5ft 9 inches

I'm 6'3, but I'm still ugly as fuck. Can I stay?

i appreciate you lying to make us feel better user

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Sure doesn't feel that way.

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You're probably better looking than Boban

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Genuinely, there is nothing wrong with your heights. I hope you can see it from my perspective one day, anons!

No; you can live with confidence as someone people respect and fear. Don't you understand that? You're not like us. Go enjoy your life while you still have time.

>Dad is 6'5
>Mom is 6'0
>I am 5'9
Life is not fair and if there is a god I refuse to worship him for doing this to me.

If your height starts with a 5 and you haven't fucked at least 50 girls you are failing easymode. Only men taller than 6' can be virgins.

Even if there's "nothing wrong" with my height, it's still made fun of and not desired by any woman. It's not wrong, but that doesn't mean anything. It's not right either.

They'd need to grow up first.

holy shit I'm sorry user, you are a total outlier statistically

>Lankies actually believe this.
Our time will come, lads.

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God exists and we're being punished or tested. There is no greater trial a man can face than being under six feet tall. Not one. The mental anguish is enough to bring even the bravest to ruin.

How do you know that it isn't?
Personally, I'd be happy with someone who was just at least taller than me, even by an inch. And I'm 5'3. Don't lose hope, user

5 foot 7
(almost 5'7.5")

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I've loved and lost before; I can manage to snag a roastie for up to three years, but that's all they'll give me. I'm 5'9''. You're the same, probably. Even if you settled temporarily for a 5'4'' guy, you'd never choose him in the end. You'd get out while you still had time. Also you're probably a dude. But thanks, user, I'll try not to be such a whiny bitch. Maybe there's hope.

That is literally impossible dude

>5 foot 5 inches

I wish I was taller

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Haha, sometimes I wish I was a dude. Believe me or not, I'd be happy if they made me happy no matter the height.
Good luck with everything, though!

not impossible, just extremely rare

>tfw 6'1''
>tfw not the demanded height in two thousand and eighteen by wymyn (6'2'')

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shut the fuck up short women are the most desired also get the fuck off my board you're living life on easy mode

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five foot and two inches

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I'm 5'7". How about we go on a date, just to shut up all those naysayers?

shoo shoo roastie scum

We'd have to have something in common too

sorry

>....ummm you seem like a nice guy but I think we should just be friends. You're gonna make some girl really happy though. :)

If you're not gonna be my 5'5'' gf then just leave. That's not even short for a girl.

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Height really doesn't matter in Asia.

i'm 5'3 ???????
but ok sorry

OK THEN MY 5'3'' GF WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE GET OVER HERE AND LET ME TIE YOU UP AND RAPE YOU REEEEEE

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I'm genetically danish and live nowhere near asia

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Incorrect. 5ft6-5ft9 are the most desired heights in a woman.
Almost every single popular Stacy ive met have been around that height.

commit suicide you still are living on easy mode you fucking pea brain

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>4'11.5"

I wear 3 inch lifts and tell everyone I'm 5'4" though

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isn't denmark supposed to be known for its tall men? if so that is a curse of the highest caliber

Ouch, that really sucks, kid.

jesus user. good luck

all fucking women and minorities must fucking die

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Apparently. From a quick google search it's #5 in the world:
> 1. Netherlands (182.5 cm)
> 2. Belgium
> 3. Estonia
> 4. Latvia
> 5. Denmark (181.4 cm)

has to be fake. Theres no way you'd still be alive

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What do you mean? Like I would have killed myself ?

Fuck that, if you're 5'10" or over you shouldn't be here. These 5'8", 5'9" guys are pushing it if you ask me but they get a pass because at least its below average. 5'10" no excuse at all. 6'0"+ must be literally 0/10 facial wise to wind up here.

I like traveling and good food and drinks.

I've seen another user that was 4'11.5 on here so I don't think he's bluffing

>he ignores the fact that most virgin men on Jow Forums are over 6'

5'9 is the average male height in America.

Nope, I think most are shirt and are RPing as a taller person to give the impression tall people are just as pathetic as them.

That wasn't another user. That was me, too

No its not, its 5ft 10.5

peace be with you, user

I wish you luck, hang in there

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Nothing is worse than being 5'5 and both brothers being 6'0+

you're the user who fucked a prostitute for his birthday because his friends felt sorry for him?

To be fair, they probably absorbed all of the nutrients from your Mom and you couldn't grow to your potential.

>tfw nieces are almost as tall as me
fucking kill me

I'm a male and I'm 5'5. You have it good. Don't worry.

Boban has a sense of humor tho and probably isn't retarded

DON'T REMIND MEEEEE!

Am I famous now?

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>be me
>5,6ft
>10+ girls fucked

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Good job, little guy. You beat the odds!

God roasties are so dumb and literally not self-aware. Being not shorter than you is just a requirement. If you had 2 copies of the same person, everything equal except one 3 inches taller than the other, you would pick the taller one every last time. Don't act like height is irrelevant

>be my grandpa
>4'11"
>married a woman much taller than him
>they were happily married his whole life
>had children
>leader in his community
>beloved and respected by everyone who knew him
>his funeral was crowded with people from all over the country and even some people who came from other countries.

I'm only 5'6" and sometimes it gets me down, but when it does I think of my grandpa and how he never let his stature stop him. I hope it helps you guys to know that there are manlets out there living the good life.

I try my best to !

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I don't know about famous but I remember those threads being pretty popular, most people were asking how you're even alive so it's nice to see not much has changed
maybe will give you some inspiration, best of luck

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we're talking about white people here, not illegal Guatemalans

Your grandpa most likely lived in a country where a big chunk of the men died in a major war. There would have been more women than men.

Well it sounds like your grandfather was some kind of turbo-chad, possibly from a different planet/dimension. Also what did he do for a living? Curious now. He wasn't white and this was not in America I assume?

how tall was his wife?

>Well, fellas, worry no more, because a new study has revealed 5ft 8in is the ideal height for a man.

>Dating app Badoo has revealed the most right-swiped heights based on their users aged 18 to 30.

>Of the 20,000 Brits surveyed, Badoo revealed the most right-swiped height for men was 5ft 8in and the most right-swiped height for women was 5ft 5in.

msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/relationships/this-is-the-most-attractive-height-for-men-and-women-new-study-reveals/ar-AAxJpcI?li=AAggbRN

I swear this meme started after a few mega Staceys wrote in their dating bios they want someone over 6".

The tallest one is my younger brother though

I have enough female friends to know that 1% at most would be embarrassed to have a guy these heights. 3 of my attractive coworkers are married to 5'8-5'9 men. My statuesque 6'1 boss is engaged to a former marine that's 5'10. In fact the only woman that regularly makes jokes about it is the fat one with body image problems. Take that for what you will

Peru, Philippines, Thailand, Ecuador, Vietnam, China, Japan, Indonesia, many more

Women in every single one of these countries will suck your dick for being a foreign chad to them

No, he did not. There was not a major war in the country he was born and married in.

kek, I don't want to dox myself so I can't give away too much but he really wasn't very chad-like, more of a nerd. He moved to America as an adult, but that was after he married.

I think she was around my height, maybe a little shorter, so like 5'5".

>Brits
But we're a nation of peoplelets

It varies by study and by state, but anywhere from 5'9 to 5'11 is almost indistinguishable unless you yourself are in that range, in which case who cares, you're fine

>5 foot 7
>live in lonely suburb
>get decent pussy (about 20 something body count)
>move to city for college
>only fuck one fattie and literally nobody else acknowledges that i exist

I didnt know the h-height meme was so true anons

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only about 20% of the male population is over 6 feet so shut the fuck up you fucking faggots your heights are fine

You just haven't learned how to date in the city, if you want I can give some tips but people on this board usually screech at me to go away so I'll wait on your response

. . . I'm thinking he was an influential scientist or something along those lines

>20% of the male population is over 6 feet
My hs senior class is full of guys who are exactly at 6ft or a little bit over.

>5'11.5

I was so close, yet so far.

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It's averaged across the country. Rural counties are taller and upper class people are taller

He was not, but that that guess is good when it comes to assessing the social status associated with his job. He wasn't famous and he wasn't a chick magnet or anything like a celebrity would be. But he did something respectable and a lot of people who lived near him knew who he was.

what does that exactly prove?

>5'10

literally the tallest of the manlets

why...?

based

>be 5'4''/5'5''
>fucked 15 grillz
>9 of them taller than me
>tallest was a 6foot scandinavian bombshell
>2 same height as me
>only 4 was shorter

shit could be worse I guess

>I hope you can see it from my perspective one day, anons!
but I've already stopped growing...

I'm a 5"5 female and my ideal is 5"7-5"8. This is like woman sitting around and complaining they don't have DD breasts. Everyone is telling you it doesn't matter, except a few Staceys which you cherry pick and cry over. Honestly, height probably means more in male orientated friend circles, where you all compete to be masculine and imposing.

i live in a middle class suburban city

What state though? States with more nordic and germanic stock are taller, which happens to correlate with rural areas (though not with upper class)