Reminder that if a trap fucks a trap, it’s still gay. Also, weekly checkup thread.
Reminder that if a trap fucks a trap, it’s still gay. Also, weekly checkup thread
Kiss kiss.
N O. Get out of my board.
Jow Forums doing a bit uppity with a bunch of newfags that know more spam than shitpost
I'm ready Doc.
I'm a bi trap - so some one I have sex with has to be straight.
Summer really is coming
O U T
Why dear?
Because you are infected with the gay. I should burn you at the stake right now.
ur gay
Rude newspaperman
Bant was doomed from inception.
prove it
I am not infected with the gay I just like cuddling with men.
No u
S L A N D E R
BEGONE WITH FOUL, AND FAKE WORDS
oh shit
Well now you’re fucked, can’t goose step the bird man
>autistic teenbro buys an edgy mask and climbs on things like a monkey
>even more autistic teenbros worship him like a god
>they ask me who I am quoting
Kek
but in the flags, it is same
That makes you infected, now D I E
O shit indeed
Ok, but who are you quoting?
For fun
The worst part about it is that people fap to it, as if they weren’t gay enough
insignificant proof
I don’t know, aya, seems like enough proof for me.
same flag, same... poster...
oh no
more like Check Up.
nice dubs.
lies and slander
was aya YELLOW PRESS all this time?
H-hey PD...
BTW if you're whole thing is being anti-gay then that's kind of gay.
How to perform a gay check:
>It doesn't involve a trap
It could be gay.
>It does involve a trap
It is definitely gay.
based and redpilled
peep me out bud
What’s got you down in the dumps?
Thanks. How’re the flowers?
I’m pretty sure you’re kind of gay
Well yeah at least half of the time. I am attracted to pretty people, those who put the time and effort into looking well.
baseless accusations
hmmmmm
pretty good. thinking of stealing some from my neighbor tonight.
N-nothing, I've just been thinking about stuff..
No u
1) two negatives make a positive so gay + gay = positive.
2) If she grunts it's gay, if she moans it;s straight.
3) penises and vagina are made out of the same thing so a trap could just be a hermaphrodite which is an outstretched vagina
Disgusting
Good.
Like wut?
What kind of stuff my pierogi?
How can I prevent myself from being infected with the gay?
Well... I want you to cure me.
I don't want to be gay anymore, could you do this for me?
dont care
A ROACH
Burn your skin every .3 hours and proceed to dip your penis in cement
W O A H, you sure?
Blessed be to those who are roaches
I'm definitely not doing that. Oh well I'll just be gay then.
Yeah, certain.
I see the error of my ways and want to help destroy the gayness on the board even, but i can't do that when i still hold unwholesome thoughts.
dip penis in sement instead
I could try, but the doctor probably knows, last time I tried a doctor told me to eat an emerald and stick mercury in me bum.
Apparently he was autistic and a necrophiliac hoping I’d die, jokes on him! He got mercury poisoning from fucking my ass!
You could also just not be a faggot
Hmm, very well, let me get ready.
Deal
I like to think I make other people feel good when I rub them.
yes!
Sounds like a weirdo.
I'm ready when you are.
I need my penis for making babies in the butt and making sissy standing up.
Why don't you take your own advice then? See. It's not that easy.
What if the trap is being fucked by a girl (female)? Please tell me that's not gay
He never said wait for the cement to dry, just in and out quick
I think I'll just do gay things.
It's been pretty terrible since you were last here, doctor. We've contracted a severe case of FROGs and they have been spreading aids across the board.
Also, when did you get back to America?
Frogs are good and bad, they repel the gay, but can sometimes cause people to want it, as well as lead them to nasty shit.
turn your bot off
Let the ritual begin
O shit, this is a bit scary.
I'm ready though.
this is some quality erp we have here
O almighty god, through your holiness, may I request the faggotry be removed from this vessel, and have him be free from the gay
>repel the gay
This does not repel the gay, this IS the gay
radical
Pls say yes god.
Ono Niri wazi kanda Ono Niri wazi kanda Ono Niri wazi kanda
why is god's native language Japanese
What's this?
I'm feeling a bit odd.
It's called autism
The gods have written their answer on the paper in the triangle. If they do not think you are worthy, you will die where you stand.
F in advance
Ok, i will go and read it then.
>F
F
It's gonna be yes
The gods have answered
told you. Last thread he said that norway was his favorite gayposter.
It worked!
I feel no more attraction towards any man!
Thank you doc!
Hahaha!
Solid kek, at least it worked this time, my brother tried it out after he did confession and the last thing he saw was a note reading
>Fggt
Noice, want to do a BBQ celebration?
Oh, well that’s good
A good old fashioned Jow Forums style BBQ celebration is in order. I shall bring the chicken nuggets
Yes pls, only the manliest of ribs for me pls!
their history dates back all the way back to before the kiwi trial, I he's just grown on him.
Women were made out of ribs so all ribs are girly
I’ll bring blue-cheese burgers, pork, and root-beer
Ribs as well, but still root beer, pa and ma won’t let me buy since I woke up with gay last time I bought some.
Yea I know
Should I bring one fish or two fish, and should they be red fish or blue fish?
But trannies are not gay
This is true, we've known each other a long time, I'm happy that he liked me even when i was infected.
Hmm, what you speak is true, maybe just a t-bone steak then.
Ok
Anything you want, just no mercury pls
Fair enough, pierogies, and borscht too?