Hello again lads, continuing last week's RPG adventure. >what is this? A play by post RPG adventure. >isn't this /qst/'s domain? This board is for "hanging out" and creating original content. This thread does both, just as the christian poodle intended. >Can anyone join? As long as there is an open character, you are free to join and play as that character. >How do we play? I describe the current situation, you describe how you react. Certain actions require "rolling" dice to determine the outcome. THis is done using the last digit of your post as a 10 sided die. The degree of success of your attempt it determined by taking your roll + bonuses from the relevant stat, + any other bonuses or skills that matter, and the comparing this total to the target number of the task (you do not know this last part usually) >what are my stats? If you're familiar with Fallout's SPECIAL, it's essentially that, except under different names because I wanted to spell out AUTISMO Otherwise: Agility: For dodging, climbing, running, etc. LUck: For stuff that depends on chance, like getting rare loot or something. Tenacity: Strength of will. Determines ability to continue despite stress and injury. Intelligence: How good you are at figuring things out on the fly. Slyness: Charisma, how good you are at persuading people. Don't mistake it for cunning or anything, that's on you. Might: Physical strength. Observation: Ability to perceive and detect things.
Where we left off last time: The kingdom is plagued by undead, The party has learned that to stop the necromancer creating the undead, they have to venture north, beyond the mountains to an ancient forest, where they will find someone that can guide them to the necromancer's land.
Welcome aboard mate. I like doing these, but I need palyers. I don't know if I need to make the OP image more eye catching or something. Need at least 3 players, want to join?
Cameron Davis
Ok then user, im going to play Im going as Wojak Warrior
Christian Reed
Doomer must me a necromancer/warlock based class.
Mason Allen
ids time do stard :DDD
Adam Reyes
You start out back in town. You have aided in the defense of the town against the undead raid, and the local guard is grateful for your help. You should probably gather supplies and other stuff for your journey to the Ancient Forest up north. What do you guys do?
I ask the clerk for 5 days worth of tendies and a blank scroll
Sebastian Anderson
Buy food from the grocerie store
Luke Rogers
The Clerk gives you "5 days worth of tendies" and your scroll. that's 25 NEETBUX and the scroll is for free since he heard you helped out against the undead raid. Anything in specific you want? Or do i just give you bread and carrots and salted meats?
I (Boomer) walk up and give each party member a firm hand shake and ask to to join the party.
Eli Rivera
"Welcum fren, we were just about to head out"
Camden Wood
heh, the handshake always works.So where we headed and what we doing chaps?
Jose Rodriguez
You're already part of the party my dude. Last session, the party learned that to defeat the necromancer and stop the undead scourge, you have to go north beyond the mountains, and into an ancient forest where you will find someone that can help you. You can head out now, or do something else. Up to you guys. What do?
Matthew Butler
We are headed to the ancient forest friend, I think we shoud rest before we go there
"King Chadius and his fren Hijak wanted us to go to the unexplored lands beyond the mountains and find the man making the undead"
Noah Hughes
I check whats in my bag, and if I don't have arrows, monster, and a map I try to buy them. You young kids these days, no spunk, I think we should leave right after I pay.
Lincoln Cooper
Nah let's not bother doing that, that sounds stupid
Carson Moore
You have 30 arrows, 3 Monsters, and a map given to you by Hijack. who are you?
Nolan Rivera
I am the ranger and let's go through the woods because as an archer that is my comfort zone/area of expert tees
Julian Thomas
Can I get a list of spells I know? (roll for Intelligence)
Jace Lopez
Get out of here kiddo, impersonation's lame. I survey my map and using my superior boomer knowledge of physical maps, chart a path to the forest.
Jose Evans
Ok, but just wait i gotta buy a better sword and shield
How many money do i have? I need a sword and shield
Parker Cruz
"What's a car, fren?"
Brody Bennett
So ya'll ready yet?
Luis Nelson
Not now god dammit, my shield is too fucking short and my sword has the size of my dick
Dylan Perez
The woods are full of branches, surely one with strike your fancy it's that big idling red thing you're going to sit your ass inside buster, I ain't asking again
Nathaniel Harris
"So what's the plan, frens?"
Jayden Williams
Autismo beam: temporarily stun the target. Poopoo ball: Like a fireball except with shit instead of fire Summon fren: Summons some sort of creature to assist you with your current task. Hiki fort: temporarily create a magical box in which to hide from attacks. Some other stuff as well. Coming up with magic is kinda hard, so you can suggest stuff You have 500 BUX. A sword costs upward of 240. Choose your sword mate. We got pointy ones, long ones, curved ones,
you do know DM's have to come up with shit not just tell the people what their characters are doing, right? The characters go North into the woods.... oh sorry sorry... you need to hook them into interacting or investigating something now. Are they in the mountains going into the forest or did they just teleport past the mountains and have reached the forest.
Parker Cox
As you enter the forest, all is normal at first. The birds are chirping, the breeze is blowing, all that. Before you get too deep though, a large figure emerges from the treeline. A strange giant. He speaks to you: Strange Giant - "Who goes there? These forests sacred, poacher and tree cutter no welcome. Go before me smash you." What do? Computer froze and ddn't let me post the next scene.
"We cum as frens, we want to walk through the comfy forest like you do" (Roll for persuasion)
Leo Bell
notch and arrow and aim for his exposed neck
Blake Stewart
"No! shaman fren and good for forest!"
Jaxon King
*lowers Bow* Alright, you better know what you're doing, wizard
Jaxon Scott
im fucking dying laughing at this shit holy fuck
Ethan Bell
Rolled 4 - 1 from low slyness, totals 3. The giant seems unconvinced. Grug - "grug not know what you be, little green creature, but grug no trust green human. (points to Boomer) Grug think he poacher. speak poacher, what be you?"
*slinging his bow over his back the boomer cracks his knuckles and speedily waddles towards the stupid lazy giant*
Watch this, Wiz kid.
My Name is *Crrrsssssshkk, a monster is opened* but you can call me Boomer Ranger. Pleased to meet you, we all look forward to working with you. *Extends hand for a firm handshake*
Caleb Evans
Rolled 2, + 0 from Slyness, doubled from Handshake skill, Further buffed by using one (1) Monster. The giant is initially confused by the handshake, as he has never done anything like that before. After seeing Apu, who he believes to be a woodland creature like the ones he watches over, successfully stop you, and seeing the strange custom of the handshake, he deems that maybe you aren't a poacher after all. Grug - "Hmmmn. Grug thinks manthing not poacher. Stangers can enter forest now. " With that, he steps out of the way, and allows the party to continue through the forest. Before they continue, he gives a pat on the head to Apu and gives him a large pinecone. Grug - "Green creature, use pinecone to summon in time of need. Grug come help forest creatures." The party head further into the forest.
Jonathan Robinson
"Thank you fren! have comfy time in forest!" I say to the party "Lets get out of the range of the giant, then look at the map to find the next landmark"
Daniel Reyes
youtube.com/watch?v=pPWVfCtnGyg You trek through the forest and all is good for a while. After hiking for a few hours, you begin to feel hungry. As you stop tp check the map, you notice some bushes with what appear to be berries. There are 3 different types, Magenta, Orange, and Dark Blue. You can ignore them and continue, or perhaps take them. What do? Who's still with me btw?
"Boomer fren, do you know what these berries are? are they good?"
Tyler Perez
Nice armor on Wojack. I like how you made an accurate helmet, the rivets on the brigandine, and the joints on the arm.
Parker Ross
*folding up the map* "Well we're in the green blob and just need to keep pushing through... *turns to bushes* They remind me of Ultra Sunrise, Ultra Blue, Pipeline Punch... they should be good to eat" *boomer leans over blueberry bush and inspects them*
Oliver Green
This task requires both intelligence and observation. Rolled 4, + 0 from intelligence, +2 from Observation, and doubled because of your extensive ranger knowledge, you determine that the blue berries are safe to eat, the magenta ones are poisonous to most things, and the orange ones are also safe to eat, but very sour. Do you collect them?
Ryder Lee
I collect the blue berries and give the others their share and I eat some of the orange berries to curb my hunger, even though they suck
Zachary Cruz
*eats off of both the orange and blue bushes*
"these gay berries will add a little bite to my bark" *winking at comrades Boomer Ranger fills his empty Monster can with the poisonous magenta berries*
Aaron Rodriguez
Blue berries have been added to everyone's inventories. You feel less hungry, although they leave a bad taste in your mouth. You feel less hungry as well, and you keep the poison berries.
Now as you all continue, you reach the end of the forest and arrive upon a river. At the other side of the only bridge in sight there lies a large green creature. "FEED ME!" it shouts. It's large and wide body blocks the entire bridge. The only way through is through him. The river itself doesn't seem to be too deep, but the current seems to be rather strong. How do you continue?
I channel my frustration into an autistic rage that flows through my hands as a powerful spell *Castes Autismo beam* (Roll for Intelligence)
Gavin Reyes
*pulls an arrow out of quiver, dips it into the mouth of the poison berry can, pulling it back out stained magenta*
*Aims at the Trolls' center of mass, waiting for the stun to take effect before releasing*
Isaiah Ross
Rolled 10 + 5 from intelligence, the Troll is so completely overpowered by the beam that he practically enters a coma. Rolled 9 + 0 from Might, your arrow strikes him dead center, and poisons him. There is no fucking way the troll will recover from this.
"Lets get out of here, see if he has anything on him and get the arrow" I cross the bridge
Mason Williams
*chuckles as he jumps over the other side of the troll, pulling out the arrow now stained red* He won't be waking up anytime soon.
*begrudgingly pats down the troll for loot*
Camden Davis
You cross the bridge and Boomer recovers his arrow. This next area is mostly open field. You see the mountains ahead, and continue on. Except something is wrong. Roll for observation.
Grayson Lewis
*a glint of panic shines through boomers shades and he starts patting about his coat* Did I forget my keys???
*looks at Wizard and then about the surroundings*
Kevin Long
I look around first (Roll for Observation) and then I try to use my autism sense to find any magic disturbance (Roll for Intelligence)
Landon Stewart
Rolled 9 + 2 from Observation Stat, totals 7 Rolled 8 -2 from low Observation, totals 6 Rolled 8 +5 from INT totals 13
You see it high in the sky, a large creature blocking the sun. As it flies closer, you finally make out what it is: a Roastie! Foul creatures that prey on human men, and fly using their gigantic meat flaps. It's flying straight to you! Quick! Roll Agility to dodge the attack!
I try to dive to the side of its attack (roll for Agility) I ready a poopoo ball for the roastie to go toastie (Roll for Intelligence) *Caste poopoo ball*
Cooper Smith
*the smell hits Boomer the panic changing to disdain* Don't look directly at it Little guy, I've heard these things can turn a young man hard as stone *his quipping over Boomer attempts evasive maneuvers*
Henry King
youtube.com/watch?v=7GxNU-o1apQ The Roastie swoops down on you, talons out ready to skewer you. Since you saw it early on, dodging it shouldn't be too difficult. >Rolled 2 + 2 from agility, totals 4, You dive out of the way, narrowly avoiding the talons. The roastie continues flying and prepares for a second pass at you, they are persistent creatures. >dubs damn son. >Rolled 7, plus 5 from intelligence, doubled by dubs. totals 24. Apu expertly prepares and throws a gigantic turd at the roastie and hits it squarely in the face. The Roastie crashes down face first, breaking her neck. A second roastie appears. It's common for roasties to travel in groups, although they are not very cooperative with each other. In a panic from seeing her fellow Roastie slain so easily, she attempts a less direct approach: using her vile femoid magics to enchant the humans. Boomer, roll for Tenacity. Apu, your skill as the Happy Helper automatically gives a +1 to all tenacity checks.
"Your waifu will help you resist it's tainted charm fren!" (Use Happy Helper) "New fren, I summon you! *Caste Summon Fren* (Roll for Intelligence)
Brandon Gonzalez
Shouldn't you be married already little lady? *Boomer white knuckles his bow*
Lucas Morris
After this encounter mind if I hop in as Pepe? Since nobody else seems to be playing him
Nolan Lee
you can take over boomer if you want, I'm getting pretty tired
Julian Mitchell
*cracks knuckles riddled with arthritis* count me in
Nathaniel Clark
aight, enjoy
godspeed little wizard
Dylan Perez
Rolled 3 + 0 from tenacity + 1 from Apu, totals 4. Oh shit, Boomer is overcome with a strange feeling, like he can't hurt the vile creature, He is not yet under her full control though. Rolled 4, plus 5 from INT. Totals 9. You summon a big ass bear that begins attacking the roastie. Boomer regains control of himself. Time to finish off the vile creature.
"Boomer fren! you got this!" some words of encouragement
Daniel Ward
was pretty fun, thanks op. >>==RANGER OUT ====D
Kevin Allen
I fling a ball of poo at the vile roastie in a fit of rage *Caste poopoo ball* (roll for Intelligence)
Jacob Rodriguez
Rolled 5, plus 5 from INT, hits the roastie dead center. Also hit your bear unfortunately, but not too directly. The creature shrieks and spazzes about, only to collapse to the ground, apparently dying.
"Thanks kiddo, you got her" *Boomer grins and knocks an arrow just in case*
Caleb Hill
The danger is over and the bear teleports back to his woods. Everybody is tired now, specially Apu, after using so much of his magic. Set up camp, find somewhere else? WHat do?
Nathaniel Wright
"Thanks fren, let's get out of here and onto the next landmark" I walk in the direction we were headed, looking back to see the roastie stays down I look for any highpoints where roasties are likely to nest (Roll for Observation)
Easton Sanders
I try to find somewhere less exposed to set up camp
Nathan Gonzalez
"Say kiddo, we should probably set up camp, boy do I need to hit the hay. Let's take shifts for night watch"
Hunter Richardson
Rolled 4 -2 from low Observation skills, totals 2. You can't see anything. You approach the foot of the mountain and find a small cave surrounded by trees. It looks dry and comfy, it looks ideal to crash in for the night.
Ryan Miller
I stack some dry needles and sticks in a teepee shape ant the mouth of the cave, I conjure a small flame on my finger to ignite it, I take the first watch
