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I don't even go to school for it lad.

35 BONGS AND A SIX PACK TO MY NAME

god i'd spaff on her tits.

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nice.
had a dream today were i was getting a takeaway at my mums house and the delivery driver turned up with 5 lads and started causing shit. i slammed the door, ran and got a baseball bat and ran outside. swung for 1 lads head and as the bat connected i woke up.
was in a foul mood when i went to bed this morning so i attribute it to that

If you need the car to be reliable, like to get you to work on time, then get a good one

Don't get a complete shitter, get something for about 2 grand. It's no fun driving a shitbox especially in winter.

What was it user, post to me

>leasing your first car
no don't bother. buy a sub 500 quid shitbox like a micra.

tit lad, thanks for helping me realize i was gay
mean that mate, you saved my fucking life

I've been getting myself a lot of (you)s recently lad but I'm being very careful about when I post, always check the post numbers before I go for it. If not, I wait and make a new thread myself, THEN post my (you) cash cow

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>car lets in water
>heater barely works
>radio doesn't work
real shitbox hours

If you buy carefully then you can get a good car for under 1500 or so. Leases are really expensive, get you a pretty shit car in the grand scheme of things, and you are tied into them for a long time. Get a Fiesta or a Focus or something

it was this post please donate (you)s for a poor boye down on his luck

>tfw no aux port
what CD you want on lads aha

Ok but only because I have a few pocket(you)s to spare.

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>tfw my car has a tape deck and a CD changer in the boot

i listen to the ultimate soundtrack, a rattle diesel engine.

Look back at the thread lad there's a surprise for you

Get something cheap for a couple grand, stick with it, get 2 years no claims and money saved up then get yourself something fast

Apparently Paul Gascoigne has sexually assaulted a woman on a train and is arrested

why do people want to go fast on the road?

I guess I could chuck something your way, but don't tell anyone

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You got Now 45 lad?

oh muh goodness. the trumpet player is bootifull.
bagsy
youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-kXZsUa_w

>just walked in on my girl housemate in the toilet taking a piss

I assumed no one was in because the front door was locked. Also you can't lock the bathroom door in this house.

Am I going to get #MeToo'd?

your (you)s are worthless without any content, you know this full well
attach a reaction or comment to your (you)

because it is fun, and overtaking in a powerful car is much easier than in some gutless shitbox
>tfw 3 litre diesel engine
>tfw torque

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Just woke up from a nap AMA.

Christ you're one step away from becoming poley

>Just woke up from a nap AMA.
How was your nap lad?

did you look at her pussy?

but for what real purpose

had an eventful jog lads

>decide to go out for a jog
>jog for a little while before I trip
>on a walkway across part of the big pond
>listening to my new high tempo playlist for workouts
>trip
>headphones go into the water
>later on I stop jogging and walk for a bit
>see a homeless guy who asks me to get some food for him
>go into sainsbury's as he wants to go to the counter and gets some cheap hot chicken
>end up offering me to buy him a drink, but I meant water at first
>got him 2L of cider because why not
>bumble round sainsbury's and he ends up nicking a hat and wearing it around
>had a laugh
>go to pay and show my id
>walk out of shop
>think I forgot to pay for the chicken and cider, but I know the hat was stolen by the homeless lad
>still had the tag on, but not security tag
>take it off
>fat cashier comes running out telling the homeless guy to come back
>homeless guy walks off not giving a fuck and the whale has a brief go at me
>get some shorts from sports direct and get the bus home

Weird walk
Slightly anxious of getting nicked, but I doubt anything will happen

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How is UC different from the normal JSA thingy?

Did you have any dreams?

Shit I feel groggy, got woken up early.

because I like it and I can

UC is a merger of some of the existing benefits, you get paid monthly instead

cool just don't needlessly endanger people and stay in a different county to me.

the meme about Jow Forums being slower and comfier during winter is true lads

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I don't endanger anyone lad, been driving for 9 years and never even had a speeding ticket let alone a bump

Yeah I dreamt I was being mugged in the moors and then my teeth all fell out.

Sorry mate it's all pop punk from 2003

do you mean you don't speed or you don't get caught.

Life is just comfier in winter I think lad
Like Avril Lavigne?

I only speed when no one is looking, don't drive fast when there are people around tbqh, never know what they will do

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more or less. The drummer from blink 182 played on one of her albums lel.

>tfw no Lydia Deetz gf

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If I attempt to book a punt couple days in advance and confirm on the day look weird? Is it better to do it all on the same day, right?

>using a phone while driving

no you can book in advance, that's how people get weird requests fulfilled. I imagine.

>the button's broken on 2 pairs of trousers now
I need to lose some weight don't I

I've posted on a chan while high and driving before. It was not a good time in my life, and I certainly don't plan on doing it again, but people often do dumb things

pure wish i had some weed
pure wish i had some poundland crispy chilli coated nuts
pure wish i had some money
pure wish i had a job
pure wish i had a skill / talent
pure wish i had friends
pure wish i had a bf

Im fucking pissed off lads. Decided to turn on the heating in my flat and the radiator wont work. Does it take 24 hours to warm up or something? I wish I had a dad to teach me how to do this stuff and could call him up to come over and turn it on.

It's middle of nowhere, it'll be reet

>in the garden
>neighbours kids come home and turn all their lights on
>see lots of bright moving colour from their massive tv
>oh they must be watching CBBC or something
>it's a fortnite stream

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>pure wish i had some weed
>pure wish i had some money
>pure wish i had a bf
Same desu

Maybe it needs bleeding. Look for a dial on your radiator as well and make sure it's switched on

Wish i had a girl or even a boi to snuggle with on these cold winter nights

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what trousers?
i've had 3 pairs of cragg hoppers and the button has popped off them all
it shouldn't do. is the boiler on? could need bleeding, or could be a problem with the pressure. my boiler always loses pressure after a bit and doesn't work properly

what kind of heating is it? if it is electric storage heating you are fucked

First it was my Brandit combats now it's only my bloody Carhartts

Gutted I am

The one I want to see lives like two hours away so I'll have to

That looks like a new fetish for me thanks

If its gas boiler, check the pressure gauge and add water if its low

why is life so hard user
hold me

Britfeel sharia patrol here, get lost you bender

why don't you date? or you could become my prison gay pocket bitches

for me, its this vocal version of the eastenders theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2_Zg04ewTkY

I turned the knob onto the on position.

I think I only have one boiler and hot water comes out although sometimes it needs a minute to heat up and seems to run out of hot water quickly. I checked the boiler and it has a setting with just a tap and a setting with a tap and radiator which is what its set to.

Its just a traditional radiator, its not an electric storage heater.

How can I tell? my flat has gas and electric.

Okay we're dating now

have to what? The one im looking at takes hiatus breaks just want to check if shes around or not

On the bother, theres gauge with the pressure with numbers on it and if the needle is 0 it needs more water. there should be a vaulde under the boiler to up the pressure or it might be key valve which is what I have

>decide to turn life around
>become mature student
>do an access to HE course
>start going gym and taking steroids
>some how get in to top 20 uni (i assume some kind of quota got me in)
>have an average looking bod
>get first girlfriend (she is fat but i think she likes me)
>still want to kill myself

Miss being a NEET and playing PC games at home

I know it seems like I have it good, but I honestly feel more empty now than I ever did. I used to have hope that "success" would make me feel better

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stop i dont want to date you

Have to book in advance, I wouldn't be able to do it on the day because I might not make it in time. Lots of people do it I'm sure so it won't be weird.

Having a shit tbqh lads.

Pretty disgusting lassie.
Do it somewhere else.

just had a google of brandit and seen they've some decent coats. might have to get 1 desu. seen a nice parka, and 1 called a bronx jacket. i like that
look for pic related. no pressure no worky
if it's down you'll need to turn a couple knobs to get it back up. most boilers should say how to do it. if not looks like we'll be searching google for the instructions

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just had a nice slow cooked pork sandwich

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phwwwwoaaaarrrr any sweetcorns in there luv

Yeah they do some nice hardy outdoor clothing. Unless you're a fatty like me and break the buttons with your massive belly.

Carhartt does really good stuff too but very expensive. The combats I bought were 90 quid, but thankfully I got them for 40 because of a 50 quid voucher I got

This video nails that feeling:

youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0LGi7js8g

>made mum cry again because I told how miserable I felt

Dont tell the husband.. x

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I have those storage heaters lads. I have tried so hard to get them to come on but it doesn't work. I also have no way to get the hot water on so I get really cold hands when I wash the dishes.

>Kissing the dog

which one of ye fuckers got the senor banned yesterday?ye will get the full 20 inches
rammed
home

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nice. i've a piggy joint i'm going to pop in the slow cooker. got some chipolte marinade and need to get some apple sauce to add. going to mix them both together then lather on the joint. might also pop some coppela apple juice in the slow cooker as well help add a bit of steam and keep the joint moist