One week until Timothy James Byrne's birthday edition
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Happy early birthday, timmeh
adultery and cheating should be punishable by death.
>born too early to live in a super advanced, post-scarcity society run by benevolent, god-like AIs who have perfected biotechnology that allows people to completely change every facet of their phenotype at will with no downsides
What are you liddos up to then?
quit being faggy
some fucking norfer just shouted across the street at me
"SKEWWS MEH, WERS DU BUSS SASHON?"
"down there" I tell him, pointing down the road"
"DAWN THEH?" he asks to confirm, as if I was the one speeking in pig english.
as is typical of the norfer, he left without saying thank you. he fucking looked like the meme too.
just having a little existential crisis, not much really
how about you?
just got up but forgot to have din dins last night so i'm having it now
working on a book
a cool action-adventure sort of hard SF
I see, I'm glad you enjoy it lad.
Tbf JP (for all his flaws) is a fairly decent critic of post-modernism, though AJ is a bit iffy as a source in general.
Very delicious looking meal laddo
LOVE Timothy James Byrne
HATE the guy with the van
Simple as
Why are there so many trannies on this genera land why do they all act like weird males ??
all they do is talking about farts and fast-food , doesnt food feminine
Sounds good lad, willing to share any details? personally I miss the John carter of mars aesthetic.
The Frazzetta art for that is bloody brilliant
WE WANT CHILLI WILLY
WE WANT CHILLI WILLY
Why do all gun loving Americans sound and look the EXACT same lads? It's uncanny.
I agree, I just wish they could keep politcs of out my course or at least provide a counter position. As for you wanting to do English, do you like writing in your spare time?
>Why are there so many trannies on this genera land why do they all act like weird males ??
Trannies are the embodiment of narcissism - where their entire point of existence, being and worth is based around how people perceive them. If there is a repeated general like britfeel then they are able to elicit a somewhat continuous stream of attention, even to the point of being able to identify specific anons from their posts. Hence, trannies are drawn to britfeel because it's fertile attention ground. You see this phenomenon with tripfags in general on other boards that have longstanding general threads. Generals have more tripfags than average across a board because it's an attention generating environment.
As for why they act like weird males it's because that's literally what they are. They are mentally ill men. It's kind of like asking 'why is this group of developmentally challenged people acting weird?'; well you kind of answered your own question there.
britfeel radio has become my only source of friends
just asked some fookin suvvern poof wer da bus stayshun woz
Your filenames are usualy different
I just amazes me how you still get tranny threads on here after that discord conspiracy got exposed.
Can confirm you are 100% woke on trannies as i have had to deal with a fair few in my time. Although generally nice people they are increably self obsessed and drive themselves into further mental illness. everyday it was some new drama or argument, some new attempt at suicide that i had to take seriously just like the other ten times they said they were gonna do it
some fat norf lad smelling of kebab just ask me where the bus barn was
Fucking trannies. Someone needs to take them down a peg.
*munching kebab*
WERS DA FOOKIN *spits out bit of kebab* BUS STAYSHUN
>I agree, I just wish they could keep politics of out my course or at least provide a counter position.
I know what you mean, this stuff really cheeses me off when I come across it. Like progressive shitlibs writing revisionary essays about how St. Paul was a homosexual and stuff - really did come across one of those recently.
The lack of counter arguments also really annoys me. I have my own views on things but I am fully aware that others will make counter-arguments and I can fully understand WHY they make them and HOW they arrive at them. I just disagree. Honestly this seems to be a genuine trait of the modern left, that they won't even entertain the idea of counter-arguments and that they have no possible idea how anyone could arrive at positions that are different to their own. Clearly those people must be nazis.
>As for you wanting to do English, do you like writing in your spare time?
Yeah, really enjoy it, though I don't delude myself into thinking I'm some great author. My fiction and poetry has never been published. I doubt it ever will and I'm fine with that, that's just life sometimes. I did get an essay I wrote about Augustus by John Williams published in a little literary journal a few years back. It was like this tiny little low-impact journal but it made my damn month when they accepted it.
>everyday it was some new drama or argument, some new attempt at suicide that i had to take seriously just like the other ten times they said they were gonna do it
tfw my flatmate is like this
I can't take this bullshit anymore, lads. I didn't sign up to be a fucking babysitter
Not sure if I have serious depression or just a vitamin deficiency. I read that vitamin deficiencies can cause bad lethargy and my eating habits have been absolutely shite lately.
Cleaned the entire house for mummy coming gone from work. Wahey.
>all these long posts
might be time for my nap
>tfw bait out tranny admirers
How the hell do I make money out of this lads?
You literally post your kik and location and wait for a swarm
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Look how happy he is!
So r9k will stay on Jow Forums, and other boards will be put on 4channel. Rumour is that Hiro plans harsher moderation on 4channel, perma bans for porn and trolling, there was even mention of a point based system to posts.
Feeling old man.
>Bus barn
Looks like a fucking turtle.
had to end at some point right, at least this isnt coming when i was most addicted to this place
What's this lad? Hiro killing Jow Forums?
>perma bans
lel
>point based system to posts.
do you mean like up votes? because that would be terrible
post thots laddies, fancy a wank
theres something about him, its hard to explain.
>post thots laddies
>Rumour is that Hiro plans harsher moderation on 4channel, perma bans for porn and trolling, there was even mention of a point based system to posts.
lmao source or fuck off
absolutely mad that i can live to 1000 and i still wont ever be able to fuck a girl like this
>Discord conspiracy
You are giving them too much credit. I've had the misfortune of talking with Reiko since I joined the server to find out what the fuck it was about. Here's some of his amazing pick up lines he tried using to get me to send pictures
>Your gonna do it and you will like it.
(After I asked him how many times has he used the same pick up lines)
>You'll come back and beg me to be your master
(After I told him that he's not very appealing)
>I know how to treat you sluts right
(One of his first messages)
It was never a conspiracy. It was an awkward faggot spouting shit he read in 50 shades of gray and exploiting self hating hons that just really wanted to have someone tell them they are beautiful. Unfortunately my boyfriend asked me to stop digging once people were trying to get the Authorities involved.
Trust me why do you think I take history? to stop these motherfuckers from rewriting it. The best example I've got is of one professor who did the civil rights movement as a dissertation back in the day.
This is a man with a white saviour complex attempting to teach me about the Confederates but literally just shitting on them and not teaching me a damn thing about the civil war.
The whole damn america module was a massive fucking joke. The issue of firearms came up in class and i had to claim to play devils advocate just so that we could actually have a fucking discussion.
Things are a lot better this term though
As for you love of writing, it genuinely seems like you have some raw talent, studying English would improve your skills im sure.
It all depends on what you want to get out of it? STEM is a safe bet for a good career. With English you can go into journalism or teaching
Can't believe people on Jow Forums actually talk to underage girls like this bratty brooke on discord. In 2018.
This isn't the early 2000s anymore people know internet is real life now.
All SFW boards will be on 4channel, all NSFW will stay on Jow Forums.
They'll be CID bans, device bans, not IP based. That's the word on IRC anyway.
Pretty much.
Whenever Hiro does anything anons freak the fuck out and overanalyse the situation. Remember when Jow Forums wasn't loading up properly and everyone was saying that it was an elablrate scheme by Hiro to use our computers to mine Bitcoin or some shit?
I don't think anything will really change. I don't think this makes advertising on Jow Forums any more attractive to businesses either.
It's true, my dad's cousin's mate's sister's son is a mod and he told me a few minutes ago
>implying you would become more attractive by 100
>underage girls like this
what?
>I don't think this makes advertising on Jow Forums any more attractive to businesses either.
true, look at the sort of ads there are now
>people know internet is real life now.
Really? huh...
If you live till a thousand just rape a lass like that and serve your sentence lad
You lads introduced me to the concept of projection
very common thing we do
I find myself checking when I do it now
That girl is like like 15 or something.
How old are you? You can't tell me the internet is the same place it used to be back in 2003/4/5/6.
>CID bans
?
the new site is going to get nuked by porn and loli spammers then advertisers won't touch it
Methinks there's a nonce hiding out around here lads, and I ain't leaving until I catch him
That's the thing, I do have a reasonable career path with this degree and it's not like I don't enjoy my STEM stuff, I really do. It's more that my real passion is more artistic than scientific; a bit cliche I know but that's just how it is. I couldn't go into teaching or journalism, not my thing. For me English will always be an interesting hobby.
Sounds really shitty that America module. Can't stand it when people try to argue that the US civil war was fought purely and solely for the slaves and the south was some kind of evil white caliphate who just hated niggers.
Same with the gun stuff. It's so fucking refreshing when you meet someone who is truly pro-gun in the UK, but in a sterile lefty academic environment I doubt you'd ever get someone like that, and even if they did exist they're probably crypto like yourself just to avoid the hassle.
All the best for your course and beyond mate. You seem like a decent lad.
he's souf afreekan lad
>Methinks there's a nonce hiding out around here
why do you think that
Just a hunch, mind if I take a look at your computer? Won't take a minute
Same to you mate, good luck out there
When a group of LGBT friends go on holiday together, why are the faggots always the last to arrive at the airport?
Because they're still at home packing their shit
He sounds like a fanny. Why didn't someone dox him and go around to his house?
>Get back from massive car boot sale
>Took 3 hours because it was so huge
>Christmas presents sorted for basically everyone I know
>Cosy on the sofa with my legs screaming at me
>Doing stew and dumplings for dinner
How's your Sunday going liddls?
Just made this, it's hard to keep up to date with Tim so hopefully this helps.
I do love a good car boot sale, i used to find all sorts of cool shit as a kid.
The ones in my area suck now because its the same people trying to flogg the same old leftover shite.
really struggling to get my appetite back lads
Send it to him bet he'll freak the fuck out
Imagine if a nonce hunter was hunting a nonce but one late night while compiling the chatlogs he actually fell in love
"I thought a wer 'ere to arrest ya, but in the end it wu' me 'eart that you arrested"
just blaze up homie.
It's like that one White Stripes video.
I bet they unironically get boners when erping, the disgusting closeted sissyboys
Ugh, got proper Tat-Fatigue after the first hour tbqhwy lad. The amount of hags trying to flog off their "Live Laugh Love" chalk boards. Good couple of stalls run by old pikies selling "lost in transit" tools though, one even had a couple of looted CCTV cameras, prime kek.
weed makes me able to eat but not hungry as such, and my mouth is always too dry
He sure is a sneaky little fella
I just ate for the first time since friday morning, beans sausage and scrambled eggs. Was okay.
Other than that, nothing. I never have anything to do on weekends.
Poor lad hasn't got money for a pair of pants
JUst got out of bed, been awake since 8 but had a two hour nap with sexy dreams at 12. Gonna dash to the supermarket in a minute to buy din dins
he is wearing pants what you chattin?
YANKS OUT RIGHT FAHKING NOW
He's probably a Yank
watcha buy ?
2 fahkin rite dave
YANK OUT YANK OUT
GEDDIM BIG DAVE
Whos waching England vs Croatia?
Just stuck a pizza in the oven.
Co-Op thin and crispy pepperoni. It says 12 minutes but I didn't preheat so I will give it 15.
>pants
I'm a Yank and even I know to say trousers
>this pants trousers discussion again
Northerners say pants for trousers. Underwear is boxers/undies
football or rugby and what channel
Having Dr Oetker pepperoni pizza for dindins, lad. Was on sale so I nabbed up a few for nights when I cba to cook.
wish i wasnt such a fucking WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE
I CANT LIVE WITH MYSELF ANYMORE *kills self*
Was a good bod and got shit for other people. Two of those Moroccan lantern things for me mum, Wedgwood stuff for me nan etc. They've got another one on in a couple of weeks so I'm going to splash out on a (hopefully decent) circular saw, see if the lad that does antique swords is there.
Nice one. They are a good thin pizza. I only ever buy those branded ones when they are on offer though.
soccer im streaming it off reddit link, on skysports or BT
Car boot sales are still about? Not been to one in over a decade.
>soccer
u wot m8?