It sick it piss edition
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WHOOOOOOOOH BABY IT SICK IT PISS IT NATURE BOY RIC FLAIRENING
WHOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAARES EAT CROW HATER
what VPN service should I buy lads? thinking nordvpn looks pretty decent
for the lad downloading Baldur's Gate
in case anyone was wondering - yes, i ate the crisps my dog had got into
they were a bit doggy, but by all means edible
salt and vinegar for that guy who asked
what happened to that lad who got banned from a paki shop for destroying it when drunk?
They shat on them on a recent podcast. Although anyone paying hundreds to see a bunch of old carnies is asking to get ripped off
Use a VPS and put openVPN on it
youtube.com
based copper coin licking boomer
Lee Anthony Hoyland stopping off at a cafe for a cooked lunch after having spent the morning clothes shopping
Miss Big Richard and Saul. Based old lads
What should I expect from a meeting with my GP about my depression? What kind of things will he ask?
>at my new job yesterday, have to do warehouse style manual labour
>It's called putting up racks
>I need to hammer in the feet to the body of the racks
>I do about 50 but then I'm told I haven't hammered in the feet far enough
>Try hammering in further but they won't budge
>Female deputy manager does it just fine
>I keep trying and get into a thicker sweat
>Close to tears
>Tell the female deputy manager that I'm leaving, I'm not physically capable of doing the job
>She doesn't understand at first and thinks I want to quit out of choice because I don't like the job
>She sighs and tells me to find a male coworker upstairs and see if he needs any help
hmmmmmm, wonder what the other women are doing?
It was just men doing what I was
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So the guy with the cane owns the gym everyone lifts in?
>that lad in the last thread who said he doesnt like pooing
He'll just ask simple things like to describe your mood and how long you've been feeling this way. Will get a small questionaire asking you to rate out of 5 stuff like 'I dont see any hope for the future' and 'I find it difficult to concentrate on simple everyday tasks'
thanks
more a piss man you fag
not him
Yeah that was me. It's just an inconvenience and I have big poos that require a lot of clean up
>Parcel from China is in the Parcel Force depot prepared for delivery
>Won't delivery it until Monday
Sad
I hate being an autistic fuck
Fucking hell lads some bams set my neighbours van on fire right outside my window, sick of these neds upstairs
>the guy with the cane
not sure who you mean desu. Cant remember who owned it but it was an independant gym that got shut down after a few years and really killed the channel because nowhere else let them be fun and retarded
Gold has value for the same reason fiat money does
the guy that 1:31
Golden era ments
Don't think they were allowed to film much of it either
hosin down the gorilla
1% autism bro it barely noticing
>package goes from the US to the UK in two days
>from the depot here to my house in four
>gold has value because it's rare and shiny
>fiat currency has value because the government says so
more like Royal Fail haha
There are rarer and shinier things than gold have have more applications. Silver for instance.
Gold only has value because we agree it does, much like fiat currency.
Don't like how this chad boomer is taking to the beta with the gimped leg. You can tell he doesn't like it, he's too shy and beta to say anything back.
Other metals can look like silver. Gold is (or was) a unique metal
He went and apologised and got the ban lifted, then cheekily tried to buy more alcohol from that very shop
>if you fell on your face it would be an improvement
I don't even remember the cripple guy too much but he seems based
Other things can look like gold though. It's an asset like any other, and a pretty useless one at that.
If a woman is physically stronger than you with your male bone structure then you must be morbidly unfit/unwell. Hormones or not you should be as strong (stronger desu because you are not a female) as virtually any female. Either that or you just weren't actually exerting any real effort because you knew someone would show sympathy and you would get out of doing any work.
>being this much of a new fag
moni is a tranny you mong. no fuck off back to outer r9k.
Yeah after posting he gives bants back in his weird voice but shit like this is why i don't go gym but now i can homefag it and pretend to be a misfit
>y do i have to do physical stuff in muh warehouse job
Wish I could go to the gym with the brit/fit/ lads at least once be a right laugh
? I was reminding moni that he is not an actual woman.
*farts in your face while you are benching*
would be a RIGHT laugh
I don't think that gym full of crazy Floridans is representative of the average gym lmao
*makes direct eye contact while doing hip thrusts*
hasnt like 99 percent of gold been mined now as well. whereas banks and gubmints can just print as much fiat money as they want.
*winks at you in changing room and thrusts hips*
Just mine asteroids or some shit
True Floridians are known for being nuts
In my experience most people in the gym are canny. They'll even come over and help you out if you need a spotter and that. There was a cunt in the gym the other week, some brown lad. I was benching and thought I'd try to finally up the weight, ended up dropping it on me so I had to do the roll of shame while he was at most 3 feet away from me. Fucking cunt. I mean I know he doesnt have to help but if I was in that situation I'd help the lad get the weight back up straight away.
kek did he actually? what a madman. I wonder if they sold him it or not. I wouldn't have the balls to do that
Should have asked for a spot beforehand
As I recall they did sell him it and he only realised that it could be construed as cheeky after I pointed it out to him
thats what they want you to believe, there is lots of gold still available its just harder to get to it. Just like every few years we get told we are going to run out of oil yet they just happen to find more.
Should be illegal for the guy to make any noise in porn. Always ruins the fucking moneyshot godamnnit
shouldn't have tried to life something thats too heavy then you mong, people don't have to hold your hand.
>not having the porn muted so there's no risk of mummy overhearing
Will never stop being surprised at how naive some of you lads are. Like little children
>watching porn with men in it
bit gay lad
Nah half the enjoyment in porn is hearing the sounds the women make (not bothered if my housemates overhear it), but the ending is always ruined.
If there's no cock how am I supposed to insert myself into the scenario? I need muh immersion
Some guy told me he didn't watch porn where men fuck the girls because it's gay. I remember thinking 'Holy shit this is a closeted faggot who is intensely insecure about their sexuality'
You lads get a spotter for every time you want to increase a lift? Why? It's just as easy to just roll it off you but it's the principle init
>not bothered if my housemates overhear it
How can you relax if you know that other people know that you are fapping though?
I don't think it is insecurity, personally it just totally kills it for me when there are blokes there as I am not attracted to them at all.
Something really bothers me about normalfags who have "depression".
They bitch about it endlessly and use it as an excuse for their shit behaviour all the time. Every normie I've ever met who has "depression" has tons of friends and they always have a boyfriend/girlfriend and active social lives and they post loads of pictures on social media of themselves on nights out.
Women are mostly guilty of this but I know a few men who do it too.
Just feels like they're oversimplifying a problem for attention and then people who really suffer from depression might not be able to get the help they need because of faggot normies.
>not watching porn with 2 men in it
I bet you kiss girls.
Feeling lonely today. Getting emotional when I see cute couples. Sad that I'm never going to experience what they have together. I don't know if I actually want a relationship or if I'm just coveting what other people have and what I don't.
or when they have depression because their nan died. it's called grief ya morons.
Oh that's nice dear *turns off hearing aid*
If it's just as easy to roll it off then why are you complaining he didn't help you? I don't think rolling 100kg off you while you're lying down is easy
I only ask for a spotter on my last set if it's feeling difficult
By not being a cookie cutter
How would one get 2 bags of soaking clothes from the washing machines up 3 floors to my room?
Just carry them lad
i genuinely believe we live in a nanny state.
why? I think any country that doesn't allow you to take drugs is a nanny state desu
I genuinely believe we live in a moni state
You can be depressed and have friends you mong. The fact you don't realise this makes me think you don't actually have depression. You can have the most perfect life but still be depressed. I have quite a lot of mates and go out often but I'm still prescribed antidepressants for my depression. Your whole paragraph is retarded.
Depression is over diagnosed now. People think they are depressed when they are just a little down. Its normal to get a bit sad sometimes, that is called life, ya fucking mongs.
ffs was feeling motivated to workout after all this Jow Forums posting but really sleepy now
Would it not leave water everywhere or would they not get moisty and stink being left in a bag
i genuinely believe we live in anime state.
did you get formally diagnosed with depression or told you're depressed and put on anti depressants because those are two different things
just carry them in the bag and then take them out again
its not hard.
The reason I wrote that whole thing was for the mandatory butthurt reply I get from someone (You) who doesn't have depression, gets called out on it anonymously on Jow Forums and flips a shit.
>MY DEPRESSION IS THE REAL ONE REEEE!
Works like a charm and now you've been outed as a lying faggot who runs to the doctor with (((depression))) because his goldfish died and he got a sad.
one quote that keeps me going is
>why would you choose to be yourself when you could be something better?
I genuinely believe we live in a society
Formally diagnosed because I was depressed and suicidal for months but couldn't build up the courage to get checked out, I was like the original poster, I didn't believe I had depression because I had nothing to really be sad about when you compare your life with others who have it much worse.
Jesus I've seem to have done a number on you lad
Haha nice one mate *wanders off to find a more interesting post*
sugar tax and shit like that, we have stuff taken away from us or banned to protect retards who cant control themselves
Nah lad unless you washed them on a real mong setting, theyll not be dripping wet and as long as you can them up to dry when youre back upstairs its all good
>Depression is over diagnosed now.
It's not like some sekrit club. It should not be treated as an exclusive diagnosis or anything of the sort. No one should try to invalidate the struggles of anyone else
>suicidal
>still alive
stop attention seeking you turbo normie you're not depressed you're just bored
If you're sad for more than 2 weeks because your goldfish died then yes, you should get checked for depression
If you have the perfect life, go out regularly and have friends in what way are you depressed?
it has literally 0 impact on your life. You don't have anything wrong with you.
>finally are you over 24
Ffs
in the long run I agree with sugar tax but I do agree it punishes the many for the few, personally I think parents of obese children should face ongoing fines, let a kid be fat as a child and they'll see nothing wrong with it as an adult
I genuinely believe we live in a benny state
Buncha triggered normies who claim they have depression.
>autists thinking that because you suddenly get friends and go out you're happy
Wish I had a mommy gf, lads.