I FUCKING HATE BEING A FEMCEL. I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO SMOKE WITH. I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO HOLD HANDS WITH...

I FUCKING HATE BEING A FEMCEL. I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO SMOKE WITH. I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO HOLD HANDS WITH. I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO HAVE MY FIRST KISS WITH. I WANT A BF TO HOLD ME. I WANT A BF WHO WILL PET MY HEAD. I WANT A BF TO PROTECT AND CHEER UP.

It's not even fetish stuff, I could only ever love a depressed bf because a normie bf couldn't understand or relate to me. I want the fulfillment of caring for a depressed boy and helping him like himself and life.

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and I don't want a clingy thot kek

uhhhhh
Delta#4548
oregonally im pretty sure

then i won't ever want you. i have nobody and want a boyfriend who also has nobody rather than someone who will ignore me for his friends and accuse me of being clingy.

Me too, fembot. I wish I could fuck you and give you the pleasure you deserve.

and put you on Anavar

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>friends
kek, more like waste time I could be on my pc

>TO SMOKE WITH
but why

I never ignore anyone i make time for everything

Leave normie you don't understand

>smoke
that'd be an instant reject, unless you'd be willing to quit, you have to kick that habit user. Also, I'm not sure you actually want a hermit bf, I have no prospects and barely leave my house, i don't think i could ever date anyone in good conscious, you really should probably look for someone that isn't depressed

How does that make me a normie, exactly?

Where you located OP

Show us your face bitch and we will tell you whether we would accept you or not

Hell yeah. What he said

If you mean weed, than you sound like exactly what I want in a fembot gf. Normies just look at life from a different point of view.

would you blow smoke into my face while looking smug?

Stop taking the bait you idiots the op hasn't even replied

ignore the others be my gf instead

if u are hot we can talk

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got baited again
fuck you op

Where u live bitchch

>Where u live bitchch
his parents basement

you're probably an ugly dweeb anyways, what would you do with a cute girl?

be depressed with her

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Sometimes I think things would be okay if I had someone to be sad with; that as long as you have someone willing to experience the ups and downs with you could get by in life ok helping each other. But I don't really care anymore desu.

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why won't you reply to me
aaaaaa

sorry, i left the thread to go eat some dinner! I wouldn't mind having a robot bf, leave your discord and I'll add you and we can see if we have good chemistry

Age? Then we shall see. I'm 15 so...

Btw discord is Retrorezzie #2008

im everything you describe but i'm way too far gone and you will either end up hating me or going down with me

newfag delete your comment before you get banned

tfw to autistic to talk to op
why live

Im in the North of England. I dont think there are any fembots here.

Eyy buddy. How was your day at school lil champ

post state originloli

W H E R E
Y O U
L O C A T E D
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O R I G

i live in california, aka normie central, its impossible for fembots to get dick around here

>just looking for cock
of course

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I'd say "pick me" but I have ZERO hope left
Fuck you I hope you die in a fire

I wouldn't want someone as autistic as you anyway, i wasn't being literal you dummy! I'm just saying it's impossible for a fembot to survive out here.

>depressed

does bipolar depression count?

Then go to reddit you stupid bitch
i hope whoever you meet with just fucking murders you

ill be your gf but you have to weigh less than me (150lbs)

>can only get a gf now if your onions incarnate

gl with that fren u can find someone... maybe

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110 lbs here, super skelly

>femcel

Nice make believe term

>I WANT A BOYFRIEND
Go outside

/thread

timestamp with face pic hoe

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lmao ok enjoy life as a bitter virgin, im gonna go talk to one of the nice boys that added me on discord

Fucking slut, go and die of cervical cancer

>Goes on a board full of bitter virgins
>Calls them virgins and rejects them

Lol you roastie are pathetic. Also read the rules, r9k is not for hookups. Slut. Enjoy your STDs.

baka if i wanted to i could add you and play the perfect persona really not hard

can I just get a real fembot who wont randomly ghost me

seriously please help

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yes i am a fembot and i wold never do that !!!!!

do not toy with my emotions user and send me a discord right now!

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you got kik? i dont know how to use discord

yeah I have kik just wow thought that people used it that much anymore

>implying you'd even want me

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oh yeah? do it then you retard incel

Maybe stop rejecting guys and youde have boyfriend?

I'm 114lbs skelly, be my gf too

i use it because i have a group in it that i like

shut up you dumbo larper, there is no such thing as a real female who feels this way

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what do I got to lose

Diphy_2

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>no pfp

its a pfp of blanka though

>calls others retards
>uses the word incel
your really not worth the time and someone else is going to fuck you over anyway

how am i supposed to be your gf if i dont know what u look like you could be a 60 year old rapist for all i know

fucking normalfag
are there any non normalnigger girls at all?

You do have a point but chances are if im a 60 year old rapist I think I wouldn't be using r9k to find victims

im an 18 year old childish looking dude if you must know

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look at this guy posting sol buttguy and talking about blanka
u dont need a gf just keep playing fighting games

damn thanks user for catching on

what if i get a fighting game gf

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These threads make me angry, because fembots (probably larping guys) pretend like it's hard for them to get orbiters, and it opens the floodgates for a million desperate thirsty fuckboys to try and get some internet pussy

You guys should be ashamed of yourself, every single one of you. You're making everything worse

shut up girls can't be incels, you just need to fucking try as every guy wants sex. Us men can actually have factors like small penis, unattractive looks and can't do anything about it so fuck off

you are not INVOLUNATARILY CELIBATE YOU'RE CHOOSING TO BE A LAZY FUCKER

women don't like to fight, and most of them don't like games either, so your best bet is going to be some disgusting tranny
even on the rare occasions of a girl playing fighting games they are already taken by the chad top tier playing fuckers so its pretty much hopeless

how are you even supposed to get a gf?

just let me have my dream man...

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I don't know for certain, but what I can tell you is that this is not going to work out. Don't even try with these threads or even fembots in general, it's just a disaster waiting to happen.

Don't be yourself, be someone better than yourself and then once you care about yourself maybe somebody else could care about you too.

I do care about myself though i can't be better because i'm my own idea of perfection

You just want a tall chad or a lanky prettyboy that doesn't talk much.
I am an autistic manlet who could do all of this but in reality what you say means nothing, you are the same as every other woman. gtfo my board

>manlets rise up

>tall chad
>lanky prettyboy

>in both realms, height is a requirement

Manlet uprising when?

> I WANT A BOYFRIEND TO SMOKE WITH.
kys

>TO SMOKE WITH

enjoy your disgusting, gravelly voice

Yes, but are you cute

this comment was not orginal

I'm depressed but I can hold it together and still go to work

And yes we can smoke together
So I can relate but I'm also not an emotional burden to you