Being Bi is fucking amazing

So you spread your AIDS to woman?

being exclusively hetro or homosexual must fucking suck. imagine not being to enjoy everything the world has to offer

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>I'm kinda attracted to a dicks, have fantasies about sucking it but I'm not attracted to a man's face or a body, what does that make me?
That makes you a faggot.

The only type of bisexuality acceptable is gynephilic bisexuality,
bi men should only like women and traps, once you are attracted to masculine men and want to be dominated by one you lose your manhood and no longer deserve to have access to biological women

Repressed tranny faggot

Bi men are failed homosexuals. Bi women are based and I plan to have one of every race in my future harem.

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>bi twink
>girls don't like me bc I'm too fem
>guys only want to fuck me to satisfy their power fantasies

I just want cuddles

Girls like feminine straight guys but think bi guys are pozzers. The demographic that would like you is a tumblry fujoshi that will "ship" you with your friends.

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All women should be bi because harems are the natural order, chad should have most of the women and spread his superior genes and for that to go smoothly women need to be bi so that they can coexist in harmony

failed heterosexuals, not homosexuals. you can't be a failed homosexual because as a homosexual you can get laid in 5 seconds.

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This is actually some insight, thanks robot. Maybe I'll just pretend to be straight around girls. Gays are always jealous of that bi stealth.

Only if you're a dom

Name of the one on the right?

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

That might be a bit unethical to the straight girls that are opposed to bisexuality. I'm saying you should hit up those fujoshis, they're freaks anyhow! Lots of then these days aren't even bad looking.

What do you think of a Kinsey 4 that only dates the opposite gender?

They're choose to suppress homosexual tendencies for moral reasons probably. Or they happened to really, really like the person they were dating.

Who would win in a sword fight?

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I love bisexual men. I love pegging them. I love getting roughly fucked by them. I love fem guys who can be equally submissive and dominant. I want to dress them up as cute girls and watch them suck a dick. But unfortunately they are a liability in that they usually go full on gay and leave you for another guy. Plus it's rare to find one that loves pussy and will go down on you enthusiastically.

I'm bi and love sucking dick, but not as much as going down on pussy. Being dressed up is fun, but I'm not that fem looking/twinkish unfortunately. I'd never go full gay, though, I'd much prefer a MF relationship that's open to other males joining for bi fun.

That's the trouble with bi men, their genital of choice tends to be the dick

O hell yea dats a nice tree

Both of these are true simultaneously

I go between the two but I'm never attracted to both at the same time. I really hate it because if I'm with someone then at some point I just become wildly attracted to the other sex and don't want to be as involved. I guess it only matters of they need full on sex every day.

I feel your pain user.
Except I think being with a female makes me not bi anmore, for at least quite a while.

I think guys turn me on way more but I think I only like effeminate guys. I feel a more romantic inclination with women but I feel unatural when I have sex with them. Idk if that's just because I'm scared or what.

I dont think that woman exist

That means you're gay or at least Kinsey 5.

Damn. I'm too self conscious these days about my weight anyway so I don't think sex is going to happen. I guess it makes sense considering I jerk off to gay porn maybe 70% of the time.

Fuck off you massive faggot
The only dickpic who gets me hard is of my own dick

This, when you say it feels more naturally romantic to be with girls is that to say you like to hang out with them? It sounds like you should date guys and have friends that are girls. Or date another bi guy, and then you both fool around with girls every now and then.

I really like talking with girls and getting cuddly. Sex is ok but I just don't get into the mood as much. I like seeing a woman enjoy herself if anything. I've got a fair few female friends and they're very nice.

Guys on the other hand I feel really comfortable with sexually and it turns me on massively.

It sounds like the other user was about right then, you are almost, if not just plain gay but enjoys women's company and doing cute stuff with them.

Bisexual men are porn/sex addicts, prison gay straight guys, or weebs.

Bisexual women are butthurt sluts who got burned, attention whores who want to come off as kinky, or braindead arthouse girls who enjoy discussing gender politics and "challenging assumptions".

Why are pansexuals so ugly? Even pansexual women are complete uggos.

I know what you mean. I could never date a guy romantically, but I have a stronger desire to fuck them than girls, if that makes sense. When I see an attractive girl, my first thought isnt to have sex, but to have a life with them. With guys its different, purely more of a fetish than anything I think.

I think a fetish implies an object whereas wanting to fuck a guy is honosexual. Nothing wrong with it of course. I've met a cute guy lately who is really effeminate who I would definitely date though so who knows how it works. I wish I was just more consistent.

I don't get the bisexual stuff. If you plan to settle down with the opposite gender why fuck your own and complicate your life? You can choose to be straight by only fucking the opposite gender.

I mean you can't help what you are aroused by. In a commited relationship though you just would jerk off sometimes to the same sex, it's no big deal.

And yet we do lmao

I'm more straight than gay, but the guy is waaaay hotter than that chick

sauce on the girl? couldn't find anything.

Straight married dudes are still attracted to hot women, man.

sometimes I wish I was gay because
I hate hanging out with women

problem is the really, REALLY gay guys act like women

Lmao it's the roastie who holds unethical opinions. Your a fuck only if your actually pozzed.

I do too but I'd never have sex with my own gender or live the LGBT lifestyle so I effectively consider myself straight.

Not wanting to fuck you isn't an unethical opinion. You sound like the tranneis that are mad lesbians don't want their "girldick"

That guy is mogging the shit out of that girl, whoever made this picture should've chosen a chick with a better body.

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>tfw I dominate women and make them beg for my dick and then just as easily switch and call a muscular bear daddy while he fucks me

Someone's jealous

just move to England

tfw mtf and only want an effeminate male so I can serve them and give them my everything.

Oof I know how you feel. I fucking hate the community and just want a wholesome relationship, regardless of gender.

Me too. I can't relate to the Polyamory and open relationships or threesomes in the bi community. I'm deeply Christian so an exclusive opposite gender relationship was a no brainer to me.

Haha, no. I'm bi and it sucks. No girls want to fuck me (I mean this is Jow Forums, what did you expect?) and guys barely do. I'm not attracted to male faces in the slightest but every guy who shows interest in me wants to suck face and cuddle and shit. I only want dick, but everyone else seems to be relationship oriented. Girls also don't like men who have slept with other men, especially those who were on bottom, so now I have lifetime secrets for every encounter, 99% of which are disappointing as fuck.

my money in on chinese keith

If she is slighted simply because you find men attractive then yes, that's an unethical opinion. Its just the whole boys who like boys are icky brand of homophobia. It doesnt affect her in any way. If she doesnt like you because you cut your dick off and watch mlp, thats different. At the very least its retarded to think stealthing an interest in guys is unethical.

>tfw bi
>tfw have bf
>tfw get this shame that i wont have kids
feels fuckin weird

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IRL, I'm attractive to women, but I occasionally dabble in some 2D yaoi. Only involving the twink/androgynous kind though. I'd identify myself as hetero though.

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Go find a girlfriend you fucking faggot.

Something like me happens with me but i like to watch 10/10 traps and twinks videos instead of 2d yaoi.

What's it mean if you took an attraction test and you don't have much of a gender preference except for no trans and no nonbinary people, but your racial preference is white and you are not attracted to non-whites except very seldomly? My attraction is more determined by race than gender.

Disgusting. The one on the right should be a cute hairless twink. Then it would be god tier.

Opt for a surrogate. The one of you with better genes should be the donor, or perhaps one kid from each of you.

Eh, i have a better chance of attracting women, men are too visual, and .. i don't want to get fucked by a man, that I see as competition.

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im straight but this girl i like is bi, and leans towards women sexually. she says she would only date a guy though. do i pursue this?

is it really though?

oooreg

Adoption faggot

where did this meme begin?

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Nigga u gaye

>noodles are straight too, until you get them wet
Noodles are officially gay, goodbye ramen

>Being Bi is fucking amazing
not when you're ugly

>90% of women fucking hate you
>90% of men think you're a degenerate poofter
>the rest are degenerates themselves
Kill me

lot of gay faggots in this thread lmaoo

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wheres weegee?

Bi women are the roastiest of roasties. A girl telling you she is bi is code for she is slut and would probably hook up with you.

Eh not that great. To me most women are emotionally repulsive and most men are physically repulsive. This is compounded by being a frail cuteboy who gets more attention from dudes than chicks. The best of both worlds line only really applies if you are just a horndog.

Underrated postt

It's because admitting theyre a fag will change every last one of their relationships. It's better to be straight if you have something to lose

damn, you made me miss old Jow Forums...

I went through a phase where I thought I was bi until I tried jacking off to male porn
Turned out I was just desperate for affection and wanted to label myself as something that justified never having a gf and being soft spoken and effeminate

I think male bodies are more aesthetically pleasing but I'm only sexually attracted to female bodies

how about neither? sex is overrated and jerking off is unhealthy if you do it too much.

I have the opposite problem with guys. I don't like sucking dick or having it sucked, I want to be fucked until I can't walk. And it's hard to find a guy who doesn't want his dick sucked before fucking

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
*pzzzshst* faggot down, over.

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Traditionalist Bisexuality is the sexual orientation of the future. every White man of the house shall get a trap,bear and 2 wives and shall have 12 + children Hitler and stalin willing.
Heterosexuality and homosexuality are classist and kike constructs.

>Double the chances of rejection
>Double the virginity
I'm sorry.

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>so it's hard to find dudes who like a dynamic where they can get sucked off whenever they want
Do we not live on the same planet or something?
I honestly can not grasp the notion that it's hard to find men interested in getting pleasured at will without having to reciprocate. A significant amount of the relationship issues out there are based around the fact 1 takes and 1 gives instead of a more balanced dynamic. This also goes for sex.

I've never done anything with a guy, but if some dude was into sucking without getting sucked and it's done discretely, I'd be game.
Fuck, he could pass by any time he wants a dick in his mouth and I'd oblige.
Obviously having a woman into that would be even better, but so would winning a lottery jackpot, or suddenly getting magical superpowers - all about as unlikely.

I'm just going to assume posts like yours and are LARPs and don't actually exist, it's easier that way.