Does this shit ever get any better? Please tell me it does

Possibly but it won't be down to anything you did but whether or not you get a lucky break.

ye but only bc i have been in treatment for a year

>Be 26
>Miss being a dumb late-teenager back in the early 2010's
>Feel like the best times are already behind me

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Not if you're on the same attractiveness level as that guy.

>uncanny valley levels of hideous
you're over-reacting a bit. Plus she has a nice body
he has a gf and makes money by playing video games
though she does have a fuck ton of medical conditions and could probably die from some minor shit like turning her head the wrong way, he also spends his money on lootboxes. He's also had gout

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Is that RSD Tyler now today?

Only if you stop eating closet candy

The only way life will ever get any better is if we survive past the Singularity, and get advanced enough neuroscience to re-engineer the brain to feel nonstop happiness.

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ten years ago i was willing to kill myself

i now make 120K a year selling timeshares with no college degree, married, and have a big ass house and four cars and two kids. im not saying my way is the way to go, but if you accept your inner sociopath and make friends with your demons there's no limit set for you. trust in god, yo

wait what
how
what did u do

>, but if you accept your inner sociopath
robbed a bank or some shit?

>wait what
>how
>what did u do
stopped making excuses and realized that even if my excuses were true, i have full authority over myself and everything I do is righteous so long as it is from the heart and comes from the blessed position of self-preservation

everything is a pre-emptive strike.

>robbed a bank or some shit?

no, again I just made sure that EVERY decision I made was one that would better myself and my position and lived without apology. I went from flipping burgers to working retail to merchandising to sales and once I hit the point where everyday was an opportunity to make a few thousand dollars I was so happy that everything eventually fell into place.

you know what you have to do, just fucking do it faggot

yea I know what u mean, im asking how did u even get to the position
>i now make 120K a year selling timeshares with no college degree,

do u have connections or what. who would hire someone with no degree ?

nope

just lost some weight, started caring about my appearance, and used me experience in retail to hone my glib charisma. THAT will open doors for you.. being vaguely good looking (EVERYBODY can get there btw its all a relative thing) and being articulate without sounding too pompous will make you invincible

thats me in the corner,
thats me in the spot light,
eating all your candy

uh huh
uh huh
noticed going in the
>BIG BLACK MEGA COCCCK BOOK!!!

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Pat is hung like a horse

>robbed a bank or some shit?
he sells time shares. He's practically a criminal.

He must be. She is a 8 or 9 and he is a 3 or 4

>8 or 9
I think that's pushing it. She's a 6.5 to maybe a 7 in my book. Main thing she's got going for her is her body. Her face is kinda meh. And don't forget her severe ailments that will most likely send her to an early grave. Of course that doesn't matter to him because the dude will probably also bite the dust within the next 15-25 years

>peach will never hold you down and fuck you in the ass
Why even live, boys?

Also even if she was butt ugly, which she's not, she would make up for it being one of the 2% non-NPC females in the world

yea easy for someone whos charismatic to say

well im autistic so that's fucked for me lmao