>go to work >open store in morning >find our shitty back door has been pried open >find our shitty safe broken open and our money stolen >whatever shit happens >continue opening procedures >manager comes and sees we've been robbed >OMG user WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE >what the fuck are they gonna do bring in CSI? >AAAHHH WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE >fine whatever >police comes and they talk with manager >for some reason they want to talk with me >they want me to give my name and address for some reason????? >give them fake address because fuck the police >they start asking me questions about when I came to work and how I found the safe >what the fuck I'm a fucking suspect? >tell them if they think I stole the money they're fucking wrong >office gives me a shitty look and writes something down on his notepad and tells me he'll talk to me later and leaves >manager is all like OMG user HE'S A POLICE OFFICER >whatever they can't fucking pin this on me >AAAAAA DID YOU TAKE THE MONEY???? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GET OUT OF HERE AAAAAA >fine whatever >go home and browse Jow Forums all day
You sound like a fucking idiot. >doesn't call the police until pressured to >acts pissed off toward them when they get there Yeah you're suspect #1, good job fucknut.
Easton Garcia
They only stole like a thousand bucks which we will make back in a day. Why bother making a big deal about it? And they started acting shitty to me first. I don't give anyone shit for no reason.
Carter Cox
>why make a big deal about my employer being burglarized when I'm the only one there Yep, too dumb to function. You'll probably incriminate yourself somehow and get locked up.
Andrew Cooper
Do you have cameras?
Benjamin Garcia
>You'll probably incriminate yourself somehow and get locked up.
I gave them a fake address stupid. They can't find me even if they had actual evidence, which they don't.
Carson Richardson
Your own actions made you a suspect you stupid fuck.
You should have called the non emergency number as soon as you noticed the door.
>>for some reason they want to talk with me >>they want me to give my name and address for some reason????? >>give them fake address because fuck the police >>they start asking me questions about when I came to work and how I found the safe >>what the fuck I'm a fucking suspect? >>tell them if they think I stole the money they're fucking wrong Of course they're going to want to talk to you because you're the one who found it in the first place, at that point you probably weren't even a suspect, I bet the officer just thought you were slow in the head for not doing anything when you saw the damaged safe, now he thinks you're slow in the head, an asshole, AND a suspect.
Gavin Morgan
>I gave them a fake address, they'll never think to simply ask my employer for my real address which they are legally required to provide, or simply look me up in the government database, and when they find out I lied to them they definitely won't suspect me even more You've gotta be b8ing, no one is this dumb.
a- get unemployment b- get to sue them for even more money if they play it wrong
Hudson Myers
Do you seriously think the police cant fucking find you because you gave them a fake address? They know where you work, they could ask your boss for your actual name or address, even if they dont give them it what are you going to do? Go on the run? That makes you even more suspicious
