Describe your ideal gf in a few brief greentexts:

>Reads
>Logical
>Beautiful
>Modest
>Compassionate
>Long wavy or straight hair
>Not flat
>Doesn't drink or party
As you can imagine I'm going to die alone.

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>is at least 177cm tall
>white or southern european
>Is good emotional support and spiritual inspiration
>is into reading
>isn't a completely lazy shit, and actually works towards goals and for good herself
>is into talking about feelings and deep conversations
>can actually fight for herself
>can be racist/pol material, but as long as she is controlling herself and not doing anything stupid that might cause me chunks of trouble
>can be a bit of evil/devil-like person
>actually caring and supporting
>takes care of her body and mental health
>is not into healthy lifechoices
>actually lifts or does fullbody workouts
>can be chubby or skinny like a twig, but not obese pig
>boobs can be fake, natural, or almost non-existant/flat, that barely matters to me, only care that they look alright, are healthy and dont look like 2 droopy sacks

Stop wanting girls who are just versions of yourselves, faggots.

The research shows "opposites attract" is a meme though.

>Tall
>Blonde
>Blue eyes
>Loyal
>Raspy voiced
>Slim
>Smooth pale skin
>Wears pink
>Homebody
>Low energy
The perfect woman by all metrics, terribly sad she's purely fictional.

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>extremely radioactive genki bunny with extra batteries like a squirrel on dose of coccaine and energy drinks
>cup is always half full
>let's do it! attitude, loves to eat, loves to sport, loves to fuck
>smart and carreer oriented
>dominant in the bedroom

> white
> blonde
> 6'0
> curvy
> dominant
> likes the piano
> cucks me with black guys

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glad to see my OC is finally being distributed :']
my picks are
>hot
>4'11-5'8
>large melons that are real
>a smile or chin structure that's cute
>likes to read and play videogames, ditto
>likes to cuddle, ditto
>is shy about sex irl, but is actually a huge repressed slut (but has never had sex or has less than twice)

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No need for greentext, I've got this.

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>amazon mommy who reads my mind and knows what i want all the time
*slow nod*
yeah.

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>loves me
>has a cunt
>alive

>Introvert
>Prefers being at home than going to parties and what not
>Likes to discuss science fiction or fantasy books and ideas
>Likes me back

>loves me
>that's it

>white
>super cute face
>blue/green eyes
>silky pale skin
>cute thin petite body
>has stuff in common with me
>intelligent, interesting, has a lot to talk about, can hold a conversation
>not a lazy sack of shit
>absolutely loyal, devoted
>medium sized perky tits
>kind and fun to talk to
>acknowledges her faults and tries her best to improve herself
>patient and empathetic
>not left wing
>sincere

As you can tell I'll probably die alone.

Posting my ideal bf instead
>cute
>sensitive
>cries a lot
>clingy
>pale skin
>dark hair, dark eyes
>weeb
>loves to read
>glasses

>white
>160cm
>entirely submissive
>reasonably attractive

Dafuck? This is me except the height part. I'm 5'11
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL???

You think you want a sensitive crying bf, but women always end up being completely disgusted by crybabies like me. It's a biological reaction.

>crybaby
>sensitive
Pick one retard

>cries a lot
Learn to read faggot.

>huge sexual needs all centered on my dick
>hot bod
>needy, needs me to breathe, 'cant live without me', cant replace me
>stable, balanced, smart, caring, compassionate, not overly self centered
>can actually learn and take distance from her own ego
>not a whore nor a substance abuser
>very low notch count
I basically described my current e-affair except for the two first points. She's no pig but she's not fit, her sexual needs are normal (women's are higher than men's)
I forgot the best point and requirement though
>submissive

Shutup rodriga, go dilate

Are you me origiro

I really love crybabies, I am actually turned on by the concept of holding a crying man. I am sure some women don't like it, but not everyone is the same, user.

Nice digits, master

>blonde + blue eyed
>tall
>virgin
>Royal/Noble blood like I am
>loyal and kinky in bed

>latina cutie
>short hair
> 5'00
>pic related
>actually wears turtlenecks over just below the knee dresses with boots
>always decent, always an angel
>no tattoos or shitty piercings
>hates all political spectrum and knows not to bring them up in public because America was better that way
>quiet and tender
>loving caring mommy type
>loyal
>let me say that again, LOYAL
>has never been blacked
>loves me more than her parents
>sits on couch smoking ciggy while I eat the torta she just made me out of the kindness of her own heart
>cooks, cleans, sweeps the front porch
>lets me make financial decisions, in return I buy her cute decent clothes and jewelry
>she asks me for money if she wants something
>she is not enrolled or employed
>when she goes grocery shopping she asks me what I want for dinner
>basically I want one of those old fashion marriages that don't exist anymore

bonus:
>she swallows

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That's what they all say, until they leave you for Chad. It's like when women say they don't like guys with muscles lmao.

>fit
>decent face
>a head taller than me
>either pale redhead, tan blonde, or brown skin with frizzy hair
>very physically affectionate, will do things like headpats, shoulder/arm rubs, or just hold me in her arms from behind
>can give/take plenty of teasing/bullying/banter
>big spoon
>ESTJ or similar

>tfw no Chad gf

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not if u hav an ugly cry

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>Germany, same as me
>brown hair is best but darker blondes are fine too
>introverted
>only has a few close friends
>likes to go on "adventures" (just fucking around in the forest or something)
>isn't lazy and doesn't hesitate (like me)
>likes cuddling and being comfy
>shy and pure about sex, doesn't talk about it unless required
>looks up to me for strength and support
>b cup, round ass
>petite, thin
>generally bouncy, in high spirits
>likes sport
>very self aware
>doesn't know much about memes and stuff but laughs at all the silly ones
>is logical
>understanding

wtf robots this made me feel like shit, I thought it would make me feel better

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Quite strange requirements for a girlfriend you have there...

>very self aware
>is logical
>only a few close friends

wtf dude, no wonder your alone

Very few men who are crybabies are also sweet and kind to others. Sorry to be mean, but you honestly seem very self-centred and rude. Also misogynistic.

That is so cute, no worries user.

Siri is swedish
Why put a french flag ?

>dark hair
>fashionable
>nice smelling
>not stupid
>funny
>sweet personality and overall nice attitude
>not a degenerate (no drugs specifically)
>virgin (maybe)

Anyway that's it really,

>blonde
>speaks to me in French
>happy face
>likes to read but isn't defined by it
>educated but smart too
>is more sociable than me so she can help me to leave the house
>impeccable hygiene
>naturally hairless legs
>she's slightly crazy so that puts her on my level
>likes to talk about deep things
>when she laughs it sounds like bells
>"gets me"

abdl gf id best gf :(

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They're not requirements. Read the OP. It's supposed to be your IDEAL gf. Of course it's specific.

Maybe read more carefully before you start hurling insult at people.

Holy shit that girl is Siri, I literally beat it to her like an hour ago. I will never get over her retiring.

>6' tall
>Arab
>Short hair
>Wears guy clothes, has big tits that she tries to hide
>Tomboy
>Absolutely great sense of humor
>Introvert, but will spend the entire day with you on occasion
>Same taste in /tv/
>Extreme sex drive
>Not religious
This is all I can ask for

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I am unable to even

I have brown hair and brown eyes but the rest checks out. Is that good enough?

You'll never find a French girl this big titted.

Anyway for me it's gotta be
>European or French Canadian (Quebec)
>5'1-5'4
>Blue eyed/ Natural Dark hair, yep that very RARE feature
>Great assets, great personnalitits, Jow Forums but not too muscular
>/fa/ without being too slutty with that, doesn't fall for that Kardashian Propaganda
>Loyal, devoted to me, Homely
>/sp/, like soccer at least without being too die hard fan, can attend my sunday league games
>Doesn't smoke, limitated alcohol consomation as myself doesn't drink or smoke
>With actual conversation, funny while still being introverted and pretty much clever (not a dumb normie), hence at least with a two Year Degree or Bachelor and can get income even if her income should be lower than me.
>With a inner slutty/Freaky behavior, especially when it comes to sex and accept to be dominated
>Theist (Doesn't need to be that much of intense Christian, but accept the that God Exist or at least Faith Oriented)

For me this is my perception of a Superior "Aryan" Girl. i'd never cheat on that, and would give all my attention to her, even for a model or well known people, or a powerful rich woman.

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5'7" or taller, OR good eyesight, must have one, not necessary to have both

European, with blue or green eyes, hair colour irrelevant (or a fit Japanese Naginatajutsu gf but I doubt those browse here) physically fit, or at least willing to be, not too shallow or materialistic, loyal, stubborn, would keep me honest with myself.

>white/mixed Hispanic
>6"8
>indoor type but likes to go out on occasion
>likes to play vidya and have conversations for hours
>likes to snuggle
>a muffin top is nice
>indulges me in my fetishes and let's me do the same for her
>LOYAL
Yeah that's a short list

>Hapa
>Loves me
Good enough.

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fat with huge ass and boobs

or really skinny, but only if she's very very tall

>can't speak english
>cooks, cleans, sings
>affectionate, nurturing
>freckled nose
>green eyes
>nice ass or tits
>fashionable

Post full body pic and I will tell you.

>curly ginger hair
>cute, tiny face
>soft clothes
>rests her head on you whenever she can
>likes good music
>into ddlg
>always horny
>loves cuddles
i have this uwu

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>Latina
>5'10
>Introverted

Does not exist user

what a sweet venice beach qt

nice quads
all depressed losers deserve manic pixie dream girls

>asian
>5'6
>cutesy
>intelligent
>likes literature
>likes music (must be able to play an instrument, but only strings or piano)
>likes to cuddle
>dresses well
>likes sex but isn't a slut
>at least a B cup

>5'0"-5'3"
>neck length hair
>choker
>ticklish
>submissive
>interprets my antisocial behavior a stoic rather than creepy

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OP here. You've got good taste. Shouldered/neck length hair is god tier. Whenever I see a girl pull it off I fall apart.

Unironically that perfectly describes my gf

Im jealous man, good for you. May I ask how you found her?

On an amine app ,':^)

What is that? Explain originally

pic related

good taste

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>white
>black hair
>likes the goth, emo, or scene aesthetic
>5' to 5'7"
>shy, but cute
>very introverted
>likes to cuddle and talk
>loving, caring
pic kinda related

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App's called amino ,':^)

>latina
Dropped originally

> a girl I like
> she likes me back

>Shaved head
>Anti Social, Introverted but also confident
>Appreciates family values but is also open minded
>Bipolar, Multi personality disorder
>Strong, fit. possibly into martial arts
>6ft
>Meditates
>If she has big ol titties thats pieced thats a huge bonus
>Listens to all forms of Music

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While I know this is an "ideal gf" thread, almost every line you wrote negates the one before it.

>east asian
>otaku
>huge tits (ok if a bit chubby, just not extreme)

pretty much impossible

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> White
> Slightly taller than me
> Introverted, but still really interesting to talk to
> Dark eyes
> Serious eyes
> Medium-length hair with a very long fringe
> Very dark brown hair, almost black
> Skinny (but not too skinny)
> Dark sense of humour
> Very kind and sensitive to others
> Will listen to all your problems
> Depressed and cries a lot
> Affectionate, likes hand holding and cheek kisses
> Cuddles A LOT
> Not a slut
> Doesn't really care about sex
> Intelligent
> Doesn't wear make-up
> Pale skin
> Middle class English accent (am English too)
> Born in France
> Speaks several languages
> Likes to program and play vidya

Yeah, it's basically me in female form, except for the shaved head, it's just a recent fetish. The girl doesn't spend too much time on her hair, therefore more time for me, I also want to bust a fat nut on a bald girls head. I contradict myself on multiple levels but I'm very self aware

billie eilish lol