Alright bots, I recently tried drinking after being a straight edge my entire life. What liquor tastes good by itself?

Alright bots, I recently tried drinking after being a straight edge my entire life. What liquor tastes good by itself?

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jagermeister imho

Liqueur is literally made to taste good by itself

Some of the pre mixed stuff, its generally pretty girly but if you don't care about that have at it. Things like Vodka cruisers or whatever.

Most beers and whiskeys can be an acquired taste but I do recommend giving them a shot, its nice to broaden your palette.

This, Jaeger is very drinkable and still has a pretty high ABV so you'll get drunk.

fucking sissies in this thread. islay scotch whiskey with a drop of water is the only reasonable choice.

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I have your picture saved on my phone. I enjoy it.

Jager is more of a liqueur than a liquor, desu.
If you're not used to drinking, any liquor is probably going to just burn the fuck out of your throat. Your best bet is to get some mid shelf vodka and mix it into either cranberry juice, orange juice or lemonade in a 40%/60% vodka to juice ratio.
If you want to go straight liquor though, just get some decent scotch with a couple ice cubes. Don't try to chug it or treat it like a shot: it's meant to be sipped.

maybe in 5-10 years i'll have the sophistication to fetishize my whiskey by activating its flavor with a drop of water, but not now man

all alcohol tastes like trash, especially if you wanna get smashed

just mix it or wash it down with something

Would it be gay to just drink out of a bottle of peach schnapps? I intend to get good and wasted at my chad friend's next party. I tried whiskey and moonshine, didn't really care for either.

rum or whisky

the first 3 or 4 shots might burn but then they just keep getting better

vodka is better for mixing or chasing imo (any fruit juice will do)

if you want an example brand, try kraken rum. It's 47% but surprisingly smooth for its strength

it is cliche but cliche for a reason, drink whiskey

enjoy slurping down your oversweetened herbal medicine then

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Just throw a few back and soon it will all taste like water.

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Yeah she is pretty qt.
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>Would it be gay to just drink out of a bottle of peach schnapps?
I personally wouldn't care, depends on your friend group as to whether they'll call you a fag I guess. Be aware that schnapps will knock you on your ass especially if you haven't really drunk much before.

If its for a wedding I'd consider what some other anons have suggested, get yourself a mid tier bottle of whiskey and have it over ice. Just sip at it and pace yourself, you'll still get drunk but its easier to keep it steady and you're less likely to make a fool of yourself or throw up everywhere. Also looks cooler.

I don't think they'd call me a fag, not like I'd really give a shit anyway. As far as pacing myself goes, I had a good idea of when of I'd had enough. I was feeling pretty comfy after a solo cup of whiskey and coke, so I decided that was enough. Want to go further just to see where it takes me.

It all tastes bad, honestly

Just keep in mind stuff like schapps where it tastes like candy makes it real easy for you to get smashed because you keep drinking before you realize how intoxicated you actually are.

I remember drinking peach schnapps with gold leaf around a trashcan fire in the forest

We stole it from this rich girl's birthday party we crashed that night

It was a weird night. I grabbed a bottle of crown royal and some 19yo karate black belt stole it from me and sprinted right as we split ways in a public park

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Drink Apple Cider

No, drink pear cider.

Smoke weed and listen to reggae. Its better than alcohol if youve been straight edge your whole life.

Hello OP, alcoholic here. Don't. I've stayed away from hard liquor for years due to overdoing it multiple times in the past, I stick to beer, one of my best friends.

That said, I seem to remember that Jager and certain whiskeys are tasty, as has been said. I seem to remember Beefeater tasting like bitter tree sap, and other lower-shelf gins being along the same lines. I didn't fuck with tequila much but she had this saucy tang to her. This one bitch, some chocolate bitch, gave me the worst experience of my life. A time or two I had a fifth of this or that.

it all tastes like poison and misery. what made you want to break sobriety?

The better question is why keep it? What has being sober ever done for anybody?