How is Chris' story going to end?

How is Chris' story going to end?
Suicide?
Killed by Megan's K98?

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He's probably going to waste away, I don't know if he'll know how to take care of himself once debt collectors come.

>Chris
-tina

He'll die homeless or in a mental institution, I'm sure. He's obviously not capable of making responsible decisions and his mother seems to be the deteriorating brains of the outfit. When she's gone, he'll blow his remaining money on dumb shit. He'll sell what he has but it won't be enough to survive off of, especially since he'll spend the money on a $50 pair of Adidas that he'll immediately destroy.

>tfw all this catastrophic thinking

fuck, I hate how Chris is more emotionally free than most of Jow Forums. He left his room, why can't
I?

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>yfw Chris could make a shit ton more money selling shItty drawings, shItty clay figurines, and shItty who knows what else combined with regular patreon donations than you could doing anything of equal complexity

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Yeah but you can say "well at least I'm not Christian Weston Chandler"

Holy shit he's still alive?

>He
>He's
>He'll
>Himself
>Him
Come in, at least show enough to respect CHRISTINE'S pronouns! He goes by the She/her pronouns, now she some respect!

whats he been up to lately? last I checked he was getting kicked out for groping people at that convention

yeah but that's like saying "Man those freaks in the carnival sure have it made, they get food, board, and travel just for sitting around all day"
Be thankful that you're a functioning human being who hasn't fallen so far that people want to patronize you for being autistic

>Megan's K98
???

Tell me more.

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He just posted a video of him jacking off while singing all star by smash mouth

yup, that sounds like him

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Chris thinks reality is about to merge with his imagination.
Megan is a key to all of this because Chris believes she is a deity.
He was planning to take Barb and the cats to visit Megan, but he eventually decided to hold off after learning she owns a lot of German milsurp (as she is a massive Kaiseraboo)

it won't matter when the dimensional merge happens, she's going to be taken care of by rosechu

Chris Chan has plot armour irl
Nothing bad will ever happen

He's probably going to live a long time, until old age, completely oblivious to any of this shit. He'll have lived a happier life than any of us, ironically.

>He'll have lived a happier life than any of us, ironically.
i've figured out how to use my autism to be perpetually happy and carefree like him but the only problem is i'm not a manchild and i have fucking bills to pay
i wish i could live like chris
we all do

>i've figured out how to use my autism to be perpetually happy and carefree like him but the only problem is i'm not a manchild and i have fucking bills to pay
This is how I see Leftists in my city living. Paycheck to paycheck, spending it on food and fads, just not caring about anything. Hedonism really does show that ignorance is bliss.

yeah it's retarded. they all whine about it being so hard to save money and shit when literally all you have to do is practice a tiny bit of self-control. like just try a little bit and you'll be good.

Where can I find this vid of Chris and smash mouth

Homeless Saga will begin sometime in 2019...
Chris will probably never be able to post on the internet again.
Or he will use library's like Terry Davis.

if chris figures out how to survive in the streets it will prove that nobody who whines about anything has any excuses for failing, ever

When his mom dies people will probably get his patreon up to what covers just his rent and food.

Hopefully suicide. I pray he doesn't end up in some kind of home, as it will be ambiguous as to what happened to him after that. At least with suicide, you'll know he'll do something autistic with it, and it will be a definite, known end.

He will find the Road and become the faggiest traveler that ever was. He'll be the least autistic faggot at the national Rainbow Gathering. He will then say, "Fuck you, pay me," because he heard someone else say it and get clobbered. He'll end up in a body bag somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.

Chris is so far gone mentally, and its kind of a good thing because its like a puppy being put out of his misery.. He now lives in a Utopia in his own head with his own lore and is now impenetrable by trolling which is good since he already has a brutal resume with it.. Chris is a piece of shit i know but its time for him to catch some slack finally

yeah food is real hedonistic brah

What happens on January 1st 2019 when the dimensional merge doesnt happen?

What if the dimensional merge does happen boys? Do we die or what?