Hello Jow Forums welcome to Bumstead's Flower Shop! I want to find your perfect flower...

Your best golden flower, cobba.

Here you are johnny

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hahaha, what a flower Bumstead!

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Hows this?

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Give me something that looks like it doesn't belong on this planet.

Cheers, poof

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Welcome m8

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Thenk you, very useful

Hi bumstead, how are you doing today?
Its rainy today, got something that fits the mood? Preferably white if its not a inconvinience.

May I ask why you asked for them?
I'm doing fine. let me see if I have something.

How are you doing?

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Experiments of course.
To eventually conq- i mean save the world...

My favourite colour's red. Find me something, stud

Ah I see, Well as we all know the first step is to conquer. I'd start with Sealand just to test things.
How's this?

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I love it. Thanks Bumstead ya cooked cunt

glad you like ya pooftah.

It's beautiful, thank you!
Things are going alright on my side even though it somehow feels like the calm before the storm. I guess time will tell

Hopefully things go well.

Indeed

bump(stead)

nice.

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Since Johnny didn't ask, a dozen red roses please

Here you go.

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I want a 100% white, American flower that knows the smooth, dry taste of Strong Zero.

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Hey Bumboy~, can i get something incredibly lethal and alluringly beautiful?

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tanks ;3

Can I get a sad little sunflower?

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One moment.
Yes you can.
Your welcome :^3
I can try.

Hows this?

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Is there a spider in that flower?

Very nice. The White Community of America (100%) thanks you kindly.

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Don't consume this one.
Could be

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sneaky little buggers

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Is this poisonous to touch?

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Nope. Well least I don't think.

Thank you! That's a very sad looking sunflower...

Do you have something that is, preferably something that causes a slow and agonizing death?~

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I could look around.

You're the best Bummy~

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How's this?

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That is beautiful~
how does it kill?

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The toxic colchicine that it contains can cause an immediate cardiac arrest.

Thanks Bumboy, great work as always!~

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Why do you want deadly plants if I may ask?

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I want to patch things up with Tsun-spain~

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Hi Bum!
I want my usual, a purple flower!

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Best of luck.
One moment.

How are you niggy?

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I'm doing quite well, thank you for asking! My face is a little sore this morning though.
How about you, Bum?

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Also the flowers look amazing, thank you~

Wonder why it's sore. I'm doing good, got any early start to the day and lunch is in the oven.
Glad you like them :)

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You raaang?

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How are you?

Pretty good, a little tired though. i had work at 6am so i was up at 4:40. How about you Bummy, how are you doing?

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Sorry for you, was work easy today? Have you had dinner yet?
I'm doing good. It's been a nice day thus far.

Yeah i had dinner at six, and i actually like working early as you avoid trafic/people, but you do get quite a bit tired.

Good to hear you had a nice day, did anything fun?

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Nothing really. having more fun now. I hope you get plenty of sleep today.

Probably gonna go to bed in a couple of mins. I hope you have even more fun while i get some rest

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Sleep well sweet Dane. May you sleep wonderfully and have wondrous dreams.

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You too Bumboy~

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doot.

doooot

stop doooting

*aggressively doots*

stop

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*doots more aggressively*

cease

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doot doot.

Flowers. they exist.

do flowers exist?

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What if I don't know anything about flowers? Tulips are pretty nice I guess and light blue.

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cool

Flowers are just a conspiracy made by big flower to sell more dirt.

Pink Titan Arum.

How's this?

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