A McChicken has all the foodgroups

A McChicken has all the foodgroups

Grain - Buns
Vegetables - Lettuce
Proteins - Chickens
Fruit - Mayonnaise
Dairy - Mayonnaise

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And it's for a dollar so it's good for your budget too

>Fruit - Mayonnaise

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>fruit
>mayonaisse
At least fucking say its an instrument as well patrick star

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This may be better on /ck/

Mayonnaise is made with lemon and eggs so it counts as a serving of fruit.

hmm.. okay buddy

>t. 400lb landwhale

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lemon juice isnt a fruit fren
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You're dumb, don't spend money on that shit.
It's better when you can have more than one burger by using ingredients(lettuce, patty, soap, bread) to make a lot.

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>eggs
>so it counts as a serving of fruit

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>Dairy - Mayonnaise

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Eggs count as diary.

Mayonaise has eggs. Eggs are dairy

>Americans in charge of nutrition

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wew im spooked i was just thinking of getting som e chickenburgers yesterday did yer read my mind op

Eggs aren't fucking dairy lol. Eggs come from chickens, whereas dairy is any product made from the milk of a mammal.

>tfw add extra ketchup to get my daily fruit, tomato

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I was really depressed last night and got one in my big 3am feed

>double quarter pounder
>large fries
>large coke
>3 nuggets
>dipping aioli
>mcchicken add cheese

Never added the cheese before but it was good... I uh... I ate everything

Tbh I dont like them compared to burger kings cheeseburger. Its way better than the mcdouble too. I dont think it has all the food groups, but still

They don't use real mayo, it's a non-dairy substitute which is why they don't need to refrigerate it.

>non-dairy mayonnaise

So just mayonnaise then, faggot?

One is mayo and the really one is mayonnaise. Thats why I always specify I want mayonnaise on my mcchicken so I get my dairy and not that fake shit Mayo.

>so I get my dairy

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did /ck/ finally ban mcchicken threads or something?

>tfw can't afford McDonald's

is there a downside to eating mayonnaise for every meal? i haven't seen a doctor in 5 years. i'm eating mayonnaise right now. i keep it by my bed in case i wake up thirsty.

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i cannot imagine reading anything less funny than these r*dditors posting about posts
thanks, i guess

>eggs
>fruit

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> Mayonnaise
> Dairy
Holy fuck you're a mongoloid. This is why you're going to be disgusting forever. Also iceberg lettuce is mostly water and contains no nutrients. Fucking READ! Jesus Christ there is no excuse for this level of stupidity.

Fucking americans, you always make my day
God bless you

>I can make ~500 calorie (edible) chicken sandwiches for less than $1.08/pc in the first world.
No, you can't.

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