ITT we give this guy a name

Now that the dust has settled and this meme is practically dead, what is the virgin's name? I nominate Bryan, I've never meet a Bryan that wasn't autistic.

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Eugene.
Also, this comment is original.

I thought it was Daniel.
Can't remember where I saw that, but I remember people calling him Daniel.

At least in my country Brians are poor people (equivalent of gangsta? Idk) that still get laid a lot.

Official or not, I agree with this one. Every Daniel I met was a total loser, fat, neckbeard, incel, unironically fedora wearing, etc.

I've met one decent Daniel before, the others are pretty dumb. My own uncle Daniel is a fucking loser who dropped out of culinary school and is probably still unemployed.

hey, im not a fat neckbeard, im under 110lbs

Class sperg at my high school was called Brian. He once got rekt in the head with a hockey ball and it made him more retarded

Melvin

Originigger

Lenny

Originalo

I also remember hearing Daniel a lot. I even have an example. If we don't go with Daniel, I'd say VirginyMcVirginface.

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>male
>under 110
how short are you?

Not that guy, but it is possible to be somewhere around that weight even with a decent height if they're underweight and already have a thin frame.

Eugene was alpha as fuck

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I know a Daniel who will be a Chad.

>VirginyMcVirginface

He even has that bizarre Chad posture

virgil obviously

Plebson

I know a few 6 foot anons under 110 lbs

Please excuse my autism, my jokes very rarely hit their mark.

i have always thought dean is another good substitute for chad

he canonically already has a name - eugene.

it's daniel you fuck, what the hell

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sorry for the late reply, im 5'4

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It's Melvin you fucking newfags.

he has never been fucking referred to as melvin in the chad/virgin cannon, what the fuck are you talking about

brayden

originalius senpaiduehs

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Obviously, the only correct choice is Elliot.

11 kids in my elementary school class (5th-6th grade) were named Alex and had severe autism. So I say Alex.

Brandon, last name: Original comment

Snivelus

A roastie called my hair lifeless today, can anyone think of some good comebacks?

I think james seems right. It just seems right.

She probably did it to get attention. Just ignore her and she'll eventually wander to the next loser.

Any full first name that never got shortened to the nickname version would seem right. It signifies never having close friends. Daniel is a good one. I also like Jonathan

definitely melvin

only Daniel i know is a weed-smoking athletic snowboarder

What do y'all think about Kevin?

I nominate Ladle

That's me and my brothers names.

We'll call him Jeremy.

Kyle. Definitely Kyle.

fucking got me jesus
this shit is original

I be negroid

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Groid Bois

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Silly groid

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Its Daniel you scunt
original like polio on a toad mother fucker