Is there an enclave of unemployed college drop out chads somewhere in every city. Asking because I'm above average looking at 6'5" and I get next to no matches on this program. I've been to all the local universities at my State (Nebraska) and I find every other guy ugly and skinny where as I'm tall and muscular.
Is someone making fake profiles? Why are there so few matches on this site? Alot of my mates and peers complain about the same thing for both bumble and tinder.
Maybe you have an ugly face.
No ugly face here senpai.
>Nebraska
bitches dont have to try there. a thin girl is instantly +2
Doesn't Nebraska have the highest concentration of people of Scandinavian descent in America? I'd assume the women there are pretty attractive. Or was that North Dakota.
maybe you just seem boring as shit?
its the midwest in general and yes. hot in school but mid 20s they are all blow out spare the ones who dont guzzle bud light.
>have a few matches on both apps
>often don't know how to start conversations besides the initial one
>feel like I'm boring as hell
>don't know when I should ask about meeting up
Are you swiping everyone or only the hottest girls?
My photos include me holding four of my dogs, at a bar drinking with friends, at a music festival, climbing a mountain, and scuba diving. I dont see how my photos are boring. Again I dont get matches so I cant get an opportunity to talk.
Everyone.
Literally everyone and no matches. On tinder every four or so matches I'll swipe left to fuck the algorithm.
I mean your profile info, if that's a thing on bumble, never used it.
Anyone can do any of those things dude, it doesn't make you intriguing. Also sounds like you're a little too functional to be posting this on r9k, maybe try Jow Forums or something.
Bitches dont read profiles stop lying
Bumble sucks. They keep the inactive profiles in rotation no matter how long they may have not used the app. You may be seeing profiles that haven't been touched in weeks, months even.
You should update and write Libshits (Kansas) on the bottom
Explain tinder then. Im on it too.
And ffs why is everyone in Nebraska married at age 19 or a fat single mother? Everyone whose 20 looks a decade older and I'm only 26 and still look 18. What is in the water here? I need to fuck off to Colorado or something.
I can't explain tinder, but what I can confirm is that it has way more users than bumble. My experience is probably way more different from yours as I live in NYC.
You don't start conversations on bumble. It's up to the girl.
Maybe you look like a nice guy queer. I'm a 5'8" manlet and I get matches with one selfie and a blank profile. Get fucked, ugly tallfag.
>tfw get matches but they never amount to anything once I ask them out
What's up? Anything wrong with my profile
Nice larp faggot but I'm the guy that dunk your fat ass in the toilet in highschool
oh I know that, I didn't specify this but I was also thinking about trying to keep conversations going.
Tindering while being a ugly mutt
That violates the first rule of online dating
You have to be white and tall
I've fucked two white chicks from tinder already fammy, just wondering if the winter weather is hindering my results lately
Nope its your skin
Ugly fat chicks dont count
Post your matches? Here's mine from a while back.
Also, what's your guy's opinion on keeping matches vs deleting them all when they stop responding/flake? I found I get a lot more matches when I delete everyone and start fresh.
>Use Tinder
>Get my first match
>Find out she's only just boosting instagram followers
FUCKING WHOOOORE.
>Other match is pretty decent, has a nice body but has a shaved head.
>Is really into me
Looks like I'm fucking a bald chick bros.
hello there ricky
yep fat ugly white women
Not him but I only see one fat girl.
>Still hasn't posted his matches
BTFO
>doesn't talk to the nigger and fat chick
Based and redpilled
hol up did you really pay money for this app like what
>Anything wrong?
No, mostly people who are socially awkward will resort to online dating and when it comes down to it they'll bail because of their social anxiety. You just have to be lucky.
Lucky. I like chicks who look good with shaved heads. My 2nd gf rocked that shit.... miss that dumb whore.
Dan and Kayla are fat
Mikas a bigger
Maddie and Hannah look like transexuals
>Using Tinder or fucking Bumble
I've gotten way more matches on OKC.
>Maddie looks like a transexual
>t. I have never seen a woman in my life
Men don't have hips like that, pipe down already pipsqueak
>it's another Chad humblebrags to Jow Forums episode
*scrolls down*
Roast these, I'm curious lmao
As someone who has lived in Nebraska, I can vouch for females there being distressingly fat in general as this user has suggested. About the only consistently thin girls around are the Somalian immigrants. If you go out where the other humans are everyday for a week, you might see two girls who actually turn your head.
>Scandinavian descent
>attractive
>Bix
Yeah, she sounds like she fucks black guys
Too many photos.
Bix sucks black dick
Amys fat
Claudia is a tennesee 7 la 0
The other two are shitskins
not impressed call me when you get attractive white girls
How the fuck do you get matches and manage to fuck ONE chick from tinder.
Where's your matches tho
i told you i have no matches
Oof, yikes. Sorry dude.
Alexa cuts herself, has daddy issues, and only looks good under a pound of male-up. Probably gets drunk on wine then makes posts on twitter about feminism and tacos and thinks that it makes her quirky.
Claudia is socially awkward and has a bunch of skeletons she'll slowly let out with lies of omission. By the time you figure out she's absolutely bonkers you're locked in and emotionally invested.
Amy is fat and has ugly, tiny lips that aren't even as wide as her nose. So she's trying stick out her tongue to seem quirky but it's actually to hide it. Probably has dumb physical expectations for guys that she omits for herself.
Monica is an insecure beta female who used to pick on nerds in high school because her clique leader did it. Now that she got pumped and dumped by a bunch of chads, she's pretending to be a nice girl to attract weak beta males who she'll emotionally abuse and gas light while she cheats on him.
Bix identifies as a gender fluid individual and gets upset over really stupid shit.
You're a retard if you didn't get the Bix joke.
Why did you write this out user
so you understand that your taste in women is nothing to be proud of
Bumble is weird famalam, I get the lowest response rate on there by far. Since the girls on tinder and the like are looking for casual sex I think the girls are on bumble are looking to get married or something.
ah so they see me as someone who smashes and passes?
Because I'm waiting for my chicken to cook and also because it's true. Also, Claudia's favorite book series is Harry Potter. Probably has her Facebook quiz assigned house on her profile.
Just pretend she has cancer and you're doing her a favour
Or someone they would rather smash and dash with on tinder. Thats the only thing I can think of to explain bumble.
i mean then why not just swipe right on me on bumble? how do i look more like a provider? should i get rid of all my shirtless photos?
Because women do things that don't make sense.
>shirtless pics
kek if you're on bumble with your nips out you are definitely not reading the room correctly
I'm surfing and in a halloween costume. Its not exactlly shirtless photo in front of my mirror.
some girl called me out and i said fuck you im proud of my body and imma wear whatever the fuck i want and if you have a problem you can suck my dick since then i have #freethenip on my profile
if they can be shirtless why cant i
I like your style, user. Roasties btfo
Isn't bumble filled to the brim with bots?
I've had a lot of luck with bumble. I don't know why but I get matched with some insanely hot girls too, pic related. If you're decent looking work and you're struggling on there change your pictures. I'd also suggest to make sure to message the girls when they message you, no matter what. I think there's something in the algorithm that if you don't you're not shown as much if you get unmatched or ignore them a lot.
Jesus, how? I've tried out Bumble for a week because female friends said I'm handsome and I actually believed them. So far literally 0 matches and most of the girls I see are nearing the wall in their late 20s.
>install bumble
>required to send a selfie copying a particular pose to have the account verified
>uninstall
really scraping the bottom of the barrel arent you. i guess we all get desperate though lol
All dating apps are a waste of time if you're not Chad. Might as well just delete the app from your phone.
>super liked all of them
>Be in rural area.
>Download Tinder/ Bumble because only way to meet women.
>Message all 5 (out of 30 total women in a two hour radius of me) who interest me.
>No response.
Hahahaha......
They caught me with an 50% off offer and I had a bunch of girls outside my range who had liked me.
They were all fatties or single moms but it is nice to see who has liked me.
>Take pics from my left side
>Look like a child
>Take pics from my right side
>Look like I have Schwarzenegger jaws and actually a bit hansom bond guy vibe
Oh wow I've only been taking selfies from the left side since it is easier to push the button. Hotties here I come!
I had a girl skip me on bumble since I was too tall according to her (6'6) but then I matched with her on tinder later and she told me about that stuff. OP maybe you're too intimidating to some of the girls.
Hurts to see. I remember using my daily super like for a while. Only to come to the conclusion that even though a girl is more likely to match you, most of the time they don't respond to your message anyway.