*knock knock* Hey again user! Just me.. I made you some tasty tacos, OwO. There's some more out here too if you'd like, uwu.. i-i was thinking we're technically living together now so that makes us roomies right :3? Anyway I'll be out here watching angel beats if you need me for anything ~~ enjoy.
*knock knock* Hey again user! Just me.. I made you some tasty tacos, OwO. There's some more out here too if you'd like...
Tacos are supposed to have hard shells and sour cream, you fucking dunce.
*throws the food in your face*
keep the change you filthy animal
I fucking hate Americans. Go to Taco Bell you piece of shit
you're right about the sour cream, at least.
tf is this shit? is this what you niggers call tacos? why do they have lettuce? they are are supposed to be tacos not burgers jfc.
Those are flautas called flautas.
>Thinking no one in america has good tacos
>Screams in Southwest
I would kill for a roommate like this..
Hello white boy how's that spicy water you're having? Hot enough for ya?
>tfw no roommate to watch anime with
I hope you don't mind if I get wasted.
Get the fuck out of here with your soft tacos, you dirty spics
What's the matter? Was your american tostada too spicy for you, fag?
There are no soft tacos. Only tacos, and cultural appropriation.
Tostadas and tacos with hard shells are basically the same thing just with a different shape, why do spics whine about hard shell tacos like its a big difference
It's because they make all of their tostadas by hand and can't afford to buy the superior crunchy shells
>make sure I get the name of the food I'm cooking correct
>or maybe just avoid using the term taco and say "hey I cooked this"
Noted.
>larping as a woman
I make the best mexican food, I honestly havent met another spic who knows how to make mexican food better than me
Can you make it for me?
why is there no cheese in it
Because she has shit taste, which is why she likes you.
>woman
Silly user-kun *boops you*. I'm your government assigned trap gf.
The DICK makes it gayer
kiss my penis
Si! just tell me what you want me to make you senor, I can make anything for you pozole, mole, chiles rellenos, enchiladas, flautas and more!
The only roommate I've ever had was a guy in his 50s who'd work 12 hour shifts every other day. He had no idea how to cook and the oven didn't even work. I'd spend all day on my PC in my tiny bedroom while he watched his boomershows with his cat in the living room.
I wish I had a roommate that was around my age and cared enough to cook and share food. All the trap bs aside it seems so loving and caring. I would hang out with them as friends just to make them happy. until we fell in love and got gay married God I wish I had some tacos right now.
Make me chilaquiles and I'd be grateful to you.
>chilaquiles
What the fuck is that?
kiss
my
peniss
Thanks for the tacos roomie-user!
Ok mi amor your food will be ready in a few minutes
Just another tortilla and salsa based mexican dish
usually this kind of speak pisses me off but i kinda want to start doing it, the idea of abandoning my self awareness and dignity to act like a dumb slut trying really hard to be an anime girl is really really hot for some reason. i think im on the internet too much.
...teehee!~ uwu
fuck
The slippery slopes claim another!
for me it was more like straight to wanting to be the gf but whatever, sure
i dont even like anime
I went from anime to traps to homosexuality and to wanting to be the gf, I never cared about women much, I never hated them nor did I feel sad because I didnt have a gf
This board made me want a friend. I dont want to fuck men but cute guys acting like this does make me feel warm inside
>friend
Friend like this*
Fuckin hell
>pozole
yes just poz my hole that should suffice
god damnit now i want tacosbut i have no money
Epic, simply epic
ori
How many boys from here have you had sex with at this point?
>just poz my hole
>digits: 69
fucking kek