H-hey Anonymous, been a while hasn't it?

Bizza :DDD

wew lad.

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cook some ''fuck off and die'' for me please

Please continue

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Impressive

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R-right?

C-can do!

Anyway, t-todays dish is Baked Salmon!

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Alice what's your deal? Explain your deal.
You stream I suppose?

That’s my fetish.

I h-help people on Jow Forums

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Do you still play rocket league

fishe?

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I believe you mean ovened, m’lady

Kek what a stupid whore
>BAKED
WHAT KIND OF FUCKINIG WORD IS THAT
>oh yes kids dinner will be ready soon it’s still baking

FUCK YOU MOM DINNER IS OVENING!!!

I w-will as soon as I am well enough

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I was in youre psych thread and you called me a moron.

moron

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>ovened
Every d-day we move f-farther from gods grace...

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As you c-can see
P-people impersonate me

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Good to know

>>>>>>>>>>spain

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I am just shitposting

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You called me a moron because I wanted to die on a sexual level.

Anyways let’s get back to ovening.

One of my many fetishes

C-can do!

First set of instructions is easy, w-we need to make a marinade for the salmon and t-then marinade it

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See you are saying how to oven but I don’t believe you.

B-believe in t-the you that b-believes in me!

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I’ll believe you if I have genitals.

I’m 98% convinced.
I have 98% of my genitals.

S-second set of instructions!
C-cook...cook the fish.

Look, this is a simple meal okay?

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>>>unrawify

Wew, this is the last one I will make today...
I added Alice.

MuAd7F join, we have weird porn! (Good weird [from /jp/)

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I love poutine

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Out

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W-why did you add me?

No.

L-let's just move on.
First part of our marinade, g-garlic!
I use a garlic p-press because w-when I cut with a knife, you all t-think I'm about to self harm.

S-so don't do that.

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You’re gonna give me a boner.

I’d let Alice shit/piss on me.

Don't bully Alice, she had enough.

I add peps from Jow Forums.

She hasn’t had enough

I'm a /b/tard t-though. Plus, t-that sure isn't the picture I'd pick...

s-still, thank you for t-thinking of me

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>/b/tard
Extra out

Everyday I'm shuffiling

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S-sorry, I'm m-made of sterner stuff than that

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Reported for spam, idiot.

Well jeez then go back to

What has she done so wrong?
I know... I don't like your Oc tho. (that star)
And buy this.
kek

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Whatever.

Lemon is not
>to bring out the fishy flavor
It’s anything but, it’s to cut the fat and brighten up the flavors

Sorry for party rocking

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I'm t-there though

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>4chans only OC cooking s-show!
That's a lie you harlotte

You are r-right, allow m-me to rephrase!

4chans only OC.

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You know what could help... if you were using

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I'm gonna pet that Nyalice

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B-but then I wouldn't b-be me.

N-next step! Pepper! Goes w-with salt, c-come on people, this is easy stuff.

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>dried basil
>no onions/scallions/chives
U fucked up

Tramp!

*shrugs* W-what can I say, I'm sick. One m-must make due with what one has

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Can you show me how to tie a noose

>b-be me
I don't remember Alice for PCB like this...
She was awkward but in the more creative way.

And it's quite apparent that you don't cook every day.

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Alice let me cum inside your salmon

W-why would you need one dear?

I d-don't remember Hina b-being so nosey either, b-but we've all got flaws n-now don't we

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Convert and repent your sins /b/tard, or gtfo

Alice all things aside I am a 180 lbs 6’0” muscular male (I look like an American strainght out of a yaoi) Would you shit that salmon on to my face in an SS guard uniform if I was on my knees and begged you.

What do your farts smell like?

Not at all asking for anything just totally hypothetical.

wo

They probably smell awful but in a really good way.

N-no thank you.

No.

I'd pass out from the leather, too confining.

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Well, Hina doesn't really have a character, desu.
She is described as "Friendly and Social"
But also she must be very giving... if you know what I mean.

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>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"

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Alright, s-so we've done all this w-work, what's the point? THE POINT IS TO MARINADE!

Marinade your salmon f-for at least one hour; longer is better.

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So the SS uniform is what’s too much
Btw there is no leather in the uniform.

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So you stay loyal to /b/ regardless of what it has become... sad

Dr. med go to sleep

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I do not know what you mean.

/b/ is m-my home. I'll b-be trying to help the people there until the board is deleted. That's t-the sort of woman I am.

Alright, n-now we get to the baking bit!
Wrap it in f-foil, preheat t-to 400 degrees, and l-let that fishy fish b-bake for a while! Easy peasy!

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It’s not going to get better.

Marry me, Alice.
Fresh milk for breakfast? Hell yea!

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spam her email with your nudes my dude she will eventually accept you

Nah.

sry

I'd r-rather try and f-fail then g-give up

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You’ll always fail if you don’t. You should really cut your losses. I honestly believe Jow Forums is much more of the company you’re looking for.

I've b-been all over Jow Forums, and I c-can say w-with no doubt in m-my mind that Jow Forums is f-far worse than /b/

B-but enough of that

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Explain, right now.

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>I'll b-be trying to help the people there until the board is deleted
It’s not getting deleted, bots dominate the board with the same fucking threads over n over, Jow Forums overall is dead, anons can’t get good threads going because of previous two statements. I’d say the only reason you gained any attention was the hope you would lewd yourself but nope

You’re blinded by what things once were.

Show tits.

That plate food is boring af btw

N-nothing to explain

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To hang something

And what is that future other than porn?