Psychic Readings

What's your method? Cards, mirrors, guts...?

What will end up being my real profession in life?

When will I finally get a vasectomy to stop myself from adding more humans to this shitty world?

What's the point of going on like this? Day to day living, it's all so stressful and... I'm not sure if I wanna live anymore.

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I'm not too old now?
Will she ever be friends with me again?

Yes and no.

We all die alone.

What wife

Reality has no secrets. The way of things is right in front of you.

I prefer cards, but the reading of omens is an all-consuming art

I might be able to tell you. What is your star-sign and what is your favorite flavor of soda

You haven't added a single human to this world

You are not yet living until you live in the face of your fears

What is my sexual orientation? I'm female.

How am I gonna survive the next 3 weeks
Im in some really really deep shit and I dont know if I'll be able to climb out of it this time

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Post tits or gtfo
also timestamp

When will i get my gf

Will I live past 25
Will I marry my bf
Will I lose weight
pls help

Is there hope for life or consciousness after death of the human body?
Are there some greater entities out there monitoring us?

is my gf THE ONE????

You'll have to reach out.

The passions of the flesh are willful and fickle. They do not discern one soul from another.

Keep your head about you. An unexpected ally will soon reveal themselves.

Would that I could.

Winter. December, most likely.

You will live past 25, I assure you. You will not marry that man, or at least, he is not your destined partner. Losing weight is your decision, not mine.

I am no preacher. Merely a humble psychic.
As for greater powers than you or I, this is assuredly so.

Can I truly hold back the night? Has It already Fallen?

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I want my government mandated big titty gf now

Will I marry my fiance? Will I have kids with him?

How will I perform on my test tomorrow?

I.... think so. Huh.

You are not the first to try and turn the tides of time.
You will not be the last. I am sorry.

That is not my department.

You will definitely have kids. Eventually.

Admirably. Don't stay up too late again.

Will I ever reach even half of my creative potential or am I doomed to an innocuous mediocrity without the gift of resources or social capital?

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There is.... someone here. Just now, just a moment ago. Someone with a foul aura.
Show yourself.

You will find moderate artistic success, but to no real acclaim. I am sorry.

Who? Me? If so, sorry.

how big is my dick? huh?

Define "artistic success"... do you mean aesthetic success or moderate notability?

Will I regret trying to hold it?

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>Don't stay up too late, again

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Should I go artistic or business mode to get my bank account actualized

will HE ask me to marry him?

Any interesting events for my future?

what number between 1 and 10 am i thinking of?

will i become a single wagecuck or a serial killer with my wife?

will i ever be truly happy and comfortable?

I feel that my couple is cheating on me, is it true?

will i choose the left hand path or right hand path?

and before you go acusing me of cheating

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I meant notability. Aesthetics are purely subjective, though I'm sure you've great skill.

This is another case of asking me what you think. Regrets are a choice.

I'm.... not sure what the question is.

Yes. But not as soon as you'd like.

Wonders await you.

I consult with the winds of fate and hidden spirits. I am not a number generator.

Yes.

I think so

Left, I believe.

>I consult with the winds of fate and hidden spirits. I am not a number generator.
it was 5, you suck at this

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Pretty vague, but will I ever find someone I can truly confide in?

Can I topple the tower? Will it come to crush me?

Will I ever see B again?

Does she still likes me?

damn left huh

Will I ever fulfill that which i dream of?

Will I be able to become a CNM?
Is that career a good fit in your opinion?
Should I join the Navy/Marines as medical personnel? Can I still manage a family while serving?
Sorry about those, kind of at a crossroads, of course I'm gonna work it out myself but just for the fun
Will I end up with one of my current desired partners, if so what's their initial?
Do others truly enjoy my company?
Will my sister end of making it well for herself in music or art like she wants?

when will i die?
i know you'll get this one wrong

will i ever get a boyfriend who cuddles with me? and no, the one I'm with right now doesn't count, someone else.

I cannot tell.

It is possible, but I do not believe you are the one to do it.

You will see her again. But she has moved on from you.

It is indeed possible. However, only you have the power over your own choices.

You mind is in turmoil. This muddies the waters of time.
Clear your mind. Calm yourself. Ask me but a single question.

Can the winds of fate be defied?

Will I ever find a purpose in life? Something that gives me happiness? Something to live for / to die for. Been empty for a long time now, it's getting harder and harder day by day. I feel it's only a matter of time before I lose the war at this rate.

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Will anything interesting ever happen to me? I know people say that you have to take the initiative and make your own life exciting and that it's very unlikely for something to fall on your lap, but I'm hoping that I'm that .1% of something intriguing occurring.
I'm tired of this mundane life of repetitive actions that will lead to nowhere. Nothing, even video games, capture my attention anymore.

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Guide me, tell me something

OP
Will I find another, more fulfilling than her?
Has she really detached herself completely from me?

Ive tried others, but none who dare, seem to compare.

I'm really just asking you if I should move on without looking back anymore

I'm an Aquarius, favorite soda flavor is ginger

Will i become a disciple of chaos?

hmm Does my ex fiancee love me or hate me

OP, gentle oracle, will I ever be with my beloved? Or is it not to be?

Will my reputation be a good one?

Can I even take one pebble off the mountain?

Spring. Possibly Autumn, but I'm fairly certain it will be Spring.

Yes.

Of course.

You can. But you must find it, and most importantly, you must choose it. Nothing can be gained without sacrifice.

It can happen. Only if you are open to it. You must seize the chance when it arrives, for it will not last.

Listen to your father. He has said something profound that you have forgotten.

She can make you happy. You have to commit. Either to her or another, but you must commit to find the happiness you seek.
Your sign is a powerful one.

If you wish it? Again, I cannot make choices for you.

The one you think of? No. But you may yet find another whom you call 'beloved'.

Not good, the way some are. But far, far from a bad one.

When will you stop pretending to be psychic?

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When will I get a new job?

what is my destiny? Is it to be nothing in life or achieve greatness and become truly happy?

Should I stay or should I go?

originalio

how much time till i find a gf?

will I get the coverage I need and leave this horrible state?

>tfw she answered everyone but me

Will i ever be happy?

Original as fuck

Alright, should I join the military as medical?

Not a Psychic here, but been there.

Don't. Go intel, or bust.

Idk if you're still here, what does my ex think of me. Her initial is M

How many degenerates will I get rid of? How much can I add to rising fire?

>but I will do my best to tell you all that I can.

when will i next get laid

Aprox how many years until I finally kill myself?

when is the next school shooting?

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>Aprox how many years until I finally kill myself?

it will happen in two days and you will livestream it on youtube.

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>Will I ever see B again?

In court.

>Does she still likes me?

showing her your penis in broad daylight while she unlocks her car,...probably not...

>What wife
So I'm going to die alone then?

Thanks for the you man. I've heard medical to not be so bad as grunt and you still get to live a somewhat interesting military life. Sorry to question, I've just only heard the shills they sent to highschools' side of the story. good thing I decided to go to college first

Either Commission, or stay out.

Will I live a fairly long life? Been paranoid lately about illness for some reason.

Yes. But it may be hard.

Never.

Less than a year.

I cannot divine any man's entire destiny. But you have the capability for greatness, and goodness. Far more than others.

You will meet your destiny either way. This is an ancient and terrible choice, made by many before you. It is not to be taken lightly.

Three years, give or take

Eventually. But you don't need coverage to leave.

What was your question? I assume it was vulgar

Yes.

For the millionth time, I cannot make decisions for you. But down that path lies a righteous future. To remain is safer, but with less renown.

Your ex still loves you, in her own way. But she is moving on. As should you.

Before the year is out. Don't be weird.

Godwilling, you will not. It is a vile, sorrowful thing.

Near New Years. This year.

Nonsense. Do not abandon hope.

No. You'll make it past fifty, but not to eighty.

What should I do to stop the emptiness and the anger that is consuming me ight now?

What actions can I take to ensure that you end up in great pain?

Also, will I live through the coming of the night?

Will i be financially successful?

I was the guy who asked about the ex. I'm actually talking to a new girl now. I'm not 100% over her but I'm getting there, thanks my dude

Will I drop out of college?

What does my future look like? I will I ever get my life back on track?

Oh, I got one! I applied for 2 jobs to work for the state. They said it could be 4 to 8 weeks to hear back. It's approaching 8 weeks with no reply from either job. I felt I did pretty good in the interview, and they said my resume "looks great". People say state jobs can take even longer than this to hire, but I am getting worried. Should I just move on, or should I hold out hope of getting either one of these 2 positions?

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Fine, I'll bite.

Should I ask her out? It might be too early, but it's kind of push-comes-to-shove now.

will I get a gf?

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