STRIP CLUB CITY!

STRIP CLUB CITY!

Who's hitting the STRIP CLUB tonight? Who wants to look at BIG FUCKING TITTIES, FAT ASSES, and get some SEXUAL LAP DANCES?

inb4 ministorm spends an entire thread bitching about strip clubs

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What's the appeal with strip clubs? You get a lapdance, get hard, and then what? Go home and jack off?

Why not just look at porn at home? No loud music or normies.

I might.

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You get to look at REAL LIVE TITTIES
You get to chat with a REAL LIVE GIRL
You get to see REAL LIVE BUTTS
You get to see REAL LIVE VAGINAS AND BUTTHOLES (depending on the club)

>Realized that it's supposed to snow tonight
>Don't want to drive to the strip club in the snow

Looks like I'll just order some cuisine and CHILL at home lads.

>But they are real
Yes and?

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Better than looking at some dumb anime tits

No strip club for me tonight

Imagine being so fucking pathetic you give the money you worked for to some lazy bitch to rub her greasy titties in your face for 20 seconds.

>Imagine not liking titties in your face

In Canada you can touch them too.
I'd rather spend the cash for 1/2 with a whore though

Get out normie
>Paying a roastie to blue ball you

Isn't seeing pros illegal in Canada?

Technically but nobody's really busting down doors for whores here.
They have websites and twitter pages ffs

Jow Forums would LOVE the club.

> user discovers what honeypots are
Oh boy.

>use them anyway
>don't get busted
I don't really know what you're trying to do here lad

RCMP (Canadian FBI) party van.

Go to a fuckig brothel
Like club Hong Kong Tijuana
Threesomes with girls for less than 150 usd

>49323027
Does anyone here find it ironic that in Canada smoking a blunt is legal but shagging whores is not?

If you live near a military base, there is usually a strip club that is a de facto brothel. The local authorities and the military have an unspoken agreement that the soldiers need to blow off some steam, so as long as just prostitution happens (i.e. no drugs or human trafficking), it's tolerated. Also, go at the end of the month, these cuts take home more money (all cash business so no taxes) than I do, yet there are always struggling to pay the bills as they blow money on stupid shit. Also, if you are an Asian-American manlet that is obviously from out of town visiting the city on business, you will get a whore's attention.

>If you live near a military base, there is usually a strip club that is a de facto brothel. The local authorities and the military have an unspoken agreement that the soldiers need to blow off some steam
What if you're an enlisted officer?

I also use online "services"

canada is fucking lit

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>going to strip clubs for dances and not lambchops or lobster tails

What is wrong with you people

High end strip clubs have surprisingly good food in my experience

I have never seen a strip club in my cunt. It sounds really awkward what are you meant to do there?

arent these places full of N I G G E R S?

Guys I know I said I wasn't going to go to the strip club tonight but I LIED. I am going to go to the strip club.

See you there hopefully!

Man shut the fuck up. You come in every goddamn strip club thread and spend all night shitting it up.

youre a nigger. and this answers my question.

You dumb bastard, get out of here and go to the club.

I wish I was a nigger. Wh*te dicks are so small.

Stop ruining a beautiful thread.

i have a nigger sized cock. this 5 ft 20 yr old something chnse chick was grabbing it and stroking it dry using only baby power for the better part of an hour, while i teased her nips and fingered her pussy over her sweatpants.

Stop ruining a great thread!!!!

I would never go to a club. To many coons ruining it

>Paying for a sluts uni degree

Going to strip clubs is small brained.

You're going to the wrong clubs, or going to the right ones and enjoying them wrong. It's hard to say.