Somebody logged all the posts you've ever made on Jow Forums

>somebody logged all the posts you've ever made on Jow Forums
>a summery of them gets send to everyone you know

How fucked are you?

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jail time legitimately

Ide honestly just fucking kms at that point. I am not proud of my post history.

No proof anything you post on an anonymous image board is actually you unless confirmed by an ISP and even then someone could have parked outside your house logged into your wifi and posted pretending to be you, it's all a meme the internet. Anyone who would believe some random anonymous post you've made is you is a retarded subhuman a literal chimp.

Honestly not at all.

I post exactly how I feel, but I don't have very controversial opinions or anything

but I don't know anyone

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>user, who is loli stirner and why do you want to lick her feet?

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They'd either be laughing hysterically or they'd be super buttblasted. If the latter then fuck them I want nothing to do with them humorless cuntfaces.

Why parents wouldn't get most of the shit I write about and I don't think they'd be shocked to find out that their son is into porn. Friends wouldn't mind because many of them spergs such as myself also I'm self employed. However I've written about how I fucked the sister of my gf and she'd probably kill me if she found out.

I don't think i posted anything wrong, but i would be still embarassed.

I don't know anyone LMAO

>this nibbas first reaction is to come up with a cover story
That bad huh?

I lose nothing, I never role play.

Could never attend any job or political position, probably have no wife with a lack of extreme tolerance for humour and drug abuse.

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>10 years worth of posts ranging from the edgy days of /b/ to the constant shitposting on /ck/ and other weird dead boards
I'd rather not want to know

Half the r9k shooter post histories were found by FBI and federal agencies. It isnt hard if youre not behind 20 vpns. Its how they find out about the causes of these degenerates which gets plastered over news articles.

I'm probably ok, my friends might laugh at me a lot for all the posts lamenting being a virgin at age 20 though

FBI and CIA already do this. Easiest way to see is to brag like mad thad. Captcha is to figure out where you are.

Not much. Never posted pornographic, racist, or misogynist shit. I just like Jow Forums purely for the entertainment value and feels, not fucking complain about supposed evil beings. Also, I don't really consume my porn at Jow Forums.

At most I'd be scalded for use of mildly racist language in a comedic context.

>you're attracted to your 6 yr old sister? you said she had a 'phat loli ass, reminded of you of kanna'.

now user, who is this 'kanna'? is this a name of another child? do you posess child porn?

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Nothing bad, probably some racist remarks but that's it.

>No one would offer me a job
>No chance of getting a gf or even any romantic partner or friends ever again
So basically nothing would really change.

I don't have a strong enough relationship between most people I know (especially the girls) to answer that question accurately. Most likely, they would find me digusting, but part of me think that there's a possibility they would be interested, relate to me or get turned on instead.

The worst is they'd know I hate the chinese
No wait
They already know

THat's fine. All I ever do on Jow Forums is say genuine things and call racists fags.

jokes on them i dont know anyone

They'd be really, really confused.

I larp as a white racist, a communist, a black man, a Mexican, a serial masturbator (not really a larp heheh), an animal abuser, a vegan, a panty stealer, a TERF, a doctor, a railroad worker, a diplomat, a mercenary in Africa, an arms dealer, and many, many more

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>to everyone you know
Right now I have almost 0 friends so... And if their are sent to my parents and sister I would say that is just jokes on the internet.

Up until yesterday I would have been fine, maybe just one or two awkward explanations.

Oh good
I was worried they'd received a fucking SUMMARY instead but I think I'm ok

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>but part of me think that there's a possibility they would be interested, relate to me or get turned on instead.
And why would that happen?

What did you post yesterday?

Why would it not? As I said I don't know them well enough so there's naturally a part of me that fantasizes about those extremely rare scenarios

Some music threads, one about Lovecraft, something about cursed pic, a couple asking for underground creepy footage, and a LARP of me pretending to be a future boy from 2926 i think.
I'm pretty proud of that actually

Some music threads, one about Lovecraft, something about cursed pic, a couple asking for underground creepy footage, and a LARP of me pretending to be a future boy from 2126 i think.
I'm pretty proud of that actually

>thousands of posts with me pretending to be different people
I'd get sent to the looney bin.

It depends of what you use to write here. Make me a summary.

jokes on you nigger, i have no friends and my family already hates me.

>12 years worth of posts of me arguing about videogames

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im sentenced to death in 6 states

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I cleaned my bellybutton out for the first time in 20 years and posted a pic of what I found.

I like to smell the fingers when I touch it and it smells bad.

A lot. I had an embarrassing period of time where I wanted to be a cute trap.

someone would see my newfaggotry

>he knows people

I post so many stupid shit here I guess I would get murdered by sjws

Seppuku time for me