How do I get myself an asian angel?

How do I get myself an asian angel?

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>How do I get myself an asian angel?
Be Chad

be a white guy, move to asia. Its that simple, also the girl in ops pic is half asian

not true. I found like 3 asian angels.
First was a qt jap gril that visited me in the states and let me visit her in tokyo.
Second was a Cambodian pharmacist who loved to hike and ski.
Current one is my wife to be and is half Brazilian half Japanese thicc qt.

I'm butt ass ugly and no chad by any means, but I somehow pull it off.

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this. this slut needs to be colonized for at least 3 more generations, still much too yellow.

God damn I want to watch her poop

wtf? why do you want to watch her poop?

Lemme fuck your wife right now

gtfo from this board, fucking chad cunt

killyourself normalcunt reee

push an Asian into the train tracks

I have an asian angel gf, she's the best thing that ever happened to me.

pretty sure I've seen that webm before

me too, i love her very much. we're a lesbian asian couple

how do I get a koreangel being a spic?

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nevermind, she came out to me that she's really a guy

You can't you just have to reroll in the next life, sorry mate.

tfw my gf keeps calling me a girl but i'm a boy ;-;

your gf sounds cool can i date her

yeah go date yourself you closet lesbian :^)

>go to korea
>pretend to be cuban
>rock out to that kpop song about havana
>you're now the cool guy from a kpop song place

>go date yourself
i already am. you can join my harem if you want though

>kpop song about havana
so i need to learn spanish first

>call self a spic
>no habla espanol
god damn it whitey get your shit together

yes pls i want to be your gf (male)

prove you're a real asian girl (male). what's something only a real asian girl (male) would know?

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pretty hard i would think. know a ton of koreans and none of them are with hispanic bfs. never heard them talk about hispanics at all except many intl students work in korean restaurants and theyll talk about jose the dishwasher not showing up or something

hm I know that you use pads

REEE TIME OUT

t-that's not asian specific it doesn't count

>be a white guy, move to asia. Its that simple,
this, honestly. I went to Japan and they all think Americans are WWII heros or some shit. Don't be comically obese and you are golden.

Being a white single US man in Japan is like being a hot thin 19yo blonde girl with nice tits and blue eyes in the USA. I have never experienced anything like it. All I can tell you is the way hot girls act is totally understandable. If you were getting your sexual needs met and every unattractive girl you met was always trying to fuck you everywhere you went 24/7 - it gets pretty old pretty quick tbqh

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tfw my asian gf uses pads because she's tight

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you mean tight as in cool right as the urban youths say haha

hmm i see,will go for japs so

Pajeet here with decent fair skin (albeit tanned) and caucasoid features. Would I have a chance with a lot of asian girls?

>Have lots of money
>Get a JAV (Japanese Adult Video) idol to sleep with you
>Keep revisiting her until you decide to propose to her out of the blue and she says yes
>Get married and have two children and a surprisingly happy life

This actually happened to one of my older brother's friends