/britfeel/

I think Anthony Fantano is a very handsome guy tbqh lads, is that a common opinion

Can you teach us Mr user

Guys what do you think about being unable to own any form of weapon to defend yourself? I'm british not a us fag trying to bait. Our country prides itself on not using firearms but if I were to get mugged by someone with a knife then I'm absolutely defenseless. Maybe I'm being paranoid its just on my mind a lot.

Anyone know if three is a decent network? Feel like they're shit because they're cheap.

had to google him
I hate that guy

Quite comfy after taking some truffles but getting bored

shall I workout lads even though I did this morning? worried me body is gonna just go into some wimpy mode

i use three for my mobile broadband and its good.

Er, sure what do you want teaching la?

Would say so. got the best teeth in the game

>user goes into his class
>Students file in one after the other
>Fires up the projector
>connects his laptop
>Goes to show a presentation
>Accidentally puts the britfeel OP image up on screen

Probably depends where you are more than anything.

Are you a general sort of primary teacher or something specific? You could also teach Ebin how to get his GCSE in maths

i live in the middle of nowhere and it still works good. Three's customer service is pretty shit tho

He's a fatty though

Hope you'll understand but I don't really like talking too much about my career on here beyond generalities. Who knows these days, maybe using Jow Forums alone is enough to get fired. Neo-Nazi hackers on steroids and all that.

Go for a swim then

is it true that if you get a raw egg in a glass and put a little bit of cherry in with it, take it back in one then its a great hangover cure? as long as you can keep it down, obviously

sounds like a great way to throw up after a night on the booze.

Alright lid, again thanks for some insight.

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bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46245993

fucking love darts me propa mans sport

darts brainlets when?

Quitting smoking has confused me. I feel like going out and doing things is pointless if I don't smoke anymore. Does anyone know what I mean?

Like going for a pint on my own seems pointless if I'm not smoking.

>darts brainlets
>have to work the numbers on the fly

Anyone else get constant crushes on loads of different girls?

You should try vaping then

GWON LAD CHUCK ANUVA DORT

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opefully more than 1 sausage in it lad

I know a teacher myself and he would never even click a Jow Forums link. I have told him all about Jow Forums and Pol etc though.

Was funny how in 2014 I showed him Pepe and discussed 'normies' and he laughed but eventually saw it all on BBC news.

Couldn't do your job myself, but at least you seem to be enjoying it.

literal NPC mutt numusic faggot

Any jobs where I can work solid for like 6-12 months then have an equal amount of time off?

Lee Anthony Hoyland throwing three darts and getting a 180

strawpoll.me/13224669/r

how things have changed since June 2017

You sound like a reasonable and well-to-do chap. What are you doing on Jow Forums? The impression I have is that everyone here is a loser struggling to do anything meaningful with their lives, you seem quite the opposite. It's hard to imagine anyone on here being successful in any way

Oil rig is something that'll result in that

oioi mushy

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couldn't really imagine doing that but something like oil rigs or joining the merchant navy.

Reads more like Sunday Sport tbqh
absolute state of him

ive seen bigger lads tbqh

Might have to have a look into it. desu I'd rather work for like a year solid then go off travelling or live as a neet for months afterwards. Grinding work for my 20 days off a year is the most depressing experience of my life.

>Grinding work for my 20 days off a year is the most depressing experience of my life.
What makes you special?

Yeah I feel the same with drinking alochol. Going out seems pointless if since I quit

you could get some a more normal job and just work nonstop only taking mandatory days off so you earn as much money as possible then go travelling

Those were some good threads

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37066407/#q37067020

Absolutely nothing I'm about as generic and worthless as the next guy. Maybe there's something wrong with me but I can't imagine the 42 hour a week grind for the rest of my life. It gives me no time to do what I want.

it's not worth it imo

A year of working 12 hour days with no social life surrounded by retarded norfers sounds like hell and not worth it for the temporary neetdom

then don't work 42 hours a week? I do 30 hours in three days then have the other 4 days to fuck about

Most work places have policies where you can't take more than 2-3 weeks off work in one period unless you have some godly approval from HR.

I'm not workshy, I just have irrational lack of confidence in my ability to do things
My biggest enemy is that dangerous period, however long or short, when you're inert and without proof you\re ok start to doubt yourself.

What the fuck is wrong with working class londoners? Why can't you speak at an appropriate volume? Or walk normally? always walk with an affected limp or sway, or your hands on your hips, emphasizing. your disgusting beer belly. I bet they don't act like that when they are actually in london. Fucking annoying cunts.

That was a pretty funny period. I can barely remember it though.

well just take off the fewest amount of days possible that they make you take.

I have no social life anyways lad I'm a stereotypical robot minus being neet. I don't have any irl friends so it doesn't bother me.
Thought about that before mate but I can't afford to live on any less money than I'm currently on. Also with part time work you get less holiday entitlement. I was thinking about it because I want 3-12 months off to go travelling.

you'd probably have you leave your job to go for that sort of time anyway

Love cosy days in, simple fucking as.

Depends on what your want. You could work a job and spend very little. Get all the overtime possible. Save up for 2 years then go somewhere cheap.
You would have to quit your job though really.

what's the best song ever lads? No joke answers allowed

youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
Do you remember?

Why don't you become a stay-at-home Accountant or Bookkeeper? It's a less drastic option

Are Umbrellas autistic?

Yeah guess that's the other option ty for the advice.

is getting soaked in the rain normie?

get a hood. Only mongs and mums use umbrellas

Yea let me get nice work clothes drenched because I'm scared to look like a mong with an umbrella

I've always thought they were quite girly so I just use a hood or my waterproof cycle jacket if I'm on bike.

>waterproof coat
>water runs off onto your trousers

Relevant bit

youtube.com/watch?v=7LRcmg9mxRQ

Always the deanos walking about with no hood and umbrella lad
I was thinking of buying this one. Not sure how many people know Mastermind in the UK though other than some hypebeasts. Its also very expensive for an umbrella but it'll last me a long time right.

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Should also say I dont give a fuck about people not knowing the brand, just it'll look like some edgy skull and crossbones to normal people

Just spend some money on a decent waterproof jacket/coat.

Did this actually happen to you? What was the outcome

>actually walking anywhere
get a car lol

I have a decent waterproof jacket lad but no hood init

>waterproof coat with no hood
why

Not a big fan of hoods, they just look silly on me. I must prefer a hat

they aren't for looking good.

You will look like a right fruit if you walk around with that. why does it have a chinese city on there? looks gay. get yourself a stone island jacket like a proper lad

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Thats true but with an umbrella I can have my outfit look good as well as stay dry
chuckled at this lad, I do a stone island beanie I wear tbf, unironically do like that brand despite how chavvy it's become lately

HENLA TO MY?
TO MY?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TO MY??????????
TO MY FRANS!
TO MY FRANS!
HENLA TO MY FRANS!
TO MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
TO MY FRANS!11111111

wa wa waa.

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I can't fucking believe that people two weeks later are still setting off their fucking fireworks.

I still don't fully understood his wa wa gimmick, but it's hilarious nontheless

>exactly one minute apart
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

they'll be setting them off until new years lad

The chavs have ruined a lot of brands for people. I remember when north face was a middle class brand

afraid it's not that lad, as good ammo as it would be. I genuinely find the oddball a hoot
(unintentionally) weird posters best posters

It's the sound spastics make.

'Wa wa wa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Watch the following between 11-13 seconds:

youtube.com/watch?v=c8jZKAjwvLE

'wa wa wa waaa'

Hear it?

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I watched that new Peter Jackson documentary about WW1 earlier today. Moving stuff. It's funny how so many saw it as something to just sort of "get on with" and saw it as their duty and responsibility. I'd be reluctant to fight in any war and if I got conscripted I'd probably get killed immediately by the enemy. The only thing that could motivate me to fight would be fear of our country losing and my family being subjected to all sorts of atrocities by the victor rather than wanting to win glory for my country or myself.

>has to explain the gimmick
haha yeah mate funny as fuck lol

LOL fucking savage mate

Its as bad as people who do impressions but they pussy out and tell you who they're impersonating.

Fucking KEK. Jfc, I haven't seen something this funny in ages. Part of me thinks she's in on it though
can't wait to see it lad

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