
> there is a bed room in the labyrint
>cuddle with anime girls
do you think i have watched to much anime?
Levi Williams
on the contrary, not ENOUGH anime.
Lucas Collins
can you interpret sleep paralyses to?
there is this demon bitching screaming in my head every fucking time i get sleep paralyses. she sound like those from horror movies. she is just annoying. she also make me feel uncomfortable by spinning my toes or pulling my skin of as if it where tape.
since i get sleep paralysis as often as i do i try to experiment with trying to hallucinate what i think of. and think it as hard as possible.
experiment 1. trying to hallucinate waifus
one night i i managed to almost do it. i tought as hard as i could. i would try to hallucinate megumin. suddenly these bright colours in a shape of a human is front of me. but i doesnt become megumin. im disapointed
experiment 2. getting laid in sleep paralysis
i tought of this when the demon bitch started appearing. i tought that focusing my thoughts into my penis would make me experience something there. One night i felt a bit pressure on the tip of the penis. nothing much little bit good. but still disapointing. next paralysis night it got better. i still have not had a paralysis night yet. but i will keep experimenting.
Jason Phillips
that is the truth my brother. i have had dreams in Japanese even. its still not enough. i demand more anime.
Xavier Smith
i had a dream where i had a fucken 4 inch diclk 1 foot diameter and i was tryin to hide it
Hunter Parker
Las night's dream :
> get into a party / week-end into a big great house
> I'm with people I know as my friends and family
> usual horror movie scenario :
>=> people disappear progressively
>=> they come back as zombies
>=> alive people find weapons to protect themselves
> last scene, we're dining on a great table
> a sweet mum comes with her daughter
> her daughter is zombified
> she walks like a dog
> everybody is paralized
> everybody "Oh my god, it was the Mum!"
> BANG! I shoot the daughter with uzi
> BANG! I shoot the mum with uzi
> Me: of course it was
Ayden Nelson
very nice
Liam Garcia
How is that even possible?