How would you approach these swedish girls?

how would you approach these swedish girls?

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Pick one, grab her ass and claim she is racist if she complains.

I would say this

Og original

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>become black
>approach
>tell jokes
>slap ass

I'd tell them that I like Ikea. And the proceed to ask if they would like to get a drink with me.

I don't speak any Swedish so I probably couldn't

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I originally wouldn't

scandis are bretty gud at english dude not an excuse

those bitches would sneer at you, I know because I've tried, they only want rich guys from the capital

i-is this CP

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They look taller than me and would probably beat me up, so I wouldn't

where do you see the porn?

theyre scantily clad

Man they all have great skin... I can't approach them looking the way I do.

Tell them I'm actually 1/65535 black and it's racist to not have sex with me.

how are they able to dress like that? isn't sweden cold as fuck?

>implying CP has anything to do with age of consent

yeah in the winter, summer is literal paradise and the only reason anyone would live here

if you dont approach there is zero chance, if you approach there is %1 chance

When they see me and the lads roll up their panties will instanly drop.

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>wow great fake tan, where did you get it?

>if I write like this I don't have to have an arguement and I'll sound like an asshole too

in a dark alley

that pic brings back original memories

with mugs of mead

Ask if they want to be culturally enriched by my mixed race hapa meatballs

I wouldn't. I'm not interested in this kind of girl at all. Now if we're talking about Brazilian girls. Well that's a different story completely.

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>nice crispy skin, can i stuff you with my sauce like the roasted turkey you are?

I can write it like this too: age of consent has nothing to do with what is child pornography and what isn't.
Whether it is legal to have sex with someone or not, it's not legal to own or produce sexual images of people under 18 in most western countries, including Sweden.
You could come fuck a 16 year old girl, but not record it and not own nudes or share them.

With a truck of peace

I was thinking about this the other night. There should be exceptions to this law. Like, two 16-year-olds exchange nudes, they shouldn't be punished. They're naive kids and they're both kids so it's not like they're a danger to society. A 20-year-old guy has pics of his 17-year-old girlfriend, he shouldn't be punished. If he shares them, sure. But receiving pics from a girl he's already legally fucked shouldn't be an issue.

I wouldn't LMAO. Fuck roasties.

if you dont a Chad will and he gets to bang her at night while you watch anime and jerk your tiny ding dong.

I'd rather stay at my house than pursue nasty std ridden hoes

I wouldn't. Fucking roasties.

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Normally 16 years old who exchange nudes aren't persecuted unless they share the nudes, but the 20 year old is even just for owning them.
I think fucking minors is kinda tricky, even if it's legal in some places there's always a loophole - sexting a minor can get you in jail even if you can legally have sex with them.

Oh also - it's illegal for an american to go abroad to fuck minors. Just saying.

>Swede women
>the worst kind of Norse women
>not posting their elf neighbors instead
At least the elves would be something other than the typical blond stacy bitch look. Maybe I could be fooled into thinking they're not stuck up or exactly the same as the Swede females but on a lower setting.

yell at them in arabic

just say "vill du knulla?"

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With six inches of steel and a big smile.

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>tfw your so detached from normies and reality that you no dont even find them attractive just from the way they dress and walk.
May god smite me, to me those women just look like the run of mill stacies. Just by looking at their clothes, belly piecrigs, shitty face expression, glasses and bags i quickly assume they have also shitty bland basic bitch personalities, obessed with social media, and fuelled on validation and consumerism.
Is this normal behaviour?

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>swedes
No thanks, I don't want Tyrone and Mohammeds leftovers.

I wouldn't. At first glance I'm seeing we've got nothing in common.
Fucking kek.

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I wouldn't approach them. no point in even trying

I won't. Not my phenotype

this. shitskins do not approach Whites.

I'm not a nig, slick.

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Do people actually find these girls exceptionally attractive? I'm Swedish and they look meh, far left one being quite a bit below average

be an arab

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did i say you were, ace?

>when the ass AND EYEBROWS is fat

Even far left is ugly for a swede, in my neck of Canadian Anglosphere she's like a minimumThe two right ones have it going on and are like 8.5s minimum

built for ________

>she's like a 6 minimum

guy, right?

half hispanic half white big cock

right 3 (not counting the background girl) are 10's, the pink top is 8

Guess you did not, hotshot.

I'm Moroccan so they'd sit on my dick happily

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Holy shit.
Promise to never become a judge.

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>fake tans
>bellybutton piercings
>all that shit in the bags

they are absolutely insufferable to be around guaranteed

Find a single flaw if u can.

I have seen a few videos, and Swedish girls are 1# in the world as far as hot goes. I will go to Sweeden and approach many of them, not sure if i get laid, but worth a try, #1 problem is that it is an expensive country, and not sure how i would sort out a place to live, would want to be there for a month, at the very least 1 week. I wonder if its possible to rent an apartment for a month for something like 700 eur.

In blackface, as the local culture dictates

I wouldnt..orii

Who's that pornstar desu?

Google the image man.
Her porn game is a little bit weak.

Not normal behavior, but normal doesnt necessarily mean good behavior so you're ok

not gay but they look like absolute whores, do not stick your dick in a crazy