Buy a dakki for christmas

This, fuck you mayne

I wan lt a daki really badly but I still live with my parents, and I think they might disown me it they find it, especially if it has any 2d nudity on it

who cares if people know you have one?
its so comfy bro.
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>I wan lt a daki really badly but I still live with my parents
I also live with mummy
and I think they might disown me it they find it, especially if it has any 2d nudity on it

get what you want, I dont have nude one.
parents dont care, you think they care if you have a pillow?

But that's admitting defeat, user.
Purchasing an immitation of a person printed over a pillow is just settling for a worse alternative. If you can't find anyone then bravely suffer alone.

Nobody calls it a dakki, you're wrong.

>that's admitting defeat,
how?
I like anime girls and love my Waifu
we do

By "we" do you mean your multiple personalities you shitfuck child?

>tfw ur a degenerate B)

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Why get lewd version of her.
I might get one but why be lewd?

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I'm on my 3rd year of having a daki and i can vouch for the quality of sleep and comfieness, a daki is a life improving investment.
>cuddle with pillow
>tuck it in next to you
>warms up quick
>kiss waifu good night and good morning
>greeted by waifu's smiling face when i get home from work
> very nice to sit it up against the bed and read a book or listen to music with my head in her lap
>some people like to sleep with it on them for the weight

some things to consider if buying a daki

>matereal
get 2way tricot, delux if you can. it conducts heat very well, won't stretch if you hang it to dry, soft and smooth and lasts the longest, will stand up to repeated washing

>character
make sure you love the character you get. this isn't really a buy for all you fotm fags unless you want to keep buying cases. and if your waifu isnt miku or another common gril, commissioning an artist is a great idea. it feels good to have a one of a kind daki!

>cleaning
don't be that guy. clean a minimum of once a month. every other week if you're a heavy cuddler. don't get fluids on it. hand wash is best but gentle machine wash inside out is ok. most body pillows can be machine washed too. that will slightly shorten the life tho. also keep your self clean! stubble and jagged nails will pill the matereal! change your sheets every other week and shower before bed too. you waifu deserves to sleep in clean sheets with a nice smelling husbando.

>cost
between art, printing, pillow fill, and shipping, it might be 150 dollarydos or more! like i said, make sure you're dedicated to that special lady. i have 2 cases (my first one is a little worn but i still throw it on occasionally.) and i swapped pillows last year. It's cost me more than 275 over the years, easy.

you shouldn't worry about what anyone thinks! nothing wrong with being a weeb. get a daki if you want one and can afford it.

lewd version gives you more of a "eternal neet vibe"

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>very nice to sit it up against the bed and read a book or listen to music with my head in her lap
I can vouch for this being maximum comfy.

Who here /listens to girlfriend "asmr" videos while cuddling with daki/?

>tfw waifu doesn't have a daki
>tfw too poor to afford a commission
>tfw already blew a bunch of money preordering one of her figurines this year
>tfw live with judgemental people anyway
It's like god wants me to be miserable

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>It's like god wants me to be miserable
life is shit and I just want to cry but nothing will let me.
I hate myself so much.
no I do not, 3DPD