It's haircut day tomorrow

It's haircut day tomorrow.
I'm scared.

I have pic related hair but it's getting out of hand.
What Should I get?

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You should shave your head.

ask them to do a #2 on the sides and just blend it into the top/leave the top a little longer. you'll look good

don't cut the top I did a couple days ago and my hair went from ok to 5head

All women should have long hair. They could at least pretend to be feminine. Guess I just saved you $50. Now get me a sammich.

Fuck off this board tripfag

Sorry virgin anonymous, I'll do as I please. I am the shitposter from the skies.

Well that told him.....
Are you also an autistic female with short hair?

full buzz with the shortest clippers they have, all same length. it's cheap to get, no hassle, you can use a drop of shampoo at a time. anything else is for faggots.

I'm literally and unironically an alien. Just here havin' some fun.

>faggots
wants women to look like men. ok user, you're not gay at all.

Yeah I think I remember you. You can make yourself look pretty but still struggling with funny I see.
Let me rail your tight alien cuteness and I will teach you some jokes.

It's very flattering and also lewd to say things like that! But I think I would feel worse about myself to be used by a guy in such a way. There's no softness!

>to be used by a guy in such a way
You are not gonna fit in with the Stacys at all my little alien femanon. That's all they do. No I am fucking serious.
Can you make yourself look like Cara alienanon? If so we must date IMMEDIATELY I promise to very soft to you until you get naked then my animal instincts will take over and you shall be railed so hard you stagger back to the mothership.
Deal?

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>back to the mothership

It doesn't work like that, lol. Only furries like to mix human and animal elements, are you a furry?

:P

>Only furries like to mix human and animal elements
Are classifying aliens as animals... ??
:P

It depends on where you are alien from, of course. Some aliens are from other countries, some are from other continents, some are from other planets, other galaxies, other dimensions. Everyone who is real came here to this place to do something. I'm a rare byproduct of circumstance, here to learn something and then split. It's probably just one of those "experience is the lesson" things. I am hoping to bring back at least a few treasures though.

Make yourself look like Cara and I will give you a million treasures all over your pretend face. Do we have a deal my deliciously autistic finger glowing alienanon.
Be honest. Did they just leave without you??

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Being honest I'm one of the inter-dimensional ones and I'm in a goofy meat puppet body doing human stuff but it's all really tiresome and too much of your reality works on silly rules. I wasn't left behind so much as I was called here.

You should stop shaving your legs user.

I hope you get your caramel girl though. It seems sweet. Hopefully she will be made with sugar and not corn syrup.

Yeah don't get it cut anoon
Long hair >>> short hair
Always

If they can make aspartame look like Cara I will die a happy diabetic.

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Rancho Cordova, California and Carmichael, California have a lot of slavic people who look very similar to the girl you like, if you are in the US you should try there. If you learn to speak a slavic language you could go to one of those countries and do even better. Be careful not to idolize people who don't exist in your life!

Be careful not to idolize people who don't exist in your life!
tfw. from LA and met Cara. But for real I'll always love her. A lookalike would never come close. Everyone needs a waifu she's mine alienanon. I'm sure there is a rock or something bright and shiny you can fall in love with?

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