Monday night that kid thread

>that kid who would fold ninja stars out of paper every single day

>that kid who thought skateboarding was cool
>that kid who broke his collar bone skateboarding
>that kid who never skateboarded again
>that kid who had no other personality traits besides skateboarding
>that kid who committed suicide because no one hung out with him

>that kid who walked his dog with a bike until he ran the pupper over

>that kid who took JROTC far too seriously

>that kid who's mom died from cancer

>that kid that absorbed anime into his personality
>that kid that still used 2005 emo culture

>that kid who would climb into occupied stalls
>that kid who would grab people's asses
>that kid who tried to rape a girl in the toilets
>that kid who blew up a bin with a deodorant can
>that kid who could only say his own name
>that kid who would try to lick people's noses
>that kid who passed out from malnutrition and had to be taken away in an ambulance

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>That tall kid that could reach over stall and unlock them

>that kid who got attacked and fought back, but he wasn't popular so everyone assumed he started it

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>that kid who based his personality on being gay/depressed

> that kid that died of brain cancer in 5th grade.
Goodnight Brodie.

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That kid who sneezelaughed immediately after taking a bite resulting in launching most of a little debbie into his best friends face sitting directly across from him.

>that kid that hung himself a week before graduation
Always wondered why you did it TJ

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>that kid who lied about his life to make him seem cool but he was being abused
>that freshman kid that everyone hated because he was trying to diddle middle schoolers
>that kid who went from most likely to be successful to a total failure
>that kid that threw a chair at a teacher
>that kid who nearly killed someone
>that kid who was suicidal but no one knew it
>that kid who was trans and had a piss fetish
Goodbye alex you gross bastard, liking piss

>that kid who could do voice and accent impressions nicely
>same kid who got told to go back to his country even though he was white and born in America l

was me for a year desu~

Don't like it? Don't do it. If that constitutes me being a glue drinker, then bring on the gallon jugs.

I used to jack off in class in fifth grade all the time. I would swing my legs and basically fuck my own thighs. Felt great and no mess cus I didn't start cumming till end of sixth grade, probably fucked my nuts up cus I started jacking off in third grade. I could orgasm in 17 seconds (I counted) or I could edge for hours and bury my face in my desk though I didn't have to I could do it with a straight face, was heaven on Earth. The best time was when this cute girl who sat next to me was sucking on sea salt rocks and took a few out and left for whatever reason, I took one and put in my mouth and sucked on her salty saliva. That orgasm was one of the best I had ever had. I know I was never caught jacking it because a girl in my same class was caught fingering herself through her pants. My friend had a small mirror and would use it to look behind him to see the girls cum face. Another classmate pointed her out and everybody made fun of her, even me. Jacked off later that same day too.

Yup I'm THAT kid.

>that kid the went full autist rage when he heard "apple" i miss you alex.

Lmao I find it funny how you decide to own that title.

i feel like thats u...
just a guess though

>that kid who made a paper crane every day in class and left them
>that kid who got his balls shaved by a TA and his friend sent the video to the Vice Principal
>the guy who got caught raping a girl at a bonfire and then dropped out of school
>that tard who thought he was a lion and stalked people belly down in the grass
>that kid who kicked a raven who was dying on the main lawn
>that kid who stabbed someone with a pencil
>that kid who tried to fight and got his shit kicked in everytime
>same kid who bought thousands of instagram followers
>that kid who dated a security guard
> those three black kids who got scholarships for being the only black kids

That kid who would skip class and climb in the bathroom ceilings and and poke holes in it to watch girls pee. That was me

That kid who put his finger in a pencil sharpener and twisted it hard.

>That kid who yoinked all electronics at school
>That kid who unironically still played bakugan in Hs
>That kid who had a gf that fucked all of his best friends behind his back
>That kid who told his friend his gf is a cumbucket and got a train ran on her
>That kid who flickered the lights
>That kid who inherited his dead grandfathers fortune and got used for it by all the vultures posing as his friend
>That kid who fought all the queers and is now sucking dick on the gram
>That extremely hot girl with bad breath
>That silent, thin kid who could kick your ass
>That kid who cut himself and wore dc shoes
>That kid who fell off the school roof

>that kid who fucked his sister
>that kid who got caught fapping in the bathroom
>that kid who smoked weed in the bathroom
>that kid who punched a substitute

All the same kid.

>that kid who stole your gameboy advance out of your backpack when you were pissing

I would have kicked his fucking teeth in if only I knew who did it

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>that kid who would loudly reenact star wars scenes during lunch

>>that kid who dropped out senior year and went to LA to become an actor but ended up doing gay porn
go on..

he dropped out of school his senior year, moved to LA to pursue a dream on the big screen and ended up fucking dudes on millions of little screens instead

that kid who post shitty threads on Jow Forums

>that kid that demanded everyone he see call him
"Shadow"

>that kid who fucking ate paper
>those Mexican kids who never shut the hell up
>that kid who pulled the fire alarm every day for a week
>that kid with the old comfortable looking coat
>that kid who set shit on fire at lunch
>those kids who went to the woods to smoke and fuck
>that kid who brought a BB gun to school and got suspended
>those wierd virgin kids who played handheld consoles under the stairs
>that kid who was obsessed with school shooters
>that kid who actually made a fucking bomb

>That kid that got hit by a truck and went to class anyway
>That kid who dumped his bottle of water into the trash and asked the teacher to get a drink
>That kid who looked up Bionicle lore in the library
>That kid who googled "naked people" in computer class
>That kid who accidentally made a bomb threat on the computer
>Those kids that got caught in an opioid selling ring
>That kid who wrecked his motorcycle and now lacks half his skullcap
>That kid who everyone thought would be the school shooter but ended up being just a quiet kid with autism
High school was fucking wild.

>that kid who never wiped
>that kid who put forks in the teachers lounge microwave and nuked it
>that kid who had to shit in a trashcan during a tornado drill
>that kid who got ass naked to pee
one of those was in high school

>that kid who used to masturbate in science class and the teacher saw and he continued
>that kid everyone knew to be the next school shooter
That kid who cyberbullied a kid to suicide, tard-raged and ended up paralyzing a football Chad from the waist down, emotionally bullied the bio teacher into resignation, and nearly got suspended for selling weed to his wrestling team. All in the same semester

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Best response. No wonder you get fucked so often.

>that kid that pulled his pants down and showed everyone his scooby doo underpants
>that kid that licked another kids bare ass
>that kid that punched a kid in the gut and spit on him as he laid on the pavement
>that kid who framed his mom for child abuse
Middle school was a trip

>that kid who would wear five nights at freddys masks everyday
>that kid who was a weeb and never showered
>that kid who got expelled for photoshopping girls from school with dicks in their mouths

>that kid who would wear five nights at freddys masks everyday
underaged detected

>those kids who went into the rest room during lunch and whipped fruit at the urinal
>that kid who found a hostess cupcake, bit the top off like a solider taking out a grenade pin, then threw it at the rest room ceiling. It fell after health class
>those kids at lunch that took all of their trash and packed it all into a milk juice box
>those kids who threw shit at the pictures of memorable school personnel in the cafeteria

>that kid who cheated on his gf with a (female)horse

>The kid who was senior in highschool who would do Gangnum style.

if any of this true are you sure you're not at a retard school.

>That kid who got pregnant and had child services take her kid away cause she was 14
>That kid who pissed everyone off
>That kid who was a little too into yu-gi-oh
>That kid who bragged about doing meth
>That kid who always got naked
Man high school was fucking wild, college seems boring compared to some of these.

>That gay kid who was gay and had no other personality trait

>that kid who was a walking embodiment of Murphy's law

This was before special ed was a thing.
No tard wranglers, no special classes.
Tards were just thrown in with the rest of the kids and expected to sink or swim.

>that girl who got a raw hotdog stuck up her vagina and had to go to the hospital to remove it
>that kid that joined the military after graduation and died because he flipped his tank over in training. RIP.
>that kid that masturbated in class. She wasn't hot but I support her pursuit to escape the boredom.
>that kid that got alcohol poisoning 3 times in one year.
>that kid that got expelled for his hitlist involving teachers and students of which my name was included because I loaned him my pipe and he got busted smoking weed out of it behind the gym and then he ratted me out, that fuck. I took my suspension in stride and didn't make a hitlist because I'm not a bitch.
>that kid that dated my sister for a short while and then did LSD and drank a bunch and smoked and fell down the stairs at a party and started vomiting so much he choked to death before the ambulance could get there. That kid was fun and usually not a binger like that and I miss him still. RIP my brother from another mother.
>that kid who pissed in a potted plant in the library because the librarian wouldn't let him leave to use the bathroom
>that kid who hung himself shortly before prom
>that kid who dropped his trousers on the way to the park, took a shit and started eating it
>that kid named Jeff that fucked his cat
>that kid who got kicked so hard in the nuts he had to have one removed.

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Oh fuck my school was like that, shit was wild. I actually have a fear of tard cause I was attacked by one freaking the fuck out. They had the occasional tard wrangler but most of them were just thrown in class and kept an eye on.
Safe to say holy fuck tard strength is real af.

We got a kid like that except he is an actual anti Semite.

>That kid who hits a car with a tic-tac

>that kid who had no identity outside of being a Marxist despite admitting to never reading Marx's manifesto
>that kid who got suspended and inatituionalized for selling lethal blow darts on campus
>that kid who stole the entire administrations chairs overnight
>that kid who spent lunch practicing lightsaber fighting techniques
>that kid who wore the same 3 piece suit every day but gradually took it off throughout the day
>that kid who got kicked off the football team for running around with her nudes on his phone yelling she's a hoe
>that white kid who talked like he was black
>that kid who only listened to Eminem and gorillaz
>that kid who threatened to shoot up the school but ended up going to an entirely different school (id known him since fourth grade the man got like 3 felonies as a minor because of it)
>that kid who got ran over and half the school pretended to had been friends with her for the next three months
>that kid who left her boyfriend for a fake online boy who turned out to be lesbian from her theater class
>that kid who threatens to kill everyone wearing anything with gay pride
>that kid who watched porn with his parents
>that kid who stapled green and red craft felt to a plastic purse and told tried to tell everyone it was Gucci
>that kid who got sent to the office on the first day if school for looking like a neo Nazi

Shit wasn't too wild, but it was entertaining.

Looking forward to seeing this thread on youtube. That kid threads are a gold mine.

>That kid who thought he was black
>That Chad who pulled that kid's pants down revealing a tic tac

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