I have an astronomically high EQ and a mildly high IQ, ask me anything

isn't it kind of contradictory to brag about high EQ?

use swadian kn***ts and nord huscarls

I got tested and my iQ was a 89. I can't do most jobs because I'm too slow. Should I give up or just "work hard"?

Women are simple, stupid and naturally shallow. Not ALL of them -and I only say this obvious fact because I don't want anyone reading this and saying LOL XD NOT ALL OF THEM UR NOT SO SMART NOW HUH-. But yeah the INCREDIBLY high majority of them follow the same simple rules and patterns, if you know how to exploit them two things will happen; the organic factor that gives the interactions such a human and natural feel will fade since you are too aware of the situation and emotional imput of basically everything happening, it's like being in a car and you are always immediately in the driving seat. And if you point out that you are driving the passenger(s) get(s) offended.
And the second thing is that when you learn to (like I said) exploit the patterns and factors, you will be able to basically get anything from anyone, that includes sex with women or benefits from people. -this works specially well when you do this with someone of a higher position than you, i.e. your boss-

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Why do you sound so obnoxious?

EQ and IQ can both be improved (since the brain acts like a muscle), granted EQ is WAY easier to improve and way more malleable, but IQ is harder, though with improving EQ comes a (reasonable but not amazing) increase in IQ, my advice would be to plan ahead of situations and learn about what you want to do, study and work hard. There are some bridges that you just won't be able to cross by sheer intelligence, and that is NOT BAD. It's really not bad. But if you are smart enough to recognize that you are not THAT smart, you have hope. I would recommend not dwelling so much on the numbers but on how you are as a person and your character/ethic toward working hard and not giving up.
Persistance and hard work go way beyond just wit or intelligence.
if this answer didn't help let me know and I'll cover it again

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Yeah, sorry, I realize the lack of further clarifying on the OP makes me sound like a fucking faggot. Thanks for asking.
I'm really not bragging, by the way. Most of the things this """"gift""""" has brought me are problems. And whenever I try to talk about this with normal and regular ass people they say the same thing "WELL THATZ BC UR NOT USING IT RIGHT" or "WELL IF U HAV PROBLUMZ WITH IT ITS BC UR NO SO SMART LOL" And after the LITERALLY 100th trial and error it gets a little tiring to discuss things like this, because I can't get any new or refreshing input. What makes conversations so wonderful and pleasing is that you give information and you get back, so when you are practically unable to get anything in return it can get exhausting!!!! There are way many, many more problems about this, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
So no, i'm not bragging, I really dislike it. It really is a foolproof way of isolating you, and if you try to blend in and interact in simple stupid shit it just makes it worse.

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the only thing I like about this post is that you actually put in a teeny tiny effort into this shitpost

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It's a genuine question though. Warhammer models are expensive as fuck, I can only afford one army, so I want to choose the right one for me. Don't say "ask me anything" and then get offended when someone actually asks you something.

>It's a genuine question though.
Oh shit, you have to admit it really seems like a shitpost, it seems like you made a "haha ask you ANYTHING? well ok I'll ask you this very specific thing about something I like that you most likely don't know or like, oh you can't answer? that's what I thought lmao xd" post.
But if it's a serious question then sorry for thinking you were being stupid, also I have no idea what Warhammer is or anything related to it.
But from what you said I would totally recommedn the Knights because the theme of knights and cavaly is enjoyable overtime, while on the other hand meme weapons and skills or spells gets old and stops being funny. So I would go for the knights!

The Skaven; become the eternal furry.

Warhammer is a table top miniature wargame in the Warhammer Fantasy world. It was followed by the now more famous and more successful Warhammer 40K game that is also a table top wargame but in space and in the far far future. (41st millenium, hence 40k). Warhammer Fantasy has dozens of factions, each with their own sub factions, allowing for many diverse playstyles. The two I am interested in are Bretonnia, a kingdoms based off French and Medieval stereotypes, and the Skaven, a huge empire of rat people.
Bretonnia always has at its core its knights, doing cavalry charges and being backed up by peasant levies of archers and shit. They have very cool models, each knight has his own colors and symbols and different helmets. Due to the obsession with chivalry and knightly warfare, they have no guns or technology, and rely heavily on their cavalry charges.
The theme of the skaven is that as rats, they reproduce very quickly and so have so many rats that they are individually next to worthless, so you can field hundreds of rats, and take huge losses and not really care. Additionally, for some reason they are also some of the most technologically developed factions, having "ratling guns" and flamethrowers. However, those armaments are also very poorly constructed so they have a good chance to backfire and kill a ton of your own units.
Both sides sound like dumb fun, desu.

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Finally an intelligent person to help me.

Okay so my mum and my girlfriend swapped bodys, and i'm told the only way to swap them back is to fuck one of them. Problem is I have aids.

So do I fuck my gf in my mum's body give her aids and let my mum die, or fuck my gf's body save my mum and let my gf die

I'm lost what do I do,

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lol

this is a retarded shitpost but I'll say what came to my mind
depends on how old your mom is and how committed you are to your gf. If your mother is 90 years old then yeah let her die, but if you met your gf a week ago or you don't like her that much, let HER die. That's what I would do

Nice projection. Not an argument.
>N-n-o, you're wrong!!!

What do you want me to say to someone who says something as retarded as "EQ is not real"? If you're going to be an idiot I'm going to treat you like an idiot.

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If you havent already I highly suggest playing the total war adapation of the warhammer fantasy series.

All you are engaging in is fallacious argumentation. Show me evidence that 'emotional intelligence' has any validity.

>also they can be questions about how to improve yourself, and if I can help I will, or at least I will try
You can't help anyone with anything you disgusting shitstain.
Neck yourself you faggot incel

>asking me something that he can just look up easily
>being such a tryhard to seem intelligent with the way you write your posts
I love talking to people like you, you make me laugh, I love you

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dear OPanon
why are pedophiles treated so badly?
also, are trannys gay?

>being so mad for literally no reason
who hurt you, user?

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Dear user
Pedophiles are treated badly because pedophilia is a very dangerous paraphilia since it's roots come from having power over someone who -and the human brain understand this naturally- does not have a sexuality, and is completely defenseless to you. When people see babies their instinct is to protect them and keep them safe from harm. That relates greatly to why the characteristics we consider cute are all found in the human baby. And pedophilia is the opposite of the first thing. Pedophiles are dangerous by nature. They should be behind bars.

Also TRANNIES themselves are a variation of gayness. But it really doesn't matter. So if I were you I wouldn't care about that.

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>Also TRANNIES themselves are a variation of gayness.
everything you said is wrong