Visit ex-boyfriend's house

>visit ex-boyfriend's house

me: Would it be okay if I give Ceasar an early Christmas present?
his wife: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!
me: All I want to do is give him a present
his wife: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!
me: I don't even have feelings for him any-
his wife: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

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Your ex's significant others will always be jealous like that. You should swing-by when they're not around or at his work

what's the point of this larp supposed to be, dude?

>you: on Jow Forums
>me: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

I swear, if I found out my husband's ex did that I'd be mad enough to kill her.

She must really love him to be that possessive of him. OP probably never gave much of a shit.

Yeah. I just want to be his friend again.

People like you should be locked up.

>locked up for trying to be on good terms with my ex and his wife

I was going to get her a present too.

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lol a female cuck
move on

Nobody wants you. You're unwanted, you obsessed psycho whore. Get the fuck over it already. If I was the guy, I'd honestly shoot you. Castle doctrine.

>getting over someone that once considered me his best friend

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break into their house and eat the christmas presents she got caesar

fuck off you stupid faggot
ori

Are you that same poster who broke into the guys house to cuddle. I remember some poster with pics like yours talking about going into their ex's house during some fever dream and cuddling with them.

You should be honestly put down. Existence is too much for a rabid, mindless dog like you. Kill yourself and save a bullet.

what happened we need context how bad did you fuck up

Is it possible to make you my yandere clingy gf, OP

Yes. and it was an accident. I had to go through counseling.

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What is it about the guy you even like so much? I can see from above that you two have history of being 'best friends' but what happened to ruin that? What road did you take to end up on this path?

Would you murder a boyfriend if they cheated on you?

Post a discord or contact or something, I want the full story from you

This thread is going places imhof

are you that girl who broke into his house one day randomly and made a thread on it a while back? Thank you for telling me the manga of the images you use.

wait nvm Im late to the party, didn't see comment above

Literally read what shes responding to dumb dog

>mfw some fag using colorless for fag posting

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You are the cancer if you fail to post without a sage in this thread.

Im kinda tipsy rn user, my bad.

Are you this poster OP?

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are you the girl that stalked her ex?

Thanks for giving me so many Yous.
I think mass-repliers are the cancer

No worries senpai, enjoy the drink.

Yes.

you're welcome. it's a nice manga.

I sorry to tell you this, but you need to stop loving this man, he won't return your feeling, loving him will only hurt you more.

tfw no autistic obsessive gf

You don't sound aggressive, probably just a bit creepy. Through my eyes you sound like the perfect GF but that's just the information given to me.

Why'd he leave you?

He left me because I had no life plans after highschool. He wanted a girl who took life more seriously. I would just slow him down if he had to babysit me.

>"accidentally" broke into someone's house to cuddle with him
>confused as to why his wife isn't happy to see you the next time you turn up
Sweetie this isn't making you look good, in case you were hoping to play the victim card here somehow.

So as your bestfriend and girlfriend he decided to leave you because you didn't have plans after high school? Sounds like a faggot desu. You made the wrong choice obsessing over him.

Her reaction just shows me he still feel something for you and she knows it.

I say go for it, try ro pindown him at work and give him the present, then wait for him to move his piece on the board, then your turn, keep going till you pussy lock him and the bew bich khs.

>tfw you hate webtoon format but still going to read this one because cute sad girl

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> He wanted a girl who took life more seriously
If it was that important to him and you didn't match up with his expectations then you're not compatible.

>he still feel something for you
lol he wouldn't have dumped her for something so lame if that was true.

>exboyfriends house
BANGBANGBANG KABOOM

Yes he would, we (men) do this kind of stupid shit all the time. Testosterone tell us to spread the seed and we fuck up good relationships only to regret it later on. He probably still love OP but cant find way out of new bich.

>Testosterone tell us to spread the seed and we fuck up good relationships only to regret it later on.
He's had years to get back together. That's the problem with your line of thinking; If he only wanted to "spread his seed" he could have at any point in time with the stalker. Yet he doesn't. Probably because he doesn't want a Fatal Attraction situation and get murdered by the crazy who broke into his house.
>He probably still love OP but cant find way out of new bich.
Holy shit yes he could. It's not that difficult and he's had years to do it, but he doesn't.

Yes. he didn't continue being with me if I was just going to be a loser leeching off the success of others.

>cant find way out of new bich.
What is she a fucking a labyrinth?

Everyone is aware of what you're doing. You're trying to send her a message that you fucked her boyfriend and are present and ready to do it again. It's a psychopathic thing to do you crazy bitch

If he wants to have sex with me in exchange that he puts a roof over my head then so be it. I can be sexually available for times when his wife won't put out.

What years? You're OP? Also sometimes it takes years to realize you fucked up, I stand my point.

But hes a faggot, hit the jackpot and found a stay in virgin gf who loved him but went for "nah I want a hoe who work and cheat on me with her boss"

>What years?
Obviously a guy right out of high school couldn't buy a house. And he's married so some time had to have passed. It's pretty reasonable to make the assumption it's been a few years.
>Also sometimes it takes years to realize you fucked up
lol she's the backup, you dumb faggot. He's not going to ruin he current relationship for backup.
>hit the jackpot and found a stay in virgin gf who loved him but went for "nah I want a hoe who work
Who wants a parasite when he could have a nicer life without her? If his current relationship falls apart, guess who will be waiting like a dog? Stalker girl, that's who.

There you go, even admitting it. You need mental help bitch

This is actually a clever post, user

Pretty normal reason to break up, I dumped my highschool bf for the same reason. OP is probably working a dead-end retail job and didn't do anything with her life after highschool.
Also if one of my bf's exes showed up at our door to give him a present I'd call the police

1. tits or gtfo
2. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!
3. (optional) get shot
last point only applies to certain parts of the world, and you should absolutely get shot

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>tfw it didn't have a bad end
fuck you OP

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So you were one of those girlfriends that sit at home all day, no job, no money, nothing going on in your own life and expect to leech off your partner but never make any suggestion on your own on what you two could be doing instead?

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If the shit OP is posting about is real I can really get behind this level of crazy. Please post discord so I can watch this absolute trainwreck

>visit ex-boyfriend's house
>desperate for companionship
>so fucking lonely
>hangout for the day
>manage to convince him to let me give him a blowjob
>even swallow his salty as fuck cum
>ask him if we still have a chance
>"I'm sorry, femanon... I'm not interested in any relationships for now."
>end up pathetically crying for like the fourth time
>long walk back to my car
>alone in my apartment again for god knows how long
I hate this... I miss him so much and he's so fucking cold-hearted, but I know his good side is still there.

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I'll be here all week try the veal

You could get any sad faggot you want. Quit your whining.

>I'm not interested in any relationships for now
Do you actually believe this?

Noooooo user don't destroy her like this

please don't give any false hope.

Easier said than done when you're just some average girl and not a Stacy.
It's not easy to walk up to some random guy, ask if he wants to be in relationship, and suddenly fall in love.
I also don't want mindless sex, I want a relationship with someone I truly care about i.e. him.

He's been indecisive before in the past, but it was usually over different stuff, not our relationship.

Imagine being such a mess that you have to beg a dude to suck his dick.

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now swap the genders, it's a lot harder for men. not that you should be jumping on random dick anyways, but even average girls can cast a line, get bites and go out on dates. try befriending people, for whatever hobbies you have find if there are groups that meet up. or meet people within your friends group

You need to just give up on love and force on fixing yourself.

This exact situation basically happened to me. 8 dates in with a guy over a couple months, he wasn't feeling it as much as me but I was young and couldn't tell. Gave him a tearful blowjob on my parents' basement couch after we had a weird "talk about us" talk and he never called me again afterwards

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Wish a girl would beg to suck my dick.

Lol, whores are pathetic. The way they use sex to try to manipulate men. How sad.

I was like 17 and barely knew what I was doing IO just wanted love reeeeeee
I feel bad for teenage me

Assuming:
-This isnt just some larp for attention and drama
-You dont have a penis

I'll let you in on a little secret:
Everyone is capable of change.

Five years ago I was over 250lbs and miserably depressed. My life's purpose was drifting in the wind, and nothing seemed worth it.

I had a very dependent personality and would go from significant other to significant other hoping they'd fix my life.

That's not love, that's dependence or codependence.

I lost 75lbs, got fit, and ended up working to improve myself. Sure, it was miserable for a significant period of time but it began to work out. A change in meds also helped.

Try volunteering and working. Learn to embrace the shallow joys of a materialistic world as they give reason to work.

Everyone here is insane in some way, take everyone's advice with a mountain of salt, especially mine.

I have some fires to put out. Good luck.

I gave him oral because I naively thought, "What if I use my body/mouth? Guys can't resist that."
For a moment I thought that maybe a girl can easily get it, but it just didn't work.
If it's so easy for a girls then how come it didn't work for me?

I try... It's just so fucking hard when you're enduring loneliness.
I go days without talking to anyone beyond simple greetings or a few words to a cashier at the store.
He was my only friend and companionship in life.

Fuck you.
You guys claim it's so easy for girls, but when girls try it out your way then you call us whores.
Pathetic.

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Thank you for sharing that.
I mean that.
It's always nice to read about successful improvement in other people's lives. I'm trying too, just very slowly though, and it's not easy.

>You guys claim it's so easy for girls, but when girls try it out your way then you call us whores.

Our way? Men can't use sex to try to convince girls to be with us. That would land us in some pretty hot water.

Tell you what OP. Send me your contact and I'll at least try to sympathize with you. Then we can discuss you sucking my cock and I'll try not to be too much of a dick about it. Might even let you move in with me if you're a good girl. How does that sound?

Stop being a whore and that can solve half of your issues

>He's been indecisive before in the past
I'm saying it's a line he gave you. You are taking it at face value when you probably shouldn't.

>tearful blowjob
Some guys might be into that but most would be turned off.

What the fuck is wrong with you you stupid roastie

Speak for yourself. I've had a few women worship me after sex and they can me wayyyy harder to get rid of then a creepy guy. Women are way more devious when they get fucked in the head like that.

Okay, maybe not necessarily "your way," but you all say the same damn shit.
>Girls have it so much easier!
>All girls have to do is smile at a guy and BOOM! They're in a relationship.
>She just has to flash her tits or pussy and guys will come crawling towards them for love.
When I try it ONCE and not even have sex, just oral, you call me a whore.

My advice is to leave this place.
LURK on Jow Forums. It's slower, and there's shitposting, but everyone there is trying to improve themselves.

R9k is an experiment based on xkcd's ideas gone horribly wrong. You're doing yourself harm by staying here. I'm just here to try to get people out.

Op isn't a whore since she's only mad for one penis. That's called obsession.

Protip retard, don't be fat.
Also, i can already tell you're a bitter, angry twat. That literal dick repellent.
I strongly recommend suicide as you seem to have failed life at its easiest difficult. Lol pathetic.

guys say it's easy for a girl to get sex not a relationship. but it's still way easier for a girl to get a relationship. if the girl PICKS a shitty guy or a dead end it is their fault.

GTFO Elliot Rogers.

How is that post elliot rogers level? That's literally how real life is.

She is a whore for being a non virgin going after a married man.

well think of what usually puts off women, desperation right? that's basically what you did. and all you did was help him masturbate, not a way back into a guy's heart.
that's hyperbole or people just saying stupid stuff. girls definitely have it easier, both for getting sex or a relationship, it's stupid to deny it. look at all the woe is me i'm a girl posts, always getting people begging for contact info. with reversed genders it's a 0 reply thread that gets bumped off by sissy fag bbc whatever other garbage thread #9823974

Leaving the internet altogether would probably be for the best.

I'm not fat all... I'm small as fuck at 5'3" and only 106lbs. That's not fat in the least bit.
I'm also not bitter or angry, just so fucking frustrated at my own ability to somehow come across as unattractive physically and emotionally to someone who once loved me.
Fuck. Getting a headache just thinking about this.

I don't want a shitty guy or dead end... I want someone that I love, that I'm comfortable with, someone that I've gotten to know over a long period of time.
I feel like I need a bat across my skull to make me forget him.
Is this what everyone experiences with their first love?

I guess I see your point.
It's unfortunate that it doesn't work for everyone though, and sucks even more that I wouldn't even want a random guy that throws himself at me.

This is a no smol zone, you have to leave. It's for your own safety, we don't want you getting stepped on.

You need a fucking bullet in your damaged brain you worthless dog

No your just an Elliot Rogers because your an incel beta fag. Go commit a homocide suicide and rid us of your faggotry hmm? :)

Well OP whereabouts are you at?

first love hurts because you were foolish enough to think it'd never end. i think you should try to solve being friendless first then you can go from there as a base and find a good bf and potential husband somewhere. friends can act as a filter, finding a good partner without any friends is harder regardless of who you are

Did you videotape the blowjob with the time/date? If its after he's married you can use that as leverage.

Same boat youre in OP except Im a guy and I didnt fucking show up at my exs house pleading to get back with her thats where you fucked up
Cest la vie
Life just be like that sometimes
Move on and forget cause youre never getting them back
Its the harsh reality bbg

Hey OP. Here's a thought. Maybe you should just leave immediately and not be the creepy stalker chick that can't leave her Ex alone despite the fact that she's clearly not wanted there.

Just my two cents.