Why not just date one of your mom's friend's daughters?
>have family friends
>their oldest is a girl
>known her since she was 12
>start actually become friends when she's around 15 and I'm 19
>go to college for a year
>come back and she's always really excited to see me
>relationship grows
>she starts to enjoy my company more and more
>she encourages spending time together
>she finally hits the glorious age of 18
>make one move
>she instantly goes all in and melts for me
Because it's too late.
>Why not just date one of your mom's friends
fixed it for you OP
Pretty sure my mom was embarrassed on how ugly and useless I was that she didnt mention I was her kid to most of her friends.
Because my mom has no friends and even if she did it'd be weird to have a dating equivalent of a playdate.
I told my mom she could set me up on dates, but I don't think she took me seriously.
i want a gf but only in a whimsical way it's not something I actually care about bothering with
I see you made an error user, let me fix that for you
>Why not just date your mom
It sounds like a really good idea. I remember a greentext from years ago about an user being set up and going on a date with his mom's loser daughter. It was really sweet and gave me hope.
Based and redpilled mommyposter.
My mom has like one friend and she doesn't have a single daughter.
I only knew one of my moms friends daughters and she started dating guys over 10 years older than her at 16 and at like 20 she started fucking black men.
This. Tho honestly dating any mommy works. Why would I want to date someones daughter, when I want to date the mommy.
neither of my parents really have friends
>implying either of my parents have friends
all of them are under 10
Hang on, let me just...
>Why not just date one of your mom's daughters?
Fix't.
I got together with my mom's friend instead.
this one right
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Because my mum doesnt have any friends either.
Never met any. They're probably 35 and remarried with kids or something.
Because my mother is a fucking roastie whore loser and has no friends
My mum is almost as autistic as I am and has no friends.
the only mom's friends daughters I ever met was athletic cool girl type years ago when I was in HS
no way she would have wanted me
My mom is also a robot
Pfft, so you're assuming that my parents aren't friendless robots? One of my dad's friend's daughters is out of my league and has a kid now. I remember one time hanging out with her as kids. Too bad my step father doesn't have daughters, but really, I'm glad he doesn't, or else the temptation would always be there. Especially with the damned porn that is front page now today.
Because only the ugly useless ones wanted me
I had a hot one equal age to me that lived next door, and the hot one kept saying her little sister didn't like me hanging around her so much. I never really thought about her at all because I only knew her when she was an annoying 10-12yo, but immediately after she got married she deleted me from Facebook. She had 2 kids with some poor guy.
my mother actually tried to do this when i was 18. she knew i never had a gf before so she set me up to meet one her friends daughter who apparently also never had a bf. they are super rich too. girl was really nice and pretty but our interests were never close. she liked biking/hiking/horses (yea yea horse cock). met her a few times and she told the reason why they are forcing this is because she is lesbian and doesn't want to tell her mom. so we just pretended for a few weeks then she went off to uni and i never seen her again. i hope shes happy and found her chadette.
Yeah, that's it. I fantasize about such things
A few years ago when my mother, brother and I moved to an apartment, the maintenance man was trying to get to know my mom. But he introduced me to his daughter and we hung out a couple times. We went swimming at the pool and I was pretty cut at the time, but I didn't make any moves. Probably should have had her over while my mom and brother were away and ate her pussy in my bed. Oh well
Did she care why you were there? Did she ask if you're a loser or gay?
she was very understanding and we explained and came to an understanding by the second time we met. she even suggested stop seeing each other in case i felt she was using me to stop her family bothering her. i insisted it was fine because i had no friends and liked her company.
>>known her since she was 12
you should've fucked the dumb bitch when when she a loli
theres two i grew up with who i could easily date, but their dad is an 8 ft tall cop and i can't help but see his manly as fuck face on them whenever i look at them. They have the squarest fucking jaws.
this, op fucked big time. at this age girls are curious and willing especially if you are their age and already have a connection.
>11 years old
>poor as fuck and poor as fuck area
>the family next door has this inflatable swimming pool and they always invite me whenever is hot
>play with the girl around my age in the pool
>get tired and just sit next to each other
>she says if she touch it
>have no idea wtf she is talking about
>finally get it once she looks down
>say only if i can touch hers
>start touching each other
>both of us have no idea what we were doing and just grinning like idiots
we did many things in that inflatable swimming pool afterwards.
yes indeed user
i was active with the neighborhood girls from ages 5-12
human sexuality is repressed in western society
sex is normal until it is repressed
from ages of 8 onward i would have loved to explore an adult female's body
in hindsight babysitters who would've been 14-16 seemed horny and touchy with me
if i could only go back
i find your story wholesome and your anime pic is really cute.
thank you for making my day user.
>>make one move
What was the move?
My mother doesn't have any friends
How did you make the relationship grow OP?
I'm real bad at that.