Do straight male hookers exist? I'm thinking of going to one to lose my virginity

>be a retarded cunt and pay for sex (which is propably illegal)
OR
>join tinder and choose your partner from hundreds of different men even if youre the ugliest woman ever (free and legal)
Some choice, eh?

If this is not bait i just dont know whats wrong with OP

This. You'll get at least a 6/10 in a few hours. Plus male escorts are 99% of the times pozzed

Meh, I mean it's a nice attitude when you're 15 but if she's 28 or something it really doesn't matter.

Why not get a robot? Where do you live, Op?

If you live in LA, I will literally drive to your place to take your V card, right now. Or whatever day works

yeah they do and they can be pretty hot

I dont trust robots.
Who knows what they might do during and after. You could expose me and have me doxxed me on this board or you might carry malicious intentions and probably have me killed..

Quit being so paranoid. Look, I am not a fucking robot, I just cum here for laughs and possible sloots
>Main boards are asp, tv, ck, v and gif
>Have a job, have a car, live at home with my parents
>Never has a gf but not a virgin...technically

dunno about the others but I just wanna fuck. dealing with a dead body is a pain in the ass. dealing with a live gf/bf is even worse.

>don't trust robots
>wants a POZZED manwhore
Uhuh...

> You could expose me and have me doxxed me on this board or you might carry malicious intentions and probably have me killed..
Why not just do it in a hotel room that you got yourself? Removes most of those risks.

doesnt matter. I would probably see a greentext of it on this board and be embarrassed about it afterwards.

tfw no fembot to lose virginity with
would be even better if she treats me as her dildo from there onwards

Yeah, that's it. It's not that you're shitposting to try to rile up robots.

1. go on tinder
2. put "here to lose my virginity" in your bio
3. choose out of the hundreds of horny males

Where do you happen to live?
>t.male hooker

fuck off tranny. pic related is OP

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How do you know, user?
This time originally.

It's another guy larping as a woman for attention thread. Somebody make me a fucking mod so I can ban all these faggots.

>he doesen't know

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literally this
might aswell just put 1 word in your bio
"virgin" and you'll have 100s of dickpics/dicks flying towards you.

It depends on your country.
You can try sex tourism. Top destinations for females are greece, turkey, italy, morocco, portugal, spain and others.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism

>technically
XDDD

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I think OP's point is that there are also girls who would happily take your virginity. Also, can people stop bumping the shitty larp threads?

> OP hasn't replied to any tinder suggestions (the most logical advice)

if this isn't a larp idk what is

I would totally have sex with women for money. Only rules gotta be clean aka wash your ass and of course id use a condom cuz fuck stds

To be honest I'd take it for free. I've never had sex witha virgin so I'm curious to see what all the rage on it is about

Maybe she's already tried tinder? Maybe she thinks she's do ugly that nobody would willingly have sex with her.