>went to a hooker during june
>kissed her, licked her pussy, ate her ass, got a bj and fucked her - the usual
>went to around 20 other girls since then
>most were bad
>went to the one again
>ate her ass for 5 minutes straight
>"it's not your first visit, right?"
>mfw a hooker recognized me and my ass-eating skills
Hooker recognized me
Do you not care about disease or what
>putting your mouth on a hooker's pussy and ass
dude why
Might as well put your mouth on a fucking sewage pipe
Congrats, have a cookie
You make a smell test beforehand. And hookers here are really clean. Legal prostitution is awesome.
>actually choosing to eat ass
I want to live a fulfilling life. And eating ass turns me on. Not into scat though. But I had several thai ladyboys come in my mouth. I spat it out.
>smell test
you can't be this retarded..
I'm not retarded. I licked dozens of pussies and assholes and never caught anything.
You ate a hookers ass
You trolled yourself
kek op enjoy your stds
To be fair some of us are into eating pussy and ass.. and the only women we can get are hookers.
So theres not much of alternative, you have to take the risk.
Isn't the point of hiring a hooker is so that you can pleasure YOURSELF, I don't get why you would go all the way to eat her out
Because eating pussy and ass is a huge turn on and getting turned on is pleasurable, duh
This.
I enjoy licking their butt and seeing the disgust in thier face. Sometimes they enjoy it. I get hard just thinking about licking another teen asshole.
Eating pussy is pretty fun but would be pretty gay doing it to a whore
Why? Random girls won't let me eat them out.
Maybe she recognized you because you ate her ass ?
deepest lore
literally
>he can't tell how fresh a pussy is by smell
Did your parents teach you nothing
>random girls won't eat him out
hahahahahahhahahahah
this fucking guy right here
That's what I've been thinking. Should've asked her to see her reaction. Maybe next time. I'll eat her ass again if I don't find a better one.
Well at least your situation wasn't like kine
I shared it before but some random is obsessed with my sex life, im assuming he wants to disapprove asexuality because he's desperate to disclaim me
>Eat hooker's ass
>Eat hooker's pussy
That is fucking gay and disgusting. And that is coming from a guy who frequents pro-dommes for futa roleplays.
>licked her pussy, ate her ass
Enjoy throat cancer, OP. Nasty fuck
eating ass is pretty straight forward user it just takes a little endurance and resolve sometimes.
I get where you're coming from but I wouldn't be proud of licking a hooker's disease ridden asshole.