At my friend's house

>at my friend's house
>his mom is a total MILF. 41 years old and super sexy
>drinking beer all night
>have to pee really bad
>take massive, satisfying piss
>had to go so bad that I forgot to lock the door
>his mom accidentally walked
>my dick is short and skinny when flaccid
>she definitely saw it
>I'm super embarrassed now

My flaccid dick is a complete chong (short and skinny dick), and I wish she either didn't see it or saw it in it's erect state. On one hand it was super hot that this sexy woman saw my penis without me doing anything creepy, but on the other hand I'm embarrassed because my dick looked so fucking small. I'm also jealous because her son has a big dick both flaccid and hard, and she probably has seen it.

Has something like this ever happened to you?

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On the bright side, even though my dick is small when flaccid it is pretty aesthetic. I wouldn't change anything about it besides the size.

>I'm also jealous because her son has a big dick both flaccid and hard
Explain this, user

I want to figure out if there's a way that she can see it fully erect without having to do anything creepy.

Well her son is my best friend and his dick is big flaccid and erect. I'm sure his mom has seen it so I'm jealous that her frame of comparison is likely him.

It actually looks like mine but considerably larger

The question is why the fuck have you seen his dick, faggot?

How the fuck do you never see a friends dick? You might hit the gym together, go swimming, go to a sauna if you're a scandifag or just change in front of each other. I have 0 male friends who's dong I haven't by accident seen at some point. I even saw a female friend's dick when she took a leak in the woods once.

Yes OP, speak up you fag!

How have you not seen your best friend's dick?

This. When I drink outdoors, I also pee outside a lot and my dick is exposed.

If you want to know how I know what it looks like erect, my friend showed me a video of his gf sucking him off

Oh no, who's gonna tell him

I don't look at my friend's dick because I'm not a fucking fag

I'm 100% straight and I used to have circle jerks with two of my friends. I had the biggest cumshots even though I have the smallest dick

I'm not a fag, so I don't have to shield my eyes from dicks out of fear of getting turned on. I bet you pee in stalls so that you don't get turned on my seeing dicks in the corner of your eye

The faggot part is seeing people's dicks, it's fucking gay to at least not try to not see their dicks

I'm not a closet Queen like you so I don't even focus on it.

Nothing gay about ogling a girls penis when she's tinkling in the woods.

I love watching girls go pee

>I even saw a female friend's dick
Wat

did she see you jiggle it?

No, I was still peeing but the velocity of the stream was dying down, so that might be why she didn't hear me

how were your holding your dick? did she get a good view?

I was holding my foreskin collar between my two fingers. She definitely got a clear view because of how the toilet is positioned.

that's pretty hot actually. have you ever seen her pee?

a few years ago I slept over their house and she went to pee at 3 AM and didn't close the door. I saw her and I got super fucking horny, that image is still in my spank bank today. that big Latina butt, goddamn.

Can't have been the only one who saw the pic like this at first.

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that's hot as fuck. I love Latina milfs, they're pretty much top tier sexiness