Most relationships start off with the guy sliding in the girls dms

fucking kids these days and their DMs. Back in my day we called them PMs

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oh you mean a PM?

It's called a PM not a DM you dipshit

>even one of my classmates (who is not a looker herself) told me about how the guy she likes slid into her dms and told her she looked nice that day (she really didnt)
lol t b h you already sound like a bitch from that post alone.

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remember yahoo IM had a doodle function?

Based boomers.

Yeah, it's a PM, kids. Jesus Christ. Why the hell did anyone feel the need to change that? Why would you change Private to Direct? So people don't think it's private when the admins are spying on everyone?

I still don't understand what's so special about PM'ing someone. "Sliding into" makes it sound profound.

>every youtube couple
Well I mean if the youtube couples are doing it

Wtf is sliding?

Social media is associated with higher rates of depression. Also people are afraid of direct confrontation.

>sliding in the girls dms
can someone explain this to someone that isnt a normalfag

They're not private anymore, the NSA sees everything.

That's how retards refer to the act of messaging someone.
>Aha! It's lit dude! I'm lovin the vibe bro! Turn down for what! That's why I slid into her DMs and got that spare coochie!

God I hate zoomers.

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what country do u live in?

what state if U.S.

>tfw social media but no one sliding into my DM's
how many girls should you be hitting up on social media? i've messaged eight girls myself, but have a 100% rejection rate. i dont what the success rate is supposed to be for your average guy, so i'm either fucked or on par.

btw this is over a year's time

They are developing their own language

Have you tried just being attractive? Maybe take a shower?

They used to be (((private))) but now big data monitors everything. It wasnt a moniker we decided to change, it was purposely pushed onto us.

They speak a negrified pidgin english. It's disgusting.

Hang yourself OP, its the right thing to do.

>mfw I have no social media whatsoever due to being a friendless loser
>no social life + no means of contact = no bf
I know how you feel. I have no social media presence at all due to not even having any friends, no one ever approached me or initiated conversations with me. I had no interest either, they would just get tired with me or try to avoid talking to me. Everyone around me in school was talking about group chats and texting each other and meanwhile I only had my family in my contacts.i was way too self-conscious and insecure. no one even knew who i was in school nevertheless the boys who were too busy chasing after stacies or instagram thots. i wasted away my teenage years because of my bland boring personality and never got to enjoy what most people did.

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Im not even sure how does the proccess of "sliding into DMs" even work.
Im having lots of trouble even with the most rudimentary stuff like with all those dating apps and shit i try and try to make up some conversation but it just peters out because im the one asking all the questions and talking so it runs more like an interrogation and the grill ghosts me.

I just dunno.

Since you're lonely, why won't you make yourself useful and become a cam whore? At least give back to the world, and maybe you'll become at least a tad bit more relevant.

>admins are spying on everyone

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>follow someone on instagram
>they post a story
>comment on it

>no social media
>using a social website at this very moment

Dumbass you're "female". If you're so desprate you'd fuck a dude that just pm'd you, date one of the people on here.

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>Nigga called PMs DM

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i found someone with the feeling randomly by sitting near her, in the station.

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