You wake up and this sissy is about 1 second away from shoving his dick into your mouth. What do you do?

You wake up and this sissy is about 1 second away from shoving his dick into your mouth. What do you do?

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Quickly overpower him, pin him down, and pound his pooper.
Sissys are meant to take dick, not give it

fucking kill yourself sissy thread

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steal his foreskin

Bite that sissy's cock off

15 minute ban got lifted jusssssssssst in time.

*BLAM*

*BANG* *BANG*

*BLAM*

*BANG BANG BANG*

You make this thread at least every week you flaming homosexual.

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Literally every day. I don't understand how the text goes through the robot filter anymore.
At least we have based BLAM posters now.

Enjoy your next ban

enjoy being a faggot and dying of suicide, aids or a bullet in your skull (soon).

Start an anti faggot crusade

Id go to jail for manslaugther

RATTATATATAT
POP
POP
POP
POP
BANG BANG BANG
CLiCK CLICK
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
>THAT'S what I would do if it was standing over me.

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There may yet still be hope in this world for a better tomorrow and a brighter future.

so basically i'll splatter his brains over the pavement, then i'd basically go to jail forever

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*CLICK*
*POW POW POW*

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/r9cute/ is raiding Jow Forums again

uwu what a delicious feminine penis
just kidding die you faggot

shove my fist into his balls

stab him mutliple times with my pocket knife and watch him bleed out while jerking off to the thought that theres one less sissy in the world

punch xhe and grab my shottie
KABLOOM KABLOOM

*thith-thith-thith-thith-thith-thith*
*PFFT PFFT PFFT*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*thith-thith-thith-thith-thith-thith*

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fuck off with your sissy shit
*POP POP* RATATAT POP POP POP

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Boom boom skraaa incels rise up

I push him away and say that I'm not interested in woman imitating faggots

unironically bite his dick off
what's he gonna do next? beat me to a pulp? fuck off

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kill him and bury the body
makes me hopeful*BLAM*

Pathetic.
Your meme will soon die, but traps will stay forever. You might as well migrate to 4channel

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>women
>twinks
Choose one, you can't have both. Now begone from me

>women
Who mentioned women...

kiss the tip before getting a handful of his tight soft ass

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>going to work today with my vibrating buttplug inside me
>already wear tight pants that show off my ass and legs
I'm really excited

bite his penis off and use the element of surprise to push him over and curb stomp him

*TSCHHHHH*

i got a whole squadron of them in my sights sarge, were standing down waiting for your mark over
*TSSCCHHH*

roger roger, engaging them over and out

*CLICK CLACK* engage them men

*POW* *POW* *POW* *POW* *BRATTATATATATATATATATA* *BANG BANG BANG* *POP POP POP* *RATATATATATA* *click click*

HOLD FIRE! im out of rounds lets move out the rear guard will finish them off
*loads in new mag* *TSCHKK CLACK*

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This is posted every fucking day.

Can the mods start deleting repeat threads that are designed to circumvent the robot like this one?

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This sort of shit has made this the best meme in a while

*Beep beep beep boop*
TACTICAL NUKE ACTIVATED

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Kek this is amazing, KEEP ON BANGING

>there is somebody autistic enough to type this

*BANG BANG PEWP PEWPEW RATATATATATATATATA PEW PEW PEW* Fuck you, sissy piece of trash.

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>you wak-
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* nothing like a good ol' lever action to do the trick

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We got a lot of faggotry here lads, requesting backup.

>there is someone gay enough to suck tranny dick

I wouldn't suck tranny dick, but I'd let one suck mine

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Turn 360 degrees and go back asleep.

You're still a faggot for liking trannies

No I'm not, they're basically girls just with dicks.

I have several dogs and guns in my bedroom, wouldn't happen

If anything I'd end up pointing a gun at a queer who broke into my house

Is this thread being kept alive by bang memes?

We got another foxtrot here boys.
*BANG*
Got him.

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>Got him.
Try again.

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> sissy-
*RATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATAT*
*BLAM BANG POW*
Heterosexuality defended.

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you do know this is how you make them post more, right?

of course not because you are a fucking retarded 11 year old

gimme dat!
>suck that dick hard swallowing it down my throat

Is that a dude? Also why do they practice like that? I maybe abnormal but I bust a nut after like 45 seconds. Whatever that thing is wouldn't even have time to deep throat me properly hah.

Gobble his cock and then fuck his ass till he's numb

yeah same
sauce?

You probably are the biggest faggot in this thread

Perfect genitals but it's kind of distracting how she looks like she's high on meth

pinch his grape sized, estrogen soaked, shriveled testies until they turn to a mushy pulp. then call the police

the fags trying to support each others threads kek get off our board

File a sexual assault charge as soon as possible and get them imprisoned. Sticking your dick in an unconscious person without consent is not okay.

Cute cock, would let him put it in.

Do this, but not as extreme where I cause irreversible damage. I just want to turn him into a crying, whimpering mess, begging me to stop, eventually I'd grow bored and stop, then I'll force him onto his knees and slam my dick into his throat. Slapping him hard across the face whenever I felt his teeth grazing my cock, and as more punishment I'd bottom out and keep my cock lodged in his throat for extended periods of time, feeling his throat convulsing as he tries to gasp for air. I'd hold him by his hair and shoot a fat creamy load down his throat and throw him off my cock, telling him to get the fuck out.

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Am glad the tranny suicide rate is rising

>immediate castration

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at that point you'd probably be the one put in jail.

>implying he wouldn't secretly enjoy every second of me using him as my own personal fucksleeve
>implying his little dick wouldn't be rock hard and dripping as I drilled his throat like a fucking jackhammer.

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Daily reminder to take your girl pills sweety

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>grab and pull legs towords me making him fall backwards
>lift his legs and go at his ass raw
probably will get aid or something but if a sissy try to get me to suck their dick they gotta get pounded and shown whos dominate

Lick her cock after that id ask her to assfuck me

So you would let a sissy fuck you in the ass