/r9gay/ - #505

Get some fruit and veggies into your system!

I haven't eaten a bite of chocolate in 4 months after eating it almost daily since I was a kid, feels good. I wonder if I can restrain myself come Christmas though.

I've got glocks
Where are my cocks? :[

What are your plans for today /r9gay/? Doing anything interesting?

I will play something with the bf and his friends tonight, it's gonna be fun. I got one of his freinds into Risk of Rain.

in the boy

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Will road trip to another state with friends in one and a half hour.
Today will be a good day.

What... what if I'm a bottom?

>I got herpes last week
>Not sure who gave it to me
>Why the fuck is life so fucking unfair?
Why are you such a slut, then?

This. Life is fair.
Were for user be settled in a monogamous relationship, he'd never get herpes.

>bf
>friends
>group activities
Just forget I asked.

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>tfw no bf
at least i got to hug a cute boy today

Road trip user here. I'm sorry for making you feel bad :[
Is letting you know that I NEETed 2 months away, staying inside for so long and showering once a week during a month and I'm finally recovering? I just found out I have real friends and they're rescuing me. Go out there, user. I know there are people that care about you.

bf user here
I met him through sheer luck after 22 years.
Stuff happens sometimes.

being a fat/chubby gay robot is hellish

Then lose weight? It's not hard

Are you smooth or hairy?

We can lose it though, are you one of those people who treats being fat like one of your attributes? Exercise with me fatty.

Gonna talk to an user I added a couple threads ago. Long term goal is to become his ebf and maybe real bf

going over to potential bf in 4 hours

No I won't keep scrolling yet. First I gotta say that you're all fucking faggots. Ok, now see you later

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smooth i guess.

how faggy are you ?
be honest !

do you talk funny ?
do you have any manly hobbies at all ?

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>Normal voice
>Masculine hobbies like weight lifting and martial arts
>Top, into really submissive boys
>Like to suck cock

It was a good run, but you know what they say. You build 100 bridges and you suck one dick, you aren't a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker.

Is being gay faggy enough? I don't act or speak faggy, people always assume I have a gf for some reason. My only interests are anime and videogames, I'm just a boring robot.

hello anons, I'm looking for a below average height boi from southern Scandinavia (Denmark and southern Sweden) who would like to chat with a tall boy.
I had some respond with a post yesterday, but it never went beyond that.
thank you!

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>tfw no "tall boy" that loves to get ass pounded

I was just asking because I haven't come across a not atleast a bit flamboyant gay guy.

I'm saying that as a sexually very submissive bottom whos not the least bit "gay" in everyday life.

all I want is a manly guy to go camping with and who will show me how to fix my car.

my hair is hella long. i need to decide if i'm gonna cut it or if i'm gonna just restyle it before class tomorrow.

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Are him 0w0
Where can I find you?

>tfw theres now a half foot of snow out side
>tfw still no bear bf to cuddle with
I just want someone to keep me warm, is that such a hard request?

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Cleaning my entire flat
someone save me please

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *shk* *shk*

wait a sec for me anons

thanks for bumping but we don't have anything to talk about atm

any time
almost there

im trying user, but nobody that id like is in my area...

oof, I'm getting those feels a lot too right now

>ellipsis
you're not gonna find anyone acting like that

that's hecking rude user...

what can i say? every extra period after a sentence is another month spent alone.

fuck...

originales...very...

it hurts, but we can still dream right?

where do i apply for a post-punk bf?

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>tfw no bf to exchange Christmas gifts with
>Inb4 11 months early
I should have planned for this REEE

Can't find a bf as a bear because my local gayscene is fucked up and disgusting. What do?

stop being a fat bear with lots of body hair, fucking disgusting

>Age: 18-34
>Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
>Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (8%), Canada (6%), Australia (5%), Germany (4%), France (2%), Sweden (2%), Netherlands (2%), Poland (1.5%), Brazil (1.5%)
>Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies
>Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college

Damn US-posters have literally no excuse not to have a bf

>fat
I'm chubby at most, can't be bothered to get ripped and I lose muscle mass if I try to just lose weight. I also perform worse at the gym.

>>Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
???

holy fuck this makes it seem impossible for me to get a bf...

and many other boards have surprisingly high grill counts

Where are you located, fren?

>surprisingly high grill counts
i wanna die

Denmark is a cool place to be, though! All of the Nordic countries are absolutely top-tier

And yet I still can't find a cuddly, affectionate empathetic boyfriend.

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I can't put into words how much i want to see my friend's dick. Sometimes we get lewd together so I think he'd go along with it if I pushed him but I don't want to risk it

Lower your standards or improve yourself

Because there are no illinois posters here

>affectionate
>loyal
>empathetic

These are reasonable standards, user. What would I change about this?

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>tfw no similar music taste bf
>tfw no music bf to find new music with

Those are completely reasonable! And you should never date someone who doesn't make you happy. However, I would recommend expanding your search range.

Why? Grills are fine. They make pretty good friends ime. Just don't let them know you're gay so that you don't have to deal with being the "gay best friend"

that's weird, why did my post get deleted

>tfw no bear vidya bf

I've seen several, user. Keep fighting the good fight! You'll find someone who's right for you eventually!

You bypassed the robot filter, so that would be my assumption

I guess I need to improve my looks. I'm not ugly, I'm just average.

prison gay reporting in

yeah well, they arent top tier if i cant find a smol bf that i can hold at night

>tfw no dominant master bf that locks me up and has me sleeping in a dog bed, sometimes letting me come to bed if I've been a good boy

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Nordic countries also tend to be quite gay, m8. But, even ignoring that, I can guarantee that there are qts around the world who would love nothing more than to be imported into one of the nicest countries on earth

are you a cute sub? or an obese hairy fat man?

you're such a pathetic puppy, user. if you're a good boy, I'll let you sleep at the foot of my bed. otherwise, stay on the ground where you belong.

i cant import them if im a NEET and they cant receive welfare if they arent part of the scandinavian trio

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how to stop posting on Jow Forums?

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I guess I'm a cute sub. Guys say I'm cute but I think I'm ugly. Definitely not obese or hairy, I don't even have hair below my eyebrows, except my head hair!

Why user?

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Most people are average. No one expects a perfect 10/10 (though that'd certainly make things easier). It's a meme, it's a cliche, and it's horrible to hear, but genuinely, if you just focus on being the best version of yourself that you can, you'll find someone.

here but unsure for how long

>I don't even have hair below my eyebrows
>except my head hair
>below my eyebrows

Thanks user. I really needed to be cheered up this morning.

What's your NEETbux budget? Surely you could finagle your finances so as to allow for the provision of a second person?

i feel like you are just feeding us fake hopes and dreams.

it would be very hard living, with 1 minute noodles for breakfast and dinner,skipping lunch

>I'll let you sleep at the foot of my bed
That'd make me very happy! Do I get permission to play with your morning wood?

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Get a nice bf and spend time with him elsewhere
You know why user

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meant to say head hair senpai

N-no I don't ;_;
oregggie

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does anyone want a bf who IS an obese hairy fat man? i have hairy all over my arms and belly and chest and lots of pubic hair...

nobody would want someone gross like me right

>ywn wake up from a good night sleep only to remember you have a nice bf sleeping by your side and proceed to wake him up with your mouth

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no fuck off fatty