Shit you randomly say to yourself when you're alone

>Nobody loves you.

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>WAIFEN SHNEIDEN HUGLAN DEIXSEN
>schuflandefen? NEIN. zeiganlend? NEIN
>oh schofcanist, OH SCHOFCANIST.
just yelling this in a german accent, along with anything else I think sounds german and or is german, but mostly made up when I play games, especially when i'm being shot at/shooting at whilst in a plane in bf1

Negative self talk is very harmful, user. Look up strategies to help stop yourself from doing that, it's actually pretty easy and effective if you just make the choice to do it

Funny you should bring this up, user. I was just noticing this behavior in myself today.

>I hate being alive
>I'm gonna kill myself
>I have to kill myself
>I fucking hate being me
>I'm not good enough
>I want it to be over

I mutter all of these phrases when I'm alone throughout the day. Usually when I'm driving to work.

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I just speak to myself about what I need to do or remember, usually I have conversations with myself and I make myself laugh.

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>"Yet again, we prove ourselves a fool"
>"Another simple task ill preformed by us."
>"Love isn't real as we've never seen it."
>"Less then human idiot, you poor simple boob."

>Stop thinking
>Why are you so stupid?
>Why did you FUCK UP again?

>> Your gonna die alone
>> If you dont engage some things on your bucket list living will be more dreadful
>> Why dont you engage in all those skills and traits you found out about?
>> Am i going to die after poking my vain too hard with this needle?
>> How do i make quick cash?

Already fucked up ^ - 1)>

>Walk out into the street and blow your brains out.
>It's never going to happen for me, best to end it now.
>Skippety-doo
>Gotta make a plan, gotta make something happen for myself.

Just those things over and over.

>[online username] wants to blow his brains out

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haha I say these things too when I'm BEING FUCKING SPAWN KILLED BY A SHIT TON OF A FUCKING SNIPERS IN BATTLEFIELD FUCKING ONE, GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING YOU CAN JUST LITTERALLY JUST GO FUCKING OFF ME LIKE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NO ONE LOVES YOU PEICES OF SHIT SNIPERS WHO DO IT FOR THE GOD DAMN K/D THIS ISNT FUCKING COD
I also like to say
HOLY SHIT DONT YOU LOVE TO JUST FUCKING UNLOAD A MAGAZINE AT POINT FUCKING BLANK WHILST HAVING THE CROSSHAIRS IN THEIR FUCKING BODY ONLY FOR YOU TO DO 0 DAMAGE THEN THEY FUCKING 1 SHOT YOU WITH A SURPRESSED FUCKING PISTOL
or also another funny thing that I say is
GOD WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN AA GUN SHOOTING AT ME, IN THE FUCKING CAPTURED OBJECTIVE, HOW ARE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS ALLOWING THIS, WHERE THE FUCK IS HALF THE TEAM OF SNIPERS WHEN YOU FUCKING NEED IT HOLY SHIT LITTERALLY I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I CANT GO 5 SECONDS WITHIN SPAWNING IN A PLANE WITHOUT BEING FUCKING
DOWNED BY A FUCKING AA GUN

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humming the old german national anthem

"user is a bad person"

>I wanna go home
>I'm tired
I mainly say these things to dispel embarrassing thoughts

>remembering embarrassing moment from like 10 years ago
>"I am such a fucking faggot"
>"user you're a fucking retard"

I hum various different german songs, ww1, w2, eas german, west german, Russian, you name it

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hey i know this one too lmao
okay gimme your discord

>I'll do tomorrow
>Alright I'll get serious and actually focus now
>we'll figure it out eventually
never do anything but come here. I don't know why I keep pretending I'll do any other shit.

Nice this is my thread. Several times every day I go catatonic and start telling myself to kill myself, I want to die, end my life, etc. I don't get very creative so you can imagine.

I say I wanna go home too. Not really sure why, I guess I really just mean I want to be comfy.

Also
> fuck I'm such a fucking idiot
> fuck fuck fuck
> I regret everything
> I want to die
> I should have stayed home
> This is what I get for trying, I should never try

In no particular order
>I need a drink
>I need a fucking smoke
I don't actually smoke
>THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO DO
>I wanna die
>why am I alive
>would you kiss a girl who. . .
Then I stop the train of thought and begin abuse
>no one has ever desired you
>you deserve death
>detatch
>erase reality
>I wish I was fucking dead
>do you wish to live
>you don't belong here
>that's not for you
>no one has ever loved you
>kill yourself

Usually this Just simple stuff like "idiot, idiot, idiot" or "what a fucking retard". It's kinda complicated to explain when someone hears me, so I just say I was browsing my phone or something. I really need to make less noise

You sound like a pompous asshole, no wonder you have no friends

sometimes i'll just randomly yell

>I GOT POOPBUTT! DEHHHHHHHHHH!

Naana#0159

>"nobody cares"
>"I wish the world would burn"
>"she never loved you"
>(oneitis name)

Most of this is thoughts rather than things I say out loud, but sometimes they slip out.

>Thats not a very healthy thought..
>Why am I putting so much effort into a shitty fantasy that would never happen in real life? This is sad.
>Shhhhhh
>Can you two stop arguing?
>Alright shut the fuck up.
>Anyways...
>What the fuck was I doing?
>Where the fuck was I going?
>This idiot spent too long talking to me and I zoned out. Just nod and say uh-huh
>No no no dont think about that *imagine erasing a chalk board*
>Im so fucking bored
>You shouldnt say things like that out loud, people are going to think youre fuckin crazy.
>I. You said we, you meant I
>I miss cuddling
>I cant see. Focus.
>No, I wont go hit that guy. Why are you such an asshole?

If it wasnt painfully obvious, I talk to myself way too much.

>slaps face a couple times
>fucking retard get it together idiot FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAHHHHHBB

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>feels phone buzz
>"shut the fuck up"

Life could be worse, it will get better.

>fucking idiot
over and over and over at the wall

>I don't deserve life
>I'm repulsive and disgusting
>I am not entitled to, nor deserve love
>The world would be a much better place if I was never born
>My presence is offensive and to even consider asking someone out is basically sexual harassment
>At least I'm better than most incels because the only person I hate is myself for being a worthless excuse for a subhuman

You should go on a roof of a tall building and go to the very edge and decide if your life if worth it then, if not jump. I hope you die if you do jump.

what is the wisdom in this post? if you don't think your life is worth much you should die?

>bobble dooble

I say this shit like 40 times a day, I'm a rrtard

>strings of profanity
>nothing else
>all the time

I would if I wasn't such a fucking coward

>>At least I'm better than most incels because the only person I hate is myself for being a worthless excuse for a subhuman

just stop with this, you're just making anti-incels look pathetic, you are an incel idiot.

At least I can except when a problem is my fault and not blame it on others like a retard

pathologically blaming yourself is a not a good thing

I say some pretty depreciating stuff but I always deliver it in a jolly and fun way. SO just imagine the following being said pleasantly, confidently and with a smile. (Even though I do mean it)

>God you're an awful human being, when the fuck are you just going to end it?
>Good morning shit head, ready for another day of pain?
>When the fuck are we gonna kill ourself..? Huh?
>Get ready, get ready.. *checks phone, nothing* BOOM! Called it!
>My life's falling apart and i'm STILL smiling!
>I wonder when i'm just gonna burst and kill someone? Hopefully soon, and hopefully it's myself.

And this is just from today. Later tonight i'm gonna be asking whether or not I should kill myself.

I didn't say that, I was saying it's your choice and I hope you choose to live because when you're looking at death face to face you might realize that you do deserve life because it is very valuable and no matter how much it sucks it could be better and you want to live long enough to experience it.

Still better than blaming others for your own problems

A lot of people hurting here tonight. I get it. Like sucks right now, I've been there honestly, until I realized that the way I was living my life wasn't working. So I changed. I had to change. I began talking to myself in front of a mirror. I always thought that speaking properly made a good impression. I did this until my tendency to stutter no longer presented itself. This alone helped my self esteem immensely.
Cont?

why is it better? if you can't effectively blame others you're at a loss.

>shikata ga nai
>okaeri, anata. gohan desuru? ofuro, desuru? soredemo...wa-ta-shi?
>braaaaap
>milk truck just arrived

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I hope you don't, keep smiling user.

Because at the end of the day, they're the pretty ones and I'm the repulsive tard

How can I blame them for preferring an attractive cool chad over some schmuck like me?

you can use your mind to soften the blow for why you couldn't make it in life so you're not just there beating yourself up, and these people do not care if you do that to yourself or if you try to be moral, these normies don't care if you die, you don't owe them good behavior or what you think is noble. You can blame the the world even christians do that.

underrated post

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I often use "we" instead of "I" due to talking to myself for quite some time.
>How many days are we going to let pass without accomplishing anything?
>What a fucking waste of resources we've become.
>Why do you moan about being lonely, but isolate yourself? Why can't you DO something?
>Maybe we should have killed ourselves last year.

>I want to die
>but I don't want to hurt my family
>I wish I had never been born
>I don't want to go to work
>I don't want to go out
>I wish my boss would just leave me alone
>My life is meaningless
>You are weak
>I am tired
>What's the point of any of this
>Nobody knows the real you
>Don't bring others down with you, keep it to yourself

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I always repeat phrases or words that I hear in anime, and now I unironically say yare yare to myself whenever im stressed out, tired, or whatever. Im afraid that I will accidentally say it in front of other people and they will look at me like im crazy.

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>cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
>growling like a dog
>tick tick tick tick tick
>ora wa ora wa ora wa
other ocd shit added to that too

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I wish I was a japanese girl instead of a tranny spic

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>why does it have to be like this?
>you could be someone else, why are yourself rather than someone else?
>they forgot already. for god sake..
>I'm waiting for something that's not coming
>I hope the world ends before getting any shittier
>I wish I was smarter
>I need that gun
>you deserve to be pathetic
>you should be doing something
>seek motivation
>*hums cleric beast theme*

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>kill yourself
>what is wrong with you?
>you are a worthless piece of shit

I didn't realize negative self talk was an actual thing. I get that it exists and that people do it but I didn't realize it actually had an impact or was deemed a symptom of something.

>you're fucking gonna get better
In reference to an illness I've been suffering for the past 6 months. I don't even know if I believe I will anymore.

>Time Dr Freeman is it really that time again?

>shut up faggot
>that'll never happen
>stop being gay

I fantasize about dating women a lot, when I catch myself doing it i say this shit and more.

shit i say to myself when nobody else can hear
>shut up faggot
>they know you're retarded
>nobody really likes you, they just pity people they think are autistic
>fucking nigger
>fucking kill yourself
>i wanna fucking die
>i wont attempt suicide because i know i'd get the job done

>God, I love life
>Thank God I exist

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>"No wonder they always leave you."

My mom keeps asking why I'm talking to myself at 3 am every night. How can I tell her it's because I have no friends to talk to?

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>what's the point
>jesus christ you're pitiful
>honestly just fucking end it you coward

be closet gay gf

>God kill me
>Jesus Christ please kill me
>what's wrong with you

[pterodactyl screeching]
[assorted autistic shrieks]

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>What's up? How was your day? Are you good?

>"For fucks sake."
>"Goddammit, fuck me up the ass."
>"Uuuuugggghhh so fucking stupid."
>"You fucking whores/niggers/bitches/faggots/kikes."
>"Yeah, fuck you too assholes."
>"Just fucking kill me already."

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