/britfeel/

andrew's a dirty fucking nonce

i hate my fucking dad
fucking hell im so angry

hahahaah okay i take back calling zeus a faggot, this tranny lover attack is great

dirty fucking wrong-uns the lot of you
fucking hell nonce-hunting would be too good for you

thinking of keeping a journal but deliberately coding it

andrew is a daemon

Britfeel radio is fucking trash.
Keeps cutting out so I have to refresh the page.
Now they're fucking promoting paedophilia.

>invited out tonight
>hate spending money on night outs
>about to buy a bottle of frosty jack's for a couple quid and drink it on the way to the bar they're at

call him a faggot
origoogoo

lads pizza or chinese for dinner

I have enough on my plate with staying sober, plus if you do no fap you'll just get a lob on at the worst moment at work, plus you'll get sticky sheets. Not worth it, I say.

drinking in the spoons. had a pizza but I'm still hungry.
see you lads talking about the radio. feel like I'm missing out.
drinking brings back thoughts about Taiwanese lass I am obsessed person.

i would if i ever spoke to him again
hes probably going to die first, none of the males in my family live much further than 60

hes definitely a nonce
>stretch his ass

cant go wrong with pizza lad

>You're making out as if I had some other intention
Christ, this is beat-for-beat a nonce hunter vid
Next he'll say he didn't know her age, then he'll say he just wanted to be mates, then he'll admit he's already on the register back home

I'm user right now so I feel safe saying this.
Andrew fucked me at a meetup and took pictures to blackmail me into silence with.

You're honestly not, it's like being at school and hearing that kid that smells like sour milk gob off about fingering his 10yo cousin/cat

>girl asked me out on a date on Friday to hang out on Saturday
>too soon so I push it back to Thursday
>Finally gets to Monday and she asks the big question about work
>tell her I haven't worked in a long time due to being an anxious wreck for almost half my life
>starts doing that thing girls do where they just lecture you about sorting your self out and getting your life back together without offering any kind of solution or real help
>can tell she's getting annoyed

Well that was quick. Don't want to go on the date any more cause just feels like she's gonna come off as combative and hostile form now on.

pizza m8 dominos cookies

have you got any proof?

I don't want him to know which one I am sorry.

show us your asshole for proof faggot

Has Andrew met Pubes?
Is he a genuine black royal Prussian billionaire from Glasgow?

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cancel the date then
simple as.

Nah, he'd be rich already if they'd met

I wonder if Andrew would date anyone from Jow Forums or if we're all just an experiment to him.

ANDY HAS ME IN HIS LOFT HELP ME

That will be doing Andrew's job for him.
He took advantage of me at a real lowpoint in my life, he knew I had no IRL friends.

That's why I enabled uBlock Origin on NSFW boards now. I don't wanna see porn everytime I come on here, fuck sake hiromoot

What is Andrew meant to be?

I can't believe anyone actually fell for the andrew larp

Pubes would make him rich.

you think people go around punching guys for having moustaches?

ANDY IS AN ACTUAL WRONG-UN
ALL FUCKING BACON MUST FUCKING HANG

SEE HOW ANDY DIDNT DENY ME BEING IN HIS LOFT FUCKING HELP ME AAAAAA

andys got my ass in a vice

Radio nonces shilled their shit on brit/pol/, now we're getting invaded. Pure cancer

How tall is Andrew?
I want to know if I can knock him out.

I am going to shit white hot liquid rage across the cosmos.

sounds good, I could add spam or ham too. Though scrambled eggs might be easier but I'm not sure how to make them because the youtube videos are always elitist and contradict each other. Thinking of buying some of that mayflower curry sauce from B&M to do

6' and fucking built all he does is work out

Anyone else been on an actual date with someone off of Jow Forums?

I did. Might share after I get a cup of Ovaltine on the go.

I think it'll paint a target on me for chavy types to give me shit, yes

Yes lad, going to tuck into one of these when i get in
UTB

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I've beaten up built lads before.
Most gymrats can't fight for shit and have no stamina.

britfeel bender

rly hate my fucking dad lads. im furious.
if he was there for me i wouldnt have grown into such a pathetic fucking beta
simple as

sick larp lid

Someone post that image of Andrew.

UTB?

what the fuck is that. that does not look nice

No but I'd like to, do share

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Going to shave my pubes before heading out. Got to remain hopeful eh? Even though I haven't shagged in years

you're a mong, no one's going to hit you for having a moustache. they might hit you for being a massive insecure pussy though

>Most gymrats can't fight for shit and have no stamina.

neither can your average lad, stop acting mad, you are probably a skinny faggot.

Up the boro
in reference to middlesbrough, the atomic waste pit from which that dish is derived

Bit of butter in the pan, pretty low heat, mix the eggs in something until they become kinda one colour pour into the semi hot pan, you dont want it fucking sizzling or it gets all shitty, stir and watch it slowly get harder and cooked, possibly add a bit more butter and some salt or stuff.
When it reaches the consistency you want just move it to a plate and wa la

I would love to but I can;t imagine there's too many girls on here in the first place, and the ones that are girls (male)

I'm not skinny, i'm actually overweight, but I've got good punching power.

Never heard anyone from Boro say UTB mate.

It is a parmo.
it's a slab of breaded chicken with bechemel sauce and melted cheese on top

I'd get fucking shat on in a fight. I'm skinny af and every other bloke my age has actual strength.

anyone know where to get a parmo in london

He's the guy that met a load of /britfeel/ posters but all anyone talks about his meeting with HC

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>all them teehee shill posts
they don't give a fuck about britfeel or britpol they're just using it to get more views and so they're kept their egotistical wet dream of being e famous alive

all that shit about nonces, for example, was to stir up drama and to peg those who dislike them as nonces

CIVIL WAR FUCKING WHEN, LADS?!

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right.. and you talking about gymrats having no stamina lmao

your average bloke can't fight for shit

britfeel tinder-style app when? who are we all hoping to match with? i think user is quite fit

Your reaction to just a few sentences are exactly what I'm talking about. Get therapy

andrew will be next on nonce hunters

>watch it slowly get harder
a-alright

I thought it was that simple until youtube videos started over-complicating things and making me feel insecure over it. Fuck gordon ramsay fucking overrated meme twat cunt

I'm overweight, not unfit.

Any of you lads know cars? Need some advice
>had a ford mondeo, really liked it
>got stolen by gypsies and torched last week
>need new car
>guy down the road has a 2002 VW Passat
>wants 400 bong for it
>he is out cleaning it every weekend, looks really nice
>has 260,000 miles
>two hundred and sixty thousand miles
Had a go in it today and it drives perfectly, am I being really dumb lads?

Has Andrew ever read a book or has ever eaten anything that hasn't been deep fried?

aw fuck i was raised in stockton on tees, i miss a good parmo

Yeah a bunch of fags try and overcomplicate a lot of shit. the trick for eggs is low heat.

nothing wrong with a high miler if it has been well maintained.

>too scared to grow a stache for fear of chavs beating him up
you need therapy you spastic

Honestly siding with andrew right now, too much shit stirring by the radio.

Yeah the user lad is a beautiful babe, but I'd rather no Tinder

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few hard boiled eggs, just with a bit of salt and pepper

yum

ANDREW IS A VIRGIN IN HIS LATE 20S
FUCKING KEK

PLEASE KEEP ANDY BUSY AS I AM ABOUT TO TRY AND ESCAPE THE LOFT PRISON I LIVE IN

If he's out cleaning it then he must take care of it, i'd risk it for 400 bong, it's not really much if it blows up instantly. It could end up living past 300k or some shit, it's worth the risk for a small amount

the only thing you need to know is that scrambled eggs are meant to be runny, not solid like an omelette. most people do overcook them

like the other lad said just use a low heat

I meant Zeus for this question, not Andrew.

fortunately in both cities i've lived in outside teesside, i've found parmo places. they've never been quite right but they've sufficed

Posted here for about 2 years what the fuck is this radio everyone is on about?