/britfeel/

Who you calling a cookie cutter? EAT CROW HATER WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAARESSSSSSS

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Isn't he wheelchair bound? Bit insensitive that.

whats a script blocker?

Chubby / fat girls with pretty faces are my absolute favourite

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nth for cute boys in thigh highs.

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are those eyes offensive as fuck nowadays? Thats legit black face levels of overexageration of the tilt

My housemate is an Asian-American from Hawaii and she is disgusted by my unwashed hair as well as by British people in general (we live near/on a pretty rough council estate).

A nice new shiny Jow Forums without dick pics and people say nigger

Is he? What happened to him?
>tfw i was in a wheelchair for almost a year
it is really shit

>Saturday night
>prime time
>Dad's Army
There is no excuse for this

'orrible boobs tbqh

phwoar i wish, he's loaded up with brews

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>Chubby / fat girls with pretty faces
Same but they normally have horrible personalities

The girl in the Polish corner shop has such a beautiful smile.

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so i wont be able to easily navigate from r9k to a work safe board in future?

I'd like to say I'm not wheelchair bound.

No excuse for a fat lass to have shit tits
Absolute wasters

How unusual is it to be a 24 year old kissless virgin? If I reach 25 will I have past the point of no return?

You ya potato head looking lispy faggot
*tells chad story which totally happened*

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Hiro wants that top ad dollar

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>Polish corner shop
Why would you ever go to one of these?
Nothing in there is worth eating.

Didn't really think about it. But yeah it is extremely exaggerated. Still a qt tho

one around here sells cheap ciggies, different user

Honestly, outside of here no one really cares. I work with a few people that aren like this, girls and guys, and no one bats an eye. They are normal people and perfectly nice so its fine

Big Rich is an unironic alpha, he has no reason to lie. Same with Lenny.

cheeky bit of lore for you here

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>I was in a wheelchair for almost a year
Really, why was that?
>Is he? What happened to him?
He was born upside down and with flat legs.

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Can you link this post pls? i want to see the reaction

not him but I don't believe that, i think if most people found out you were a 24YO kissless virgin they'd be a bit miffed by it

With please my SFW nigga

Christ, what a shitshow

>ex-gf got fat

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Turns out Sainsburys don't do cashback anymore. NOT happy.

what a madlid

They look nice but guarantee none of them will let you smush around their chub. Fuck insecurity.

Imagine meeting a girl who doesn't have shit piercings or tattoos lads haha imagine.

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mine died lol...lol ;_;

at least she won't get fucked by someone else and humiliate you

Not a lot more I can say really, the only time it has come up has been work nights out and people start taking about significant others and so on, and the ones that fall into that category just said they have never been with anyone and thats it. Not awkward or anything, the conversation just moved on. They come over totally fine and aren't grand wizards or anything so no one cares and it has never been mentioned

Rate my budget lads.

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Same but also got a septum ring. Find a new bf now you unloveable slag!!

car crash lad, broke both my legs and had some nerve damage which thankfully reversed somewhat. I feel bad for people who are in them for life as it is crap

Normie deserve what gets

>suddenly started learning to code in year 3 of uni
>can only partially finish all 3 questions of my assignment
I'm so fucking confused. They're asking us to do things we were never taught, and the internet is no help.

fair enough
you a band 2 NHS employee per chance? that money in amount looks painfully familiar to what I was getting each month

They always have a cash machine inside or outside the store you numpty

she didnt die while we were seeing each other, i only found out she died a few months after it happened, strange feels still though

10 quid minimum though, I only needed a fiver. Now this extra fiver is as good as already spent

*walks into the thread with fly undone*

evening lads, whats happening? anyone fancy a pint?

It's very close (literally around the corner, can be out my front door and back in 5 minutes), the bread and sweets (Ptasie Mleczko) are good, some other products are too. And the cashier is cute.

Glad you made a recovery then lad, sounds like a very dramatic car crash. Did the other car land on top of your legs or something?
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What are we coding on a Saturday night fren

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Setup automatic formula equations ?

Nope, just a low level office wagie. It's shit

I want to be saving more than I spend every month which should be achievable

Don't know what that means mate. I may as well be a boomer when it comes to technology

just watching this is england '86, lads

Site is fucked big time lads

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>What are we coding on a Saturday night fren
Just very basic for loops and functions in matlab. I've never coded before

Hiro sounds like greedy sperg, why doesn't he just sell the site

back from my work out. how has the thread been for the last hour or so?

Because with advertising/sponsorships he can make moneys, grow the site and then sell it for more

For me. It's Crabbies Ginger Beer

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Thanks lad, yeah it wasn't great. I was driving along a 60mph road and some stupid girl drove straight through a give way sign and went into the side of me. My car then hit a tree and rolled, wasn't a great day tbqh. Worst thing is she was on her phone and actually tried to say it was my fault. Started to learn to drive with hand controls as well as they thought I wouldn't be able to use me legs properly again, but thankfully that didn't happen as hand controls are really hard

It's been shit without you lad. What did you train?

Some of those explosions in they shall not grow old are crazy

How to escape retail at the age of 25 please help.

>saturday
>no friends, in uni so everyone's partying and playing music
>crack open a bottle of frosty jacks and go to put my earphones in to forget everything
>little black rubber thing on earphone is missing and can't find it
AAAHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE FAQGGOT NOW I'M FRIENDLESS AND CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC OR WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS TO ESCAPE THE PAIN AHHHHHH

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Go for a low tier office job and work your way up. Go to uni if you haven't

Office admin bro, just say you know how to do a pivot table and you're in.

post poverty lads
google.com/maps/@55.8355908,-4.2592498,3a,90y,320.23h,84.51t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sjRiOAuGw_Utkw0f9m4KK7g!2e0!6s//geo3.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid=jRiOAuGw_Utkw0f9m4KK7g&output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv.tactile.gps&thumb=2&w=203&h=100&yaw=81.16742&pitch=0&thumbfov=100!7i13312!8i6656
>govanhill
>one of the worst area in glasgow
>gypsies at war with the pakis
>constant fighting in the street, torching cars etc
>landlords letting 3 bedroom flats to 12 people
>regulation doesn't really apply here
>plumbing often stops working due to people pouring fat / grease down the drains
>instead of calling a plumber, people literally throw their shit out the windows and onto the street
it is a magical place

>It's been shit without you lad.

nice one ya legend.

>What did you train?

back and biceps. did you work out today?

>not doing the Chad blare-out

lad...

The userbase of the site is declining and that won't happen with 4channel it will the same dodgy ads as before because big firms won't touch this place

hospitality can be decent, just avoid kitchens like the plague

Yeah pint of smooth please lad.

Oi lads no one tell him haha

Always there for a fellow /britfit/ bro
just been sat on my arse today, gonna go for an upper body workout tomorrow morning

do you gym or workout at home?

Have you ever been there lad? Its very very scari

just want a sad qt gf lads

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The cousin just bought a Cessna TTx.

Meanwhile I can barely make rent.

It's unfair lads.

i cant wait for Jow Forums to die desu
its all come to this

shes not qt

He bought a plane? The fuck does he do for a living?

unfortunately I lived there for 2 years. It is every bit as bad as it looks, I got out as soon as I could

Think I will try uni but will have to do a foundation year. I suppose anything is better than being in retail.

Take it back you monster she's the qtiest

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radio host sounds like a clapham lad

fair play to him, how much do they cost? where do you even buy one? falls foul of the ancient wisdom though:
>if it flies, fucks, or floats, rent it

cope angle

I knew someone that lived on Daisy Street. Used to visit them a lot, really terrifying place. You live somewhere nice now? Im thinking about moving out of Glasgow altogether, no need for me to be here anymore other than work, just need to learn to drive and am out of here

DEATH TO THOSE FUCKING NEET CUNTS

he's a quare from brighton

hahahahaah brit/pol/ has done such a number on you

Weesht lad Saturday is amnesty eve before the final Sunday showdown